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Revision as of 18:23, 21 September 2016
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A /b/ meme introduced years ago in syntax error 2, a short Flash animation, featuring a picture of Imperfect Cell from Dragonball Z depicted in blackface shouting either SHOOP DA WHOOP or IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER. A third image features the so-called Nigra Cell firing the aforementioned lazer, sometimes referred to as a 'niggabeam' by the mentally handicapped. Since the meme's introduction, numerous spinoff images have also been created, featuring various characters wearing blackface while 'chargin' their lazers', or sometimes firing them as well. The firing of said lazers, especially in crowded indoor environments, frequently results in personal injury, massive damage and property damage - which, as we all know, is fucking hilarious and should be encouraged among today's hopelessly corrupted youth. Another popular shop is to simply paste Cell's gigantic mouth onto the 'chargee', instantly transforming them into another incarnation of Shoop Da Whoop. As of last Thursday, IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER is an old meme.
Shooping is the oral version of Falcon Punch. Concentrate win in your mouth, then release. That's why Tacos reverse the Beam, because everyone knows Tacos are concentrated phail.
It's fairly obvious to anyone over the age of five - or someone of equivalent intellectual capacity - that humans do not in fact posess 'lazers' which can simply be fired from one's mouth at will, perhaps after an invigorating round of lazer chargin'. One must consider, however, just what the world would be like if we did all have niggabeams of our own. While what this super crazy fun time future world of Universal Whoop may be like is open to speculation, we think it would be something like this:
Clearly, lazers make the world a much better place.
But, if you happen to be Kathera Lockharte (or completely fucking retarded), then here is an alternate theory on Shoop da Whoop's origin.
—Kathera Lockharte, proving once again she is batshit fucking insane |
[+]IMMA CHARGIN MAH YOUTUBE
The Lazorz Weakness
Though the Lazer is indeed a powerful object of the IRC world, there is a weakness to it. That previously mentioned weakness is, while Nigra Cell is chargin his Gigantic niggerbeam, you are to place something to stuff his monumentally large orifice called his mouth, such as a taco, or Batman, as demonstrated in the pictures below. If you are successful, he will release the Royal Rainbow, and will swallow his lazor and grow to the size of a large airliner. Be wary, as his Lazer can charge very quickly, and will, without hesitation, Shoop Da Whoop all over your ass. Also, like all Niggas, Nigra Cell cannot resist Fried Chicken or Watermelonz, So use them to avert the crisis that is the BIG ASS LAZOR. If ze aforementioned lazah hitz ya, you will become severely Pwned.
In a rare instance of actually being useful, doing a barrell roll can be used to avoid incoming lazers. SHOOP DA WHOOP, FUCK YEAH! BIG FUCKIN LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IRC Version
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
!immunitysec.hub ajt (ajt@A5D9CC19.76CF816A.FAA2C6B6.IP) [ajt] is now
a network administrator (+N)
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
!immunitysec.hub *** Permanent G:Line added for *@69.60.110.96 on Sun
Feb 4 18:10:15 2007 GMT (from ajt!ajt@A5D9CC19.76CF816A.FAA2C6B6.IP: lol sorry tell bob I said hi)
SHOOP DA WHOOP
-!- ariel_sharon [roofy@52C53C3B.A259D813.7A87356D.IP] has quit [User has been
permanently banned from immunitysec (lol sorry tell bob I said hi)]
Galleries
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IMMA SUCKING YOUR COCK
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Jameth chargin hiz lazer
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH KATANAS
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That's gonna make a really sick cover for a goregrind record some day... ummm woop, goregrindwoop!
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Gary Coleman woop
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IMMA CENSORIN MAH IMAGES
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Someone firing lazors at Reagan
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HILLARY RODHAM LAZOR
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Even Hillary Shoops!
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Hannah Montana is a firin her lazer in both the worlds.
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We all knew Tay Zonday had niggerbeams!
Links
- IRL Shoop Da Whoops.
- IRL Shoop Da Whoops #2.
- Shoop da Whoop. (Shock Site)
- Jewgrounds nearly kills it.
- Movie Adaption
- Greek protesters charge their lazor at cops... Moar liek geek, amirite??
- Some newfag does it wrong.
- Shoop da Whoop forum wiki
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |