Jordan Neely

Jordan Neely was a mentally ill nigger who was rightfully choked to death on the New York City subway by a young hero in the early afternoon of May 1st, 2023. The incident followed a psychotic episode during which Neely menaced and intimidated innocent riders for no reason at all, declaring that he was willing to hurt anyone and that he would welcome a life sentence in prison as a consequence of his actions. It was at that moment that our young blond-haired marine grabbed him from behind and placed him in a chokehold. More men, of whom at least two were as brown as Neely, joined the marine to assist in restraining him as bystanders cheered in solidarity with these brave individuals. Neely was transported to a hospital where he was pronounced dead, because black people tend to have poor cardiac health and are particularly susceptible to dying suddenly. The hero who took him down was questioned by police and then released without charges, in a surprisingly based decision by the NYPD.

"He dindu nuffin!"

Jordan Neely at the time of his death had an open warrant for felony assault and boasted a whopping record of 44 arrests for violent behavior. He was a known menace by transit personnel, and had a long history of attempting to shove innocent people onto the tracks without provocation. Without question, he was a piece of shit who absolutely deserved to die, effectively making him a saint as far as Antifa and the Black Lives Matter movement are concerned. As to be expected, the unemployed have taken to the streets in Neely's honor, memorializing him as a beloved Michael Jackson impersonator who simply had some mental health issues, as if any normal person just trying to get to work should be expected to give one half of a flying fuck about some loser thug's sob story when he's trying to push them into the path of an oncoming train. But after all, in Jew-controlled America, when you are riding public transportation in an enclosed space in the greatest city on Earth and all the doors are locked and a brown man is threatening to rape your daughter and castrate your son, you simply must allow him to do whatever he wants or else you are racist.

See Also

• Niggers
• Antifa
• Black Lives Matter
• Chimpout