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[[Image:GuidetteKO.gif|thumb|[[Guido|Jersey, PUNCH!]]]]
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A '''Falcon Punch''' can be carried out by any individual with sufficient [[Balls|testicular fortitude]], not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to [[abort]] a [[pregnancy|teen pregnancy]].
A '''Falcon Punch''' can be carried out by any individual with sufficient [[Balls|testicular fortitude]], not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to [[abort]] a [[Pregnant Loli|teen pregnancy]].


==How To Falcon Punch==
==How To Falcon Punch==
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Carrying out an [[IRL]] Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
Carrying out an [[IRL]] Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:


1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
#Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
 
#Thrust fist forward while also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
2. Thrust fist forward while also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
#[[????]]
 
#[[PROFIT]]
3. [[????]]
 
4. [[PROFIT]]


Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.
Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.
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<center>{{fv|falconvids|background-color: white;|font-weight:bold;|
<center>{{fv|falconvids|background-color: white;|font-weight:bold;|
<center>'''The Anime'''</center><youtube>FFtw7qW7Vcw</youtube>|
'''The Anime'''<youtube>Fyr2qzeLMTY</youtube>|
<center>'''A Hypothetical Simulation of a Falcon Punch Collision'''</center><youtube>S363ixv9oZk</youtube>|
'''Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick'''<youtube>jAheNYHky1M</youtube>|
<center>'''Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick'''</center><youtube>jAheNYHky1M</youtube>|
'''Falcon Punching a Building'''<youtube>OMCmaxm_AJY</youtube>|
<center>'''Falcon Punching a Building'''</center><youtube>OMCmaxm_AJY</youtube>|
'''Ash Ketchum Version'''<youtube>TP_tfYTQcbU</youtube>|
<center>'''Ash Ketchum Version'''</center><youtube>TP_tfYTQcbU</youtube>|
'''Halo K.O.'''<youtube>WizzJVz7k1Q</youtube>|
<center>'''Halo K.O.'''</center><youtube>WizzJVz7k1Q</youtube>|
'''Fallout Edition'''<youtube>eDcFdiersSM</youtube>|
<center>'''Fallout Edition'''</center><youtube>eDcFdiersSM</youtube>|
'''Death Note Punch vs Kick'''<youtube>QKaRP46Pd80</youtube>|
<center>'''Death Note Punch vs Kick'''</center><youtube>QKaRP46Pd80</youtube>|
'''Lucas Getting Pwnched'''<youtube>VZ4QuS9PL2k</youtube>}}</center>
<center>'''Lucas Getting Pwnched'''</center><youtube>5icuAY3M8cI</youtube>}}</center>


== Falcon Gallery ==
== Falcon Gallery ==
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'''<u>Related Articles</u>:'''
'''<u>Related Articles</u>:'''


* [[Bitch Had It Coming]]
* [[Operation Falcon Punch]]
* [[Operation Falcon Punch]]
* [[OH SHI-]]
* [[OH SHI-]]
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==


* [http://lulz.fm/9 FALCON PRON PUNCH!]
* [http://lulz.fm/9 FALCON PRON PUNCH!] (Down)
* [http://awawa.sakura.ne.jp/ug/en/works/_html/awag3002.html Some Japanese site]
* [http://awawa.sakura.ne.jp/ug/en/works/_html/awag3002.html Some Japanese site]
* [http://www.falconpunch.org Falconpunch.org] - ''Not'' hosted by the real Captain Falcon.
* [http://archive.fo/sUaF4 Falconpunch.org] - ''Not'' hosted by the real Captain Falcon.


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[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
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Latest revision as of 20:51, 6 March 2022

Resident Falcon
Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.
Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.
HE'S IN THE ATTIC.
Jersey, PUNCH!

A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

How To Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

  1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
  2. Thrust fist forward while also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
  3. ????
  4. PROFIT

Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

Example Videos

The Anime

Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick

Falcon Punching a Building

Ash Ketchum Version

Halo K.O.

Fallout Edition

Death Note Punch vs Kick

Lucas Getting Pwnched

Falcon Gallery

Punch Gallery About missing Pics
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See Also

Other Fight Moves:

Related Articles:

External Links

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