Free Republic

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Free Republic is a Jew-owned forum on the internets that focuses on kosher neocon topics. The site is well-known for its open-minded and intelligent discussions. Neocons only; real conservatives and commies are not allowed.

Freepers don't believe in evolution.

History

RimJob with Ann Coulter

Free Republic was first created in 1996 by a handicapped crypto-Jew named Jim Robinson, or JimRob, as he is lovingly known to his minions (though RimJob would suit him better) from suburban California. Unlike most wheelchair-bound people who simply wallow in their own angst, Robinson instead directed his anger towards the government and began whining and bitching about the president and the White House. Because the president at the time happened to be Slicky Willy, many people mistook his site as an anti-Democratic, right-wing community. Actually, Robinson was just defending the Jewess Monica Lewinsky Clinton was banging.

Over the next several years, Free Republic grew tremendously in size and popularity among other assorted conservative whiny teenagers. In 2001, Free Republic's community size dramatically declined as a result of most of the members dying on 9/11 from being on planes hijacked by terrorists (or at least "almost hijacked" See Annie Jacobsen).

However, Free Republic has regrown to much of its original size, especially after it gained much attention for pwning Dan Rather and other members of the old media. In fact, it has even spawned conservative forums in other countries as well. For example, Free Dominion has been established as a community for all (10) of Canada's conservatives (all Libertarian, all Albertan), until it got shut down by whiny liberal lawyer Richard Warman.

The Jerome Corsi Debacle of 2004

During the 2004 Presidential Campaign, a conservative author named Jerome Corsi was caught making racist and homophobic comments on Free Republic under the username jrlc. Corsi was immediately forced to apologize. Free Republic insisted that the site has strict rules against racism and looked down upon the comments.

Freerepublic Raid of 2006

On October 28, 2006 a group of /b/tards with nothing better to do, decided to launch a raid on Free Republic. Unfortunately not everything went as planned, as a Freeper upon hearing about from YTMD warned the site before it happened. This however didn't stop the /b/trads from creating multiple threads on the website ranging from 9/11 denial, to references to other 4chan memes at the time.

Upon noticing what was happening the Mods BALETED all the threads and a couple butthurt Freepers started to complain on 4chan despite it being a Failure.

Freeping

The entire community of Free Republic seems to revolve around an unhealthy obsession and fetish with the word "freep" (a combination of the words "free" and "creep"). Members of Free Republic are known as "Freepers". Events organized by the site are called "Freeps", and fundraisers are called "Freepathons". Apparently, they think that adding "freep" to every word is hilarious, even though the practice is extremely annoying and repetitively unfunny.

Freepathons

As mentioned above, fundraisers are called Freepathons. Every now and then, RimJob will demand tens of thousands of dollars from his followers, and will sometimes hysterically threaten that he will resort to running ads (apparently their love of unregulated capitalism does not extend to themselves) or that the site's very existence is in jeopardy so everyone just pay up. Apparently, none of that money has gone into upgrading the site's outdated appearance. Additionally, any "Freeper" who does not contribute to fundraisers is automatically labeled a "Freeploader", as they are clearly dirty, liberal communists for not doing so.

Maintenance of the Forums

Free Republic has strict rules about posting topics and comments that are strictly kosher. Anything that even slightly disagrees with the majority opinion is immediately labeled “BARF ALERT” and is promptly BALETED. Users who post many patriotic or communist comments are even “ZOT!ed” and banned by administrators.

Free Republic also has strict rules that prohibit racist comments but actually it is only forbidden to criticise niggers and Jews (although one can get away with moderate and barely-disguised anti-black and even anti-Jewish bigotry). Though this seems to be conveniently ignored whenever anti-Islam posts are made because the Israeli Jews hate Muslims. But this definitely DOES NOT constitute as hypocrisy because they are doing it for freedom and pro-democracy… What is it now? You don’t hate America do you?

List of People Who Are Probably Freepers

Longcat occasionally appears on Freerepublic.com

A typical freeploading freeper freeping at a freepathon.

• Amalea
• DonDarkstalker
• Jar Jar Binks
• Jesus
• Nathan Sheets
• Purelily
• Sean Hannity
• Synthetikmisery
• Victoria4usa
• Your mom

Shit Freepers Say

	“	Most Muslims are homosexual. They hate women-—much like the Ancient Greek and Samurai. These cultures sexually abused/abuse boys-—which is common in the mosques....it is a learned worldview. Walid Shoebat on the Michael Savage radio program recently stated that Saudis all prefer boys for sex (It is why Leftists (feminists/homosexuals) don’t condemn muslims). It is why sodomy is forced into our military and schools-—it is for the NWO—and the Worldview of our children has to be flipped from Christian to Muslim. Sex Ed is a Marxist invention to corrupt and destroy morality in our children—like Lukacs did to Hungarian children to collapse culture	„
	—The secret Muslim-Homosexual-Marxist plot to turn Americans into gay Muslims revealed

	“	We already have free PELL GRANTs for Community College educations. This is a scam and intended for the ILLEGALS to get to go to college on the taxpayer dime. And adults can get this too, just like the Pell Grant, a great way to hide young muslims, as they get money in addition to an education, as they qualify for food stamps and all kinds of things. I taught community college...this is not necessary. The Pell Grant will pay for everything, it is decided on parents or self income tax filings from previous year, and no paying back. FISHY?	„
	—Yes, Obama's plan for government-subsidized community college education is in fact intended solely for illegal immigrants and Muslims

	“	I am a white Christian in America. I receive no privilege for my race or my religion. Nor did my hard working, honest, resonsible ancestors.	„
	—Sure they didn't, buddy....

	“	Trust me, folks. Most black people see Obama as more gay than black these days.	„
	—I know because I'm gay.

	“	It's only a matter of time until orgies are mandated in the classroom from elementary school on.	„
	—Shame I missed out on those when I was a kid.

	“	The Liberals have won the battle for America. Its 100% over. Canada is fare more conservative and not racist against whites or Christians.	„
	—You mean the country with universal health care, gun control laws, and a mainstream Conservative party to the left of the Democrats? Yeah, you'll fit in just fine.

	“	When Obastard said he wanted to "fundamentally transform" America, few knew he meant to transform it into a slave-owning Islamic caliphate.	„
	—They always come up with the best nicknames for President Obama.

	“	The government has now officially declared war on Christianity and against individual Christians.	„
	—Jim Robinson, Grand Poobah of Free Republic, on a Supreme Court decision in contradiction with Christian morality. Their obsession with the Constitution apparently does not extend to that inconvenient "separation of church and state" thing.

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Ways to Troll Free Republic

• Tell Terri Schiavo or Natalee Holloway jokes.
• Point out contradictions in the statements of conservative commentators.
• Make Fifty Clinton Posts.
• Post any comment that is moderate or centrist.
• Complain that the forum isn't fair and balanced enough.
• Make an offensive comment about Jesus hanging out with losers and whores.

External Links

• Free Republic
• Democratic Underground, Free Republic's opposite and equally biased liberal counterpart. At least they're honest about it.
• Free Dominion
• Free Republic Sucks
• Clown Posse (lol dead), a forum-based community dedicated to exposing and haranguing "kooks," or conservatives who they deem more irrational than themselves. It's members are rumored to troll Free Republic.
• The Detroit Free Press, often confused for Free Republic by newfags.
• Freeper Madness, a blog which takes THE BEST comments from a Freeper thread for your enjoyment.

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