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'''Honest Abe''' ([[Powerword]]: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a [[faggot|Men's Rights Activist]] and [[Something Awful]] moderator. He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at [[Star Trek]] conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. In a way he did, he's friends with Aatrek ([[Powerword]]: Aaron Patrick Nadler]]), a [[sick fuck|disgraced]] moderator.
'''Harvey Bernard Milk'''{{Jew}} was a fudge-packing [[homosexual]] [[Jewish]] [[pedophile]] who, in 1977, became the first [[Redundant|gay elected official]] in [[California]] history when he was elected as a member of the ''[[Shit nobody cares about|San Francisco Board of Supervisors]]''. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up [[69|holding this position]] for under a year before [[Comedy|tragedy]], the [[Allah|wrath of a virulently heterosexual God]], and an angry man high on Twinkies would [[Death|strike him down]] in a hail of gunfire along with the [[wop]] Mayor of [[San Francisco]].


<center>'''[[Honest Abe|(( HONEST ABE ))]]'''</center>
Harvey Milk is remembered as an [[LGBT]][[WTF]][[BBQ]] and [[Pedophile|MAP]] [[Human rights|rights]] [[activist]] and a [[Annoying|pretentious]] [[pseudo-intellectual]] who, much like [[Andy Warhol]], absolutely [[Asking for it|deserved]] to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found [[grooming]] and [[molesting]] [[13-year-old boy|16-year-old runaways]] that he [[Prostitution|picked up off the streets]].
 
<center>'''[[Harvey Milk|(( HARVEY'S MILK ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Faggotry - Harvey Milk

Harvey Bernard Milk was a fudge-packing homosexual Jewish pedophile who, in 1977, became the first gay elected official in California history when he was elected as a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up holding this position for under a year before tragedy, the wrath of a virulently heterosexual God, and an angry man high on Twinkies would strike him down in a hail of gunfire along with the wop Mayor of San Francisco.

Harvey Milk is remembered as an LGBTWTFBBQ and MAP rights activist and a pretentious pseudo-intellectual who, much like Andy Warhol, absolutely deserved to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found grooming and molesting 16-year-old runaways that he picked up off the streets.

(( HARVEY'S MILK ))