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[[File: | [[File:2021r34leaguejudgesoc.png|300px|thumb|right|This year's fine Judges each took a blood oath to be fair and balanced least they be thrown down the well with the Jews]] | ||
[[File:Scumhookrapeschuj.jpg|300px|thumb|right|truly horrifying]] | |||
''' | The '''Rule 34 League''' is known to the [[EDF|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]] as a holy tradition where [[12 year old|boys]] become [[men]] and men [[photoshop]] [[Big Black Cock|gigantic black dicks]] in one-on-one gladiatorial-style combat shooping. To the [[Dramacrat]]s on EDF, the ritual of shooping large veiny bastards where they don't belong (some would argue that they do) is a sacred right handed down to them from the [[troll]]s of yore. Those willing to shoop the hardest and longest earn the right to call themselves Rule 34 Champion, a title long sought after by many a forum user. | ||
Entrance into the [[Rule 34]] contest is easy, as all who aren't already [[b&]] from the forums are eligible to participate. | |||
== Da Rules == | |||
*Any image will be accepted as long as it follows the theme given at the beginning of the round. | |||
*From the start of the round, the participants called have approximately 72 hours to submit their image. | |||
*Images made in Photoshop, [[MS Paint]], traditional pencil and paper, and [[menstrual painting|menstrual blood fingerpaintings]] are acceptable formats. | |||
*Failure to meet the deadline results in vicious [[raep]] and disqualification from the tournament. | |||
== Harsh Judgement == | |||
Since critique and review of [[shit|high art]] can be an extremely subjective subject, only those who are in high-standing with the EDF community can apply. Judges for each tournament are selected from a pool consisting of staff, top [[shitpost]]ers, and renowned [[bully|hardchatters]]. Acceptance into the judges' booth also depends on a stringent analysis and inspection of a user's cock size to ensure integrity. [[Faggot]]s and/or small dicked nigras need not apply. | |||
== RULE 34 LEAGUE 2021 Winter [[Retarded|Special]] Olympics (HELL EDITION) == | |||
In November of [[2021]], the Rule 34 League was revived after being [[dead|long dormant]] with the forums being down due to [[Conrad Rockenhaus|AIDS]] and [[Aediot|Fail]]. Judges were selected from [[Jews|the greatest art experts]] on the forums to decide who can create the greatest sexual renditions of modern events of a random category in [[the current year]]. | |||
[[File:2021layoutr34tournament2021 1.png|550px|thumb|right|2021 Winter R34 League]] | |||
=== Judge's Panel === | |||
*The Notorious {{edfmember|wil.53|.wil}} | |||
*The Chad [[Greek|Greecian]] {{edfmember|a-fucking-box.46|A Fucking Box}} | |||
*[[NWO]] [[FBI|Secret Banana]] {{edfmember|illuminati-2-0.783|Illuminati 2.0}} | |||
*[[old|Actual oldfag]] {{edfmember|tinfoilhatguy.90|TinfoilhatMan}} | |||
*Cryptofacist {{edfmember|maysam.2|Maysam}} | |||
=== Unlucky Contestants === | |||
*{{edfmember|aroukar.24|Aroukar}} | |||
*{{edfmember|barrabas.711|Barrabas}} | |||
*{{edfmember|branman65.111|Branman65}} | |||
*{{edfmember|chuj.134|chuj}} | |||
*{{edfmember|crassmeister.496|Crassmeister}} | |||
*{{edfmember|edge_beta.105|edge_beta}} | |||
*{{edfmember|gloriousreader.41|Glorious Reader}} | |||
*{{edfmember|gutterfucker.800|GUTTERFUCKER}} | |||
*{{edfmember|hazomo-ryujin.964|Hazomo Ryujin}} | |||
*{{edfmember|lisafranksoapyspine.468|LisaFrankSoapySpine}} | |||
*{{edfmember|minty.765|minty}} | |||
*{{edfmember|quence.10|Quence}} | |||
*{{edfmember|rodion.55|rodion}} | |||
*{{edfmember|scumhook.31|Scumhook}} | |||
*{{edfmember|sk2-0.18|SK2.0}} | |||
*{{edfmember|weezus-christ.213|weezus christ}} | |||
== Winter 2021 r34 League == | |||
<center> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 1 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match1coronabarra.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Barrabas</center></small>''' | |||
|'''The Covid 19 Pandemic''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 86/100 | |||
'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 65/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 5/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 4 cock pbjts outta 10 | |||
|edge_beta is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match1coronaedgebeta.jpg|200px]]<br />'''<small><center>edge_beta</center></small>''' | |||
|'''The Covid 19 Pandemic''' | |||
|'''Illuminati2.0:''' 77/100 | |||
'''TinfoilhatGuy:''' 70/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 6.5/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 5 cock pbjts outta 10 | |||
|edge_beta is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 2 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match2georgescum2.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Scumhook</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Saint George Floyd''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 4/10 | |||
'''TinFoilHatGuy:'''80/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 3/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 5 cock pbjts outta 10 | |||
|Scumhook is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match2georgelisa.jpg|200px]]<br />'''<small><center>Lisafranksoapyspine</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Saint George Floyd''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 2/10 | |||
'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 75/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 1/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 8 cock pbjts outta 10 | |||
|Scumhook is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 3 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match3assnapchuj.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>chuj</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Ass Napkins''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 72 100 | |||
'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 70/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 5/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 4.5 cock pbjts outta 10 | |||
'''.wil:''' 5/10 | |||
|SK2.0 is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match3assnapsku.png|200px]]<br />'''<small><center>SK2.0</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Ass Napkins''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 75/100 | |||
'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 51/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 6/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 5 cock pbjts outta 10 | |||
'''.wil:''' 7/10. | |||
|SK2.0 is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 4 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match4quench.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Quence</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Childhood Cartoons''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 50/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 8/10 | |||
|Quence is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>Crassmaster</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Childhood Cartoons''' | |||
|No entry submitted. | |||
|Quence is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 5 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match5americarodion.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Rodion</center></small>''' | |||
|'''America''' | |||
|Nobody rated it. | |||
|Rodion is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>WEEJUS CHRIST</center></small>''' | |||
|'''America''' | |||
|No entry submitted | |||
|Rodion is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 6 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match6kylehazomoryujin.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>HazomoRyujin</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Kyle Rittenhouse''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 80/100 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 90/100 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 60/100 | |||
'''.wil:''' 75/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 7.5/10 | |||
|Hazomo Ryujin is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021macth6gloriousread.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Glorious Reader</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Kyle Rittenhouse''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 87/100 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 65/100 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 65/100 | |||
'''.wil:''' 70/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 7/10 | |||
|Hazomo Ryujin is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 7 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match7deathedgebeta.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>edge_beta</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Death''' | |||
|Nobody rated it. | |||
|edge_beta is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match7deathscumhook.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Scumhook</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Death''' | |||
|No entry submitted | |||
|edge_beta is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 8 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match8Branman65.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Branman65</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Anime & Manga''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 20/100 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 20/100 | |||
|SK2.0 is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match8SK2.0.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>SK2.0</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Anime & Manga''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 80/100 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 76/100 | |||
|SK2.0 is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 9 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>Quence</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Drugs''' | |||
|No entry submitted. | |||
|rodion is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match9rodion.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>rodion</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Drugs''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 97/100 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 80/100 | |||
|rodion is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
!Match 10 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match10HazomoRyujin.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Hazomo Ryujin</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Æ-tan''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 84/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 7/10 | |||
'''.wil:''' 7.5/10 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 7.7/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 75/100 | |||
|GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match10Aroukar.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>Aroukar</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Æ-tan''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 87/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 7/10 | |||
'''.wil:''' 6.5/10 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 6.5/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 65/100 | |||
|GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>minty</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Æ-tan''' | |||
|No entry submitted. | |||
|GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match10GUTTERFUCKER.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>GUTTERFUCKER</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Æ-tan''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 75/100 | |||
'''Maysam:''' 8/10 | |||
'''.wil:''' 9/10 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 6.7/10 | |||
'''A Fucking Box:''' 77/100 | |||
|GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 11 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match11edgebeta.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>edge_beta</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Santa Claus''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 75/1000 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 50/100 | |||
|SK2.0 is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match11SK2.0.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>SK2.0</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Santa Claus''' | |||
|'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 89/1000 | |||
'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 85/100 | |||
|SK2.0 is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Match 12 Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match12rodion.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>rodion</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Wrestling/Lucha''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 89/100 | |||
|rodion is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|'''NOTHING'''<br />'''<small><center>GUTTERFUCKER</center></small>''' | |||
|'''Wrestling/Lucha''' | |||
|Nobody rated it. | |||
|rodion is the Autowinner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!Finale Submission | |||
!Theme | |||
!Judges Scoring | |||
!Outcum | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match13rodion.jpg|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>rodion</center></small>''' | |||
|'''The Holocaust''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 82/100 | |||
'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 87/100 | |||
|rodion is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|[[File:2021match13SK2.0.png|200px|thumb]]<br />'''<small><center>SK2.0</center></small>''' | |||
|'''The Holocaust''' | |||
|'''Illuminati 2.0:''' 85/100 | |||
'''TinFoilHatGuy:''' 82/100 | |||
|rodion is the Winner. | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
</center> | |||
{{edforumseries}} |
Latest revision as of 12:58, 20 August 2024
The Rule 34 League is known to the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums as a holy tradition where boys become men and men photoshop gigantic black dicks in one-on-one gladiatorial-style combat shooping. To the Dramacrats on EDF, the ritual of shooping large veiny bastards where they don't belong (some would argue that they do) is a sacred right handed down to them from the trolls of yore. Those willing to shoop the hardest and longest earn the right to call themselves Rule 34 Champion, a title long sought after by many a forum user.
Entrance into the Rule 34 contest is easy, as all who aren't already b& from the forums are eligible to participate.
Da Rules
- Any image will be accepted as long as it follows the theme given at the beginning of the round.
- From the start of the round, the participants called have approximately 72 hours to submit their image.
- Images made in Photoshop, MS Paint, traditional pencil and paper, and menstrual blood fingerpaintings are acceptable formats.
- Failure to meet the deadline results in vicious raep and disqualification from the tournament.
Harsh Judgement
Since critique and review of high art can be an extremely subjective subject, only those who are in high-standing with the EDF community can apply. Judges for each tournament are selected from a pool consisting of staff, top shitposters, and renowned hardchatters. Acceptance into the judges' booth also depends on a stringent analysis and inspection of a user's cock size to ensure integrity. Faggots and/or small dicked nigras need not apply.
RULE 34 LEAGUE 2021 Winter Special Olympics (HELL EDITION)
In November of 2021, the Rule 34 League was revived after being long dormant with the forums being down due to AIDS and Fail. Judges were selected from the greatest art experts on the forums to decide who can create the greatest sexual renditions of modern events of a random category in the current year.
Judge's Panel
- The Notorious .wil
- The Chad Greecian A Fucking Box
- NWO Secret Banana Illuminati 2.0
- Actual oldfag TinfoilhatMan
- Cryptofacist Maysam
Unlucky Contestants
- Aroukar
- Barrabas
- Branman65
- chuj
- Crassmeister
- edge_beta
- Glorious Reader
- GUTTERFUCKER
- Hazomo Ryujin
- LisaFrankSoapySpine
- minty
- Quence
- rodion
- Scumhook
- SK2.0
- weezus christ
Winter 2021 r34 League
Match 4 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
Childhood Cartoons | Illuminati 2.0: 50/100
Maysam: 8/10 |
Quence is the Autowinner. | |
NOTHING |
Childhood Cartoons | No entry submitted. | Quence is the Autowinner. |
Match 5 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
America | Nobody rated it. | Rodion is the Autowinner. | |
NOTHING |
America | No entry submitted | Rodion is the Autowinner. |
Match 6 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
Kyle Rittenhouse | TinFoilHatGuy: 80/100
Illuminati 2.0: 90/100 A Fucking Box: 60/100 .wil: 75/100 Maysam: 7.5/10 |
Hazomo Ryujin is the Winner. | |
Kyle Rittenhouse | TinFoilHatGuy: 87/100
Illuminati 2.0: 65/100 A Fucking Box: 65/100 .wil: 70/100 Maysam: 7/10 |
Hazomo Ryujin is the Winner. |
Match 7 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
Death | Nobody rated it. | edge_beta is the Autowinner. | |
Death | No entry submitted | edge_beta is the Autowinner. |
Match 8 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
Anime & Manga | TinFoilHatGuy: 20/100
Illuminati 2.0: 20/100 |
SK2.0 is the Winner. | |
Anime & Manga | TinFoilHatGuy: 80/100
Illuminati 2.0: 76/100 |
SK2.0 is the Winner. |
Match 9 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
NOTHING |
Drugs | No entry submitted. | rodion is the Winner. |
Drugs | Illuminati 2.0: 97/100
A Fucking Box: 80/100 |
rodion is the Winner. |
Match 10 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
Æ-tan | TinFoilHatGuy: 84/100
Maysam: 7/10 .wil: 7.5/10 Illuminati 2.0: 7.7/10 A Fucking Box: 75/100 |
GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. | |
Æ-tan | TinFoilHatGuy: 87/100
Maysam: 7/10 .wil: 6.5/10 Illuminati 2.0: 6.5/10 A Fucking Box: 65/100 |
GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. | |
NOTHING |
Æ-tan | No entry submitted. | GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. |
Æ-tan | TinFoilHatGuy: 75/100
Maysam: 8/10 .wil: 9/10 Illuminati 2.0: 6.7/10 A Fucking Box: 77/100 |
GUTTERFUCKER is the Winner. |
Match 11 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
Santa Claus | TinFoilHatGuy: 75/1000
Illuminati 2.0: 50/100 |
SK2.0 is the Winner. | |
Santa Claus | TinFoilHatGuy: 89/1000
Illuminati 2.0: 85/100 |
SK2.0 is the Winner. |
Match 12 Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
Wrestling/Lucha | Illuminati 2.0: 89/100 | rodion is the Autowinner. | |
NOTHING |
Wrestling/Lucha | Nobody rated it. | rodion is the Autowinner. |
Finale Submission | Theme | Judges Scoring | Outcum |
---|---|---|---|
The Holocaust | Illuminati 2.0: 82/100
TinFoilHatGuy: 87/100 |
rodion is the Winner. | |
The Holocaust | Illuminati 2.0: 85/100
TinFoilHatGuy: 82/100 |
rodion is the Winner. |
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