Anthropophobia

Anthropophobia should not be confused with Anthropomorphobia, which is the understandable fear of furries.

You should try it. It's pretty awesome

Typical anthropophobe.

Tactic #56 in the series "How to explain anthropophobia without actually admitting that you are merely an insufferable cunt."

Taking the "tough guy" route.

Anthropophobia is a mental illness characterized by a general fear of people and of human contact. In spite of its prevalence OTI, anthrophobia is not one of the frequently self-diagnosed disorders, unlike Asperger's Syndrome, ADHD, fibromyalgia, etc.

Types of Anthropophobes

Many furries suffer from anthropophobia; many would rather get off by seeing the word YIFF typed a few times in an AIM conversation than leave their homes in order to have actual sex.

There is also the generic basement-dweller, who will never lose his or her virginity and spends most of his/her time on the internet playing World of Warcraft or some other shitty MMORPG.

Diagnostic Assessment

Anthropophobia can be identified by some or all of the following symptoms:

• Living in a subterranean domicile
• Pervasive neckbeard, especially among females
• Frequent viewing of animu
• Consumption of pocky, voracious or limited
• Ownership of Apple products
• Virginity
• Membership in the furry, otherkin, and/or brony "communities"
• Paying to use a forum

Prognosis

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Get a fucking life, loser.

Known Athropophobes

• TheAmazingAtheist
• RootBrian
• BitingBeaver

See Also

• Basement Dweller
• Furries
• No life
• Cyber sex
• Specism

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Anthropophobia is part of a series on Psychology