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[[File:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|180px|thumb|right|Using the word makes you end up dying like this]]
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'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, infuriating anyone who hears them. Terms such as these are why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink.
[[Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|thumb|left|200px|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice]]
[[Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|thumb|right|The state of Kawaii]]
[[Image:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|thumb|left|150px|Using the word makes you end up dying like this]]
[[File:Cuteness.gif|thumb]]
[[File:Cute.gif|thumb]]


==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), "cute" in Japanese, is a term abused by [[Wapanese]] fags, so much so that it has become a synonym to "[[weeaboo]]". And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them, which is why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children.
 
Every time you say kawaii, your [[penis]] shrinks.
 
[[Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|thumb|right|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]]]
 
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<div align="center" style="font-size:4em;">OMG KAWAII [[DESU]] YO NE [[^_^]]</div>
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== Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]] ==
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them. Better yet, make your [[Geocities|own]] fansite!
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
* Learn to [[Leet|talk]] [[Emoticon|kawaii]]
* Learn to [[Leet|talk]] [[Emoticon|kawaii]]
* Kawaii-ify [[Basement-dweller|yourself]] [[IRL]]. You can either go for the classic [[fag|cute]] look or the [[lolicon|innocent little 9 year old girl]] look.
* Kawaii-ify [[Basement-dweller|yourself]] [[IRL]]. You can either go for the classic [[fag|cute]] look or the [[lolicon|innocent little 9 year old girl]] look.
* Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, [[KawaiiKittee88]] o or [http://Xxbuffy-bunnyxX.deviantart.com Xxbuffy-bunnyxX]. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of [[faggotry|cuteness]] into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE [[INTERNETS]].
* Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, [[KawaiiKittee88]] or [http://Xxbuffy-bunnyxX.deviantart.com Xxbuffy-bunnyxX]. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of [[faggotry|cuteness]] into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE [[INTERNETS]].
*START DRAWING SOME [[Chibi|CHIBIES]] DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the [[Tartlets|cool kids]] do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
*START DRAWING SOME [[Chibi|CHIBIES]] DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the [[Tartlets|cool kids]] do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to [[Canada|super-hell]].
Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to [[Canada|super-hell]].


==Gallery==
== List of things [[gay|Kawaii]] ==
{{cg||OMG KAWAII!!!1!!11|center|<gallery perrow="5">
[[Image:Kawaiii.gif|frame|right|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii]]
File:Elephant.gif|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|''LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! POKING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!'']]
[[Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|thumb|[[Hitler]] can be kawaii, too! ^_^]]
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
[[Image:Kawaii.jpg|thumb|A [[Divide by zero|nigger with blue eyes]]? Kawaii!]]
File:Humping bear mascot.gif|[[Pedobear|Rēpu rēpu taimu]]! ^.^
* [[Animu]]
File:Taking_good_care_of_a_penis.jpg|[[Blowjob|BJ Lessons]] kawaii style
* [[Bowchan]]
File:Hello-Kitty-tipped-bullets.jpg|[[Hello Kitty]] promoting [[School Shooting|special times at school]]!
* [[Bishounen|Bishounens]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
* [[Bridget]] and [[Shotacon]] overall
File:DeathAndKittens.jpg|They went and made [[Death]] cute. God help us all.
* [[Caramelldansen]]
File:Pony_AIDS.jpg|[[Brony|The kawaii way to die!]]
* [[Cats]]
File:Weaboos anime.jpg|[[Weaboo]]s: Addicted to the Kawaii.
* [[Chibi|Chibis]]
Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|brotha with blue eyes]]? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG!
* [[Cosplay]]
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
* [[Critter|Critters]]
File:HelloCthulhu.jpg|[[Cthulhu|Snuggable Elder Gods]]
* [[Cute Shit]]
File:Kawaii obama desu.jpg|[[Black Jesus|Obama]] and [[White|Romney]] after the 2012 debate.
* [[DevianTART]]
File:RomneyQQ.jpg|When Romney lost. Someone needs hugs!
* [[Desu]]
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
* [[Mary Sue|Extremely]] [[slash|shitty]] [[fanfic|fanfics]] written by illiterate [[weeaboos]]
File:Osamakawaii.gif
* [[Gaia Online]]
File:-large--AnimePaper-wallpapers Nurse-Witch-Komugi PrinJess THISRES 50824.jpg|Now with [[Fanservice]]!
* [[Hamtaro]]
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
* [[Hetalia]]
File:Sailorwing.jpg|So [[gay|Kawaii!!1!1]]
* [[Kittens]]
File:Kittyaww.jpg| ^.^ Incarnate
* [[Lucky Star]] and [[Lolicon]] overall
File:Pimplesqueeze.jpg|Kawaii skin Care Tip!
* [[Neopets]]
File:Cuteness.gif|[[I came]]
* [[Pikachu]]
File:Cute.gif|[[Jailbait]] is a significant source of kawaii
 
