Avast

A logo that looks like an orange bacteria

She informs you of the updates and tracks your porn history

An overrated shitware which will pop ads in your face in a rate higher than actually protecting you from viruses. Srsly, this greedy ass company behaves as if they are the only antivir creators in the world. They are known to be treating their users like cheap labor, especially free users by making them feel sorry for using FREE version of their shit.

Avest's Dirty Play

You didn't read the small letters? you deserve it faggot

Unlike typical rogue antivirus who will mess up with one's PC to manipulate them to open their wallets, Avest will mess up with one's mentality on a daily basis by believing that with constant nagging like a bitch, the user will surrender and upgrade to Avest PRO (prostitute edition online) which aswell will nag them even afterwards to buy Avest made dildos with great discount n shit. But most users only uninstall avest cause of that and switch to other antivirus as avest in fact is just another anitivirus in the ocean and there are so many alternatives to it, yet Avest don't realize this as they looking down on you like you're a brainless goon shit for choosing them from it's high trojan horse and keep upgrading their software with even more features to troll their users.

Today's avest updates sometimes also install other additional avest products you didn't ask for, and when you try to use them, avest be like "nonono nigga, this shit ain't free yo"

Avest also tends to reward it's oldfag users of free version with "Loyalty Award" pop-up, so basically for tolerating their popups for so long, get mo popups.

Avest makes it's own spyware - proof:

• http://www.howtogeek.com/199829/avast-antivirus-was-spying-on-you-with-adware-until-this-week/

Avest and Open Candy PUP:

• http://www.wilderssecurity.com/threads/opencandy-detected.294264/
• http://www.techsupportalert.com/freeware-forum/security/14922-avast-and-opencandy.html

Avest trial can cost you even if you don't buy it:

• http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/89551-avast-anti-virus-sucks/

Protips

Best protip for avest so far

How to minimize Avest popwarez:

• http://www.getavast.net/support/disable-pop-ups

JK! disabling those notifications will not stop it, the notifications you will uncheck will be REPLACED by it's popup offers. I wrote this from my own experience u nigger.

Avest products

Typical Avest scareware, avest's overrated popularity + this = is why open wifi signals are slowly going to towards extinction

• Avest FREE - includes: free headache, mini heart attacks, nerves breakdown, open candy, gaygle PUPs, aggressive manipulation
• Avest PRO - you will still be nagged to buy other avest products (if you wont uncheck them in settings)
• Internet security
• Premier - military bunker level protekshen
• Grime Fighta - paid version of ccleaner, pop ups in avest are secretly pre-checked to nag you about buying it
• Grime Fighta android
• Avest android - drain your battery fast!
• Mobile premium - drain your battery even faster!
• Secure Line - did internet providers paid you for that, avest?
• Secure Line mobile
• Easy Pass - a keylogger by avest
• Endpoint protection series - for srs business only
• Chrome extensions by avest
• Dildos, BDSM stuff
• Cocaine - all starts with one little free offer
• Sex dolls with avest's virus definition update robo-woman voice
• Adware, Scareware, Spyware etc

Gallery

Avast About missing Pics

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  Don't finger yourself over nigger pron, woman, you and your pc might be infected with aids and ebola.
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  Camwhores rejoice! (ORIGINAL image by avest)
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  Just another avest fail
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