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<center>{{frame|[[ | <center>{{frame|[[Image:Man_performing_autofellatio.jpg|400px|This is the face of autofellatio on the internet. No rights are reserved and is now public domain for anyones use. ]]|border=black|background=white}}</center> | ||
[[Image:Autofellatio.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Autofellatio_rimjob.gif|thumb|It's better with a friend!]] | ||
[[Image:Autofellatio.jpg|thumb|If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are [[not gay|straight]] and can do this, then you are [[gay]].]] | |||
[[Image:Auto-fellatio.jpg|thumb|Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!]] | [[Image:Auto-fellatio.jpg|thumb|Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!]] | ||
'''Auto-fellatio''' is the act of sucking your very own [[cock]]. | '''Auto-fellatio''' is the act of sucking your very own [[cock]]. Depite all the [[furries]], [[emos]], and [[faggots]] who have had [[at least 100]] different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet. | ||
The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit? | The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit? | ||
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Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos, and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.
The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?
—Bill Hicks, on why the human species still exists |
Auto-fellating Done Right
List of People who can Suck their own Dicks
- Goronchev - He claims to be able to suck his own dick.
- Hillary Clinton
- Pickles
- TylerRosenow[sauce plz!?!1!]
- Ron Jeremy The porn star
- You (Don't let snapping your neck stop you!)
- Your mom
- Marilyn Manson
- Derpy Hooves
External Links
- For all the wikiphiles
- Want to learn how to suck your own penis???
- Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board as read by Something Awful's Lowtax
- Shock site of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else you think is appropriate.
Buzzfeed's article on Wikipedia's inferior auto-fellatio page: "The place is littered with dicks"
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Auto-fellatio is part of a series on Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage. |