File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
== External Links ==
Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii
[[File:Sandcrab.JPG|thumb|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]] ^_^]]
File:Nigga-thats-kawaii.jpg
* [http://www.teahousemb.org/ Teahouse MB] - kawaii forum. TROLL & SPAMZ [[for great justice|FOR GREAT JUSTICE]]. Bookmark this
File:Gelatin.gif
* [http://www.allthingskawaii.net/links/ All Things Kawaii] - And this
File:Kawaii river.png|2kawaii4u
* [http://www.gurochan.net/ Gurochan]  Bookmark this shit too
File:Cookie and Doughnut.PNG
* [http://www.kawaii15.com  Very bookmark worthy, gigs of legally ambiguous j lolis]
File:Hello Kitty Weaboo Kawaii.jpg|[[kittens|Hello Kitty encouraging this crap]]
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File:Penis face.jpg
File:Food - Tic Tac Faces.jpg
</gallery>}}


==Videos==
[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]
<center>
{{videoframe|kawaiivids|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>VzGsFKOF1-k</youtube><center>'''roundeye to AZN eye'''</center>
|<youtube>UJs6OVKVBDg</youtube><center>'''KAWAIIIII'''</center>
|<youtube>B5XTneY1rV4</youtube><center>'''KAWAIIIIIII'''</center>
|<youtube>5P6Ak80DRFg</youtube><center>'''SUGOIIIIII'''</center>
|<youtube>pVX15k9MfdA</youtube><center>'''SUGOIIIIIIIII'''</center>
|<youtube>siX4lFHezmM</youtube><center>'''A tribute to [[Pixyteri|Pixyteri's Kawaiiness]]'''</center>}}
</center>


==Things [[gay|Kawaii]]==
{{stub}}
[[image:Shitting Rainbows - 14.png|180px|right]]
[[File:Chthulu-terrifying.jpg|180px|right]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[Bishounen|Bishounens]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Caramelldansen]]
*[[Cats]]
*[[Chibi|Chibis]]
*[[Cosplay]]
*[[Critter|Critters]]
*[[Cute Shit]]
*[[DevianTART]]
*[[Desu]]
*[[Gaia Online]]
*[[Hamtaro]]
*[[Hello Kitty]]
*[[Hetalia]]
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[Lucky Star]]
*[[Neopets]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls]]
*[[Shotacon]]
{{Anime}}

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Kawaii Doesn't always do people justice
The state of Kawaii
Using the word makes you end up dying like this

Kawaii (可愛い), "cute" in Japanese, is a term abused by Wapanese fags, so much so that it has become a synonym to "weeaboo". And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word. Much like Desu, weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them, which is why many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children.

Every time you say kawaii, your penis shrinks.

The kawaii way of bidding farewell




OMG KAWAII DESU YO NE ^_^



Being Kawaii

  • Go on YouTube and find some anime, watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
  • Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
  • Learn to talk kawaii
  • Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl look.
  • Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS.
  • START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.

Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to super-hell.

List of things Kawaii

Japanese kiddy porn is kawaii
Hitler can be kawaii, too! ^_^
A nigger with blue eyes? Kawaii!
Kawaii sandcrab ^_^


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