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[[Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_10.jpg|right|thumb|Not even satirical.]]
[[Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_10.jpg|right|thumb|Not even satirical.]]
Since the beginning of humanity itself, there have been toys, and the toys that explode into popularity for no logical reason. The early 19th century saw the wildly successful Toy [[Trains]], the 1940s the deceptively simple slinky. In recent history you may remember other trendy toys like whacky wall walkers, charms, slap bracelets, pogs, beyblades, yugioh cards, [[tamagotchi]]s or [[Furry|minion plushies]]. But none of these will ever come close to the outright bizarre viral popularity of the '''Fidget Spinner'''.
Since the beginning of humanity itself, there have been toys, and the toys that explode into popularity for no logical reason. The early 19th century saw the wildly successful toy [[trains]], the 1940s the deceptively simple Slinky. In recent history you may remember other trendy toys such as Wacky WallWalkers, charms, slap bracelets, Pogs, Beyblades, ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards, [[Tamagotchi]]s or [[Furry|Minion plushies]], but none of these will ever come close to the outright bizarre viral popularity of the '''fidget spinner'''.


The Fidget Spinner (a throw back to the fidget nigger of [[2016|the year before]]) was originally designed as a hand held device for children with [[autism]], [[ADHD]], [[ADD]] or any number of [[asshole|other things starting with the letter A]] to play with in their free hand, so they could focus better in class. However, the Internet took one look at this device and decided it had a greater plan for it: Memedom. Since gaining an audience on [[Facebook]] and other social media platforms sales for the device have skyrocketed, some people owning dozens of the things. Since it is a small, handheld object that has gone viral in popularity, naturally the trend to stick them in the anus has also gone viral.<br><br>
The fidget spinner (a throw back to the fidget cube of [[2016|the year before]]) was originally designed as a hand held device for children with [[autism]], [[ADHD]], [[ADD]] or any number of [[asshole|other things starting with the letter A]] to play with in their free hand, so they could focus better in class. However, the Internet took one look at this device and decided it had a greater plan for it: Memedom. Since gaining an audience on [[Facebook]] and other social media platforms sales for the device have skyrocketed, some people owning dozens of the things. Since it is a small, handheld object that has gone viral in popularity, naturally the trend to stick them in the anus has also gone viral.<br><br>


==Capitalist Spin==
==Capitalist spin==
[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Career.png|thumb|right|No matter how useless your job makes you feel, it could always be worse.]]
[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Career.png|thumb|right|No matter how useless your job makes you feel, it could always be worse.]]
Like all fads there's fucktons of easy cash to be made, which has spawned thousands upon thousands of knock-offs, gimmicks, accessories and the like.  From the "[[Sonic|gotta go fast]]" crowd trying to find the fastest spin, to the [[Sparkledogs]] type that go for glowing, blinking, strobing, eye stabbing add-ons, to the [[Graphic Design|MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER]] brigade trying to create the largest spinners possible, there's no shortage of opportunists trying to weasel their personal taint on into the mix to try and make more money.
Like all fads there's fucktons of easy cash to be made, which has spawned thousands upon thousands of knock-offs, gimmicks, accessories and the like.  From the "[[Sonic|gotta go fast]]" crowd trying to find the fastest spin, to the [[Sparkledogs]] type that go for glowing, blinking, strobing, eye stabbing add-ons, to the [[Graphic Design|MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER]] brigade trying to create the largest spinners possible, there's no shortage of opportunists trying to weasel their personal taint on into the mix to try and make more money.


Youtube is another area ripe for exploitation.  Simply putting the words "fidget spinner" in the title of your video can instantly increase your viewership and ensuing ad revenue.<br><br>
YouTube is another area ripe for exploitation.  Simply putting the words "fidget spinner" in the title of your video can instantly increase your viewership and ensuing ad revenue.<br><br>


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{{cg|Bling Spinners|bling|center|<gallery perrow="4">
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Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_06.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_06.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_07.png|$17,000 gold plated fidget spinner.
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Butt_Plug.jpg|Let's call it the<br>"ass tapper."
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Trump.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Fuckin_Chinