Terminological percipience disorder

Terminological percipience disorder (TPD) is a mental disorder characterized by emotional delusions that concern individual spoken and written words; as if they were to physically dictate purpose with nature, or in more severe cases, seem to physically result in suffering. Many that experience certain traumatic events in their past will seek out TPD to alleviate the stress (from their uncle's massive dong).

Personal pronouns are a common trait associated with TPD.
Terminological percipience
Symptoms	Manipulative behaviors Dyeing hair a vibrant color Delusions Confused thinking
Onset	Ages 13 to 30
Duration	Chronic
Causes	Social media Influencers Being a porn-addict degenerate
Management	Skill issue training Be an hero
Deaths	+34,000 (2022)

Recent studies have shown that derogatory slang words refering to a type of person tends to be more offensive and emotional to individuals (faggots) that are not actually apart of the referenced type of person. That amount clearly shows the sheer scale of TPD cases across the globe has risen dramatically. Reclaimed psychiatrist Tuong Lu Kim worries "dere may be birrions".

Common Characteristics

There are many signs associated with TPD; the presentation varies widely. Nonetheless, enough typical symptoms are known, such that psychiatrists can accurately diagnose most individuals:

• strong personalized emotion towards a word (wrong pronouns, beaner, etc)
• impulsive or involuntary manipulating behaviors
• dyeing hair in streaks of vibrant color (purple, green, etc)
• delusions towards logic and basic facts
• exaggerated confused thinking

Possible Causes

Here's a creepy MRI scan: on the left is a healthy brain, and the right a patient with TPD.

Exactly what causes TPD remains unknown. While it is unlikely that it is a single cause, many risk factors identified in the research of Encyclopedia Dramatica literature may contribute to TPD development. These include genetics, prenatal and perinatal factors (meaning factors during pregnancy or very early infancy), neuroanatomical abnormalities, and newly debated internet factors. It is possible to identify general factors, but much more difficult to pinpoint specific ones. Given the current lack of knowledge, prediction can only be of a global nature and therefore requires the use of general guesses.

TL;DR: WE DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THOSE FAGS!

Management

If you or your loved ones are suffering from the extreme side effects of TPD, then please worry not: the best way to get it done is by bullet. It's painless, fast and efficient.

If you do not have any firearm, then we recommend practising the shooting range. If you want you can play "bullshed", were you have the challenge to shoot until a bullseye at the shooting range target, then, you can kiss goodbye and aim for your temple.

For those in third-world countries, a rope is fine too. See also Suicide for more tips and epic tricks.

See Also

• Mental disorders
• Retard and Insane
• Women
• Special Snowflake Syndrome
• Unwarranted Self-Importance
• Social justice
• Social media
• Internet
• E-psychiatry

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