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For the past few years, Barneyfag has proudly spent his time being so ultimately [[triggered]] by the same things over and over, and yet cannot eke out a unique or original thought about the matter. Not once, not ever. Just a [[gay|faggy]] ritualistic poem, and the routine reposting of it serving to satisfy his crippling compulsion without the burden of actually having to create or evolve. He thinks he is saving the world by spamming his garbage everywhere, even though most people that see his posts hate him. Once people started to ignore his posts for the first time, he started making them even [[tl;dr|longer]] so [[attention whore|more people would notice]], thus derailing a thread in which would've been a seemingly normal discussion thread had Barneyfag not noticed the same pixels used in the show. Most of the time, threads are made specifically to [[troll]] Barneyfag, which is pretty much the only reason why the fandom even has any relevancy on the site in this day and age aside from them having their own board. He wishes so hard to [[Unrealistic expectations|be a mod]], which will never happen since they ban him everytime he spams and he ban evades every time, sometimes more than once in the same thread. | For the past few years, Barneyfag has proudly spent his time being so ultimately [[triggered]] by the same things over and over, and yet cannot eke out a unique or original thought about the matter. Not once, not ever. Just a [[gay|faggy]] ritualistic poem, and the routine reposting of it serving to satisfy his crippling compulsion without the burden of actually having to create or evolve. He thinks he is saving the world by spamming his garbage everywhere, even though most people that see his posts hate him. Once people started to ignore his posts for the first time, he started making them even [[tl;dr|longer]] so [[attention whore|more people would notice]], thus derailing a thread in which would've been a seemingly normal discussion thread had Barneyfag not noticed the same pixels used in the show. Most of the time, threads are made specifically to [[troll]] Barneyfag, which is pretty much the only reason why the fandom even has any relevancy on the site in this day and age aside from them having their own board. He wishes so hard to [[Unrealistic expectations|be a mod]], which will never happen since they ban him everytime he spams and he ban evades every time, sometimes more than once in the same thread. | ||
On top of his retardation on 4chan, he also has a [http://x86x2.deviantart.com/|Deviantart page] on Deviantart where he posts the same cherrypicked images and Brony quotes taken out of context. | On top of his retardation on 4chan, he also has a [http://x86x2.deviantart.com/|Deviantart page] on Deviantart where he posts the same cherrypicked images and Brony quotes taken out of context. | ||
[[File:Barney band.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Such a well-minded individual]] | |||
==Hypocrisy== | ==Hypocrisy== | ||
Revision as of 22:02, 4 July 2016
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—One of many poorly written poems by Barneyfag. The fifth line doesn't even match the fucking meter." | ||
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Barneyfag is a shitposter on 4chan, a site full of normal people discussing a series of niche topics. He, of course, is a genius that, get this, he is AWARE that bronies do indeed exist on this planet, and he is the ONLY one on the face of the earth with the chutzpah to point them out every time anything remotely related to My Little Pony is posted anywhere, all in the name of protecting this pure planet.
Despite being irrationally opposed to bronies, he actually manages to be even WORSE than your everyday horsefucker. If you stumble upon any post by him or his impostors, any response you make, no matter how lucid or eye-opening, will be met with nothing but ad hominem & half-truths and he will disregard it entirely to shitpost some more. He complains about autism despite compulsively spamming his god-awful copypasta everytime anything slightly associated MLP is posted. He complains about degeneracy despite wasting the primetime of his life evading bans just so he can remind everyone for the millionth time of the day that a picture of a generic-looking anime girl is actually from MLP and the OP is trying to impose "degeneracy". He complains about little girls shows despite being a fan of Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gumball, Littlest fucking Pet Shop, and the video game Splatoon.
But hey, Barney and Friends aired on this one channel right before MLP this one time. That's immensely important.
Origins
One morning, Barneyfag woke up and decided to stuff his face with his usual Cheetos and Mountain Dew, then he realized that bronies are taking the world (in 2011) by storm. It occurred to him that bronies were literally Nazis, and decided to start this vendetta against them. He stumbled upon the picture on the right and for whatever reason decided that bronies were all "Barneyfags" because some no-name channel put them back-to-back. He then knew he should head over to Google and look up forum posts comparing Barney to My Little Pony and cherrypick them so he could execute his demented idea of a vendetta on 4chan and the rest of the internet, because there clearly isn't enough anti-brony vitriol on the internet.
Posting Habits
For the past few years, Barneyfag has proudly spent his time being so ultimately triggered by the same things over and over, and yet cannot eke out a unique or original thought about the matter. Not once, not ever. Just a faggy ritualistic poem, and the routine reposting of it serving to satisfy his crippling compulsion without the burden of actually having to create or evolve. He thinks he is saving the world by spamming his garbage everywhere, even though most people that see his posts hate him. Once people started to ignore his posts for the first time, he started making them even longer so more people would notice, thus derailing a thread in which would've been a seemingly normal discussion thread had Barneyfag not noticed the same pixels used in the show. Most of the time, threads are made specifically to troll Barneyfag, which is pretty much the only reason why the fandom even has any relevancy on the site in this day and age aside from them having their own board. He wishes so hard to be a mod, which will never happen since they ban him everytime he spams and he ban evades every time, sometimes more than once in the same thread.
On top of his retardation on 4chan, he also has a page on Deviantart where he posts the same cherrypicked images and Brony quotes taken out of context.
Hypocrisy
Barneyfag is ironically a bigger embodiment of autism than the majority of bronies. Unlike bronies, who watch the show because they enjoy it, he watches the show just so he can know the references that posters make and hamfistedly lose his mind over them. His obsession with miniscule relations to the show is so extreme that he stopped liking one of his beloved bands because a Brony was playing the song. It was to his music what Twilicorn was to bronies. As stated before, Barneyfag enjoys kids shit like Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gumball, Littlest Pet Shop, Splatoon, and probably more since Barneyfag doesn't want to ruin the narrative of him being the true perfect human being.
Gallery
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See Also
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