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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 26, 2024: Difference between revisions
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Kamala Devi Harris, not to be confused with the wrestler, is a totally mid prostitute turned Democrat politician who is currently Vice President of the United States and running for President in the 2024 election in an attempt to defeat Donald Trump. A former prosecutor, Kamala is a massive hypocrite who says that people shouldn't be in prison for possessing weed despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly black Californians for marijuana possession. She is also known for laughing like a hyena and having a massive pseudo-penis like Michelle Obama and a hyena.
Harris has served as Vice President for almost 4 years under Joe Biden, a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a rapist. But hey, anything for power, amirite? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the married 60-year-old Mayor of San Franshitsco. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's brown willy to get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities. She later dated talk show host Montel Williams. In 2014, Kamala finally decided to stop thotting around with geriatric black guys and married Lawyer and professional white guy, Doug Emhoff.
Kamala Harris is regarded as a role model for little girls and serves as proof that sucking the dick of a powerful man will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an obnoxious, mentally retarded hypocrite and third-rate pussy. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with ADHD, Harris actually has a chance of becoming President and getting her hands on the nuclear launch codes – which should fucking terrify you.
Luckily, as Hillary Clinton proved and we all now know: If there's one thing Donald Trump is good at, it's beating women.
... in elections we mean... and perhaps also in the face if need be.
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