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'''Cracky-chan''' is the name given by [[4chan]] to pictures of an English [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|schoolgirl]] named '''[[lies|Olivia Fields]]''' posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account '''ScareCrowMaiden''', the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both [[Pain series|cute and sweet]] by [[Anonymous]].
The '''Pony Cum Jar Project''' (also known as the '''MLP Cum Jar''') was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own [[jizz]]. According to the [[Danish]] [[brony]] behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous [[Cum Collector]]; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy [[brony]], he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.


As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have:  he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.
Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. [[A challenger appears|However]], one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even [[Hitler]] would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's [[mlp/|mlp/]] board, announcing that his experiment was a [[fail|failure]]. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.


Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a [[gay|dedicated]] cadre of [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] and [[pedophiles]] entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of [[Trolltalk]] (often known as [[20721]]), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.
<center>'''[[Pony Cum Jar Project|(( EWWWW ))]]'''</center>
 
<center>'''[[Cracky-chan|(( THE QUEEN OF /b/ FOREVER AND EVER ))]]'''</center>

Revision as of 13:50, 16 October 2022


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Featured Article - Pony Cum Jar Project

The Pony Cum Jar Project (also known as the MLP Cum Jar) was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a My Little Pony figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own jizz. According to the Danish brony behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous Cum Collector; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy brony, he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.

Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. However, one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even Hitler would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's mlp/ board, announcing that his experiment was a failure. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.

(( EWWWW ))
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