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== How It Happened ==
== How It Happened ==


Seriosly?  How does a [[Health Care Rage|Healthy]] person find themselves trapped in an oven?  While Conspiracy theories abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart. Her [[Your Mom|mother]] says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an she notecid that.Gursimran was missing.  Her Mother tried to phone her because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her [[Cell Phone|phone]].  Unable to find her, and smeling something delicious, because the cow keeper wont eat a cow but [[Human]] meat is on the table.
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It what can only be described as a [[Old|classic]] 3 Stooges skit. The bakery department ran afound with their heads up their [[Ass|es]] trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off.
Seriosly?  How does a [[Health Care Rage|Healthy]], some what intelligent person find themselves trapped in an oven?  


Further extending Gursimran's cooking time, they finally figured out how to shut off the oven instead of looking near the door for the '''EMEGENCY''' switch that all modern machines are expected to have.
While Conspiracy theories abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart.  (The White zMan did it)  Her [[Your Mom|mother]] says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an [[Time|hour]] she noticed that Gursimran was missing.  Her Mother tried to phone her, because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her [[Cell Phone|phone]].  Unable to find her, and smeling something that she found delicious, because the cow worshper wont eat a Porter House but [[Human]] meat is always on the table.


Finally figuring how to turn off the oven, [[Attention|Big Red Button]], the [[India|Indians]] in the bakery department laid her on the ground to let Seriosly?  How does a [[Health Care Rage|Healthy]] person find themselves trapped in an oven?  While Conspiracy theories abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart.  Her [[Your Mom|mother]] says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an she notecid that.Gursimran was missing.  Her Mother tried to phone her because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her [[Cell Phone|phone]].  Unable to find her, and smeling something delicious, because the cow keeper wont eat a cow but [[Human]] meat is on the table.
What can only be described as a [[Old|classic]] 3 Stooges act. The entire bakery department ran around with their heads up their [[Ass]]es trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off.


It what can only be described as a [[Old|classic]] 3 Stooges skit.  The bakery department ran around with their heads up their [[Ass|es]] trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off.
Finding Gursimran in the Bakery oven the moronic Wal-Mart Bakery Department Further extended Gursimran's cooking time until they finally figured out how to shut off the oven in an emergency when they looked near the oven door and found that '''BIG Red EMEGENCY''' button beside the oven door that all modern machines and equipment are required to have.


Further extending Gursimran's cooking time, they finally figured out how to shut off the oven, finally looking at the right side of the door for the '''[[Attention|EMEGENCY]]''' switch that all modern machines are expected to have.
Finally figuring how to turn off the oven, [[Attention|Big Red Button]], the [[India|Indians]] in the bakery department laid her on the ground to let her meat rest before they'd dig in,


Finally pushing the [[Attention|Big Red Button]] they were able to get [[Dead|Gursimran's]] body out of the oven to let her meat rest befored they'd dig in but unfortunately rhey spent so much time running around, unaware of the '''The Big Red Button''' next to the oven door, EMT's were on the scene and most likely had to wait 4 or 5 hours for the coroner to show up and say what everyone knew, this [[Louisiana|Cajun]] grilled [[Bitch]] was dead
Seriously?  How does a [[Health Care Rage|Healthy]] person find themselves trapped in an oven? 
 
Most Likely having to wait 3 or 4 hours to wait for the coroner to show and say what the EMTs and everyone already knew, "This Burnt Bitch is dead"

Revision as of 04:56, 15 March 2025

Gursimran Kaur 19-year-old girl that was a less than minimum wage paid Indian, Dot not Feather immigrant employee at the Mumford Road Halifax Walmart in Canada that was so Retarded that she couldnt grasp the simplicity of opening up a door and on October 19, 2025, her crispy ass was found in a Wal-Mart walk-in bakery oven.

Many Wal-Mart employees doubt her inteligence because - as Wal-Mart employees had shown, the oven could be opened from the inside.

As with most dead imigrants, you can expect alot of tears, protests and threats of law suits, claiming that an Indian, wet-back's, Living lower than the Minimum poverty limit's life will be somehow worth tens of millions of Dollars because she was going to comunity College and was going to make something of herself.

How It Happened

Seriosly? How does a Healthy, some what intelligent person find themselves trapped in an oven?

While Conspiracy theories abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart. (The White zMan did it) Her mother says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an hour she noticed that Gursimran was missing. Her Mother tried to phone her, because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her phone. Unable to find her, and smeling something that she found delicious, because the cow worshper wont eat a Porter House but Human meat is always on the table.

What can only be described as a classic 3 Stooges act. The entire bakery department ran around with their heads up their Asses trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off.

Finding Gursimran in the Bakery oven the moronic Wal-Mart Bakery Department Further extended Gursimran's cooking time until they finally figured out how to shut off the oven in an emergency when they looked near the oven door and found that BIG Red EMEGENCY button beside the oven door that all modern machines and equipment are required to have.

Finally figuring how to turn off the oven, Big Red Button, the Indians in the bakery department laid her on the ground to let her meat rest before they'd dig in,

Seriously? How does a Healthy person find themselves trapped in an oven?

Most Likely having to wait 3 or 4 hours to wait for the coroner to show and say what the EMTs and everyone already knew, "This Burnt Bitch is dead"

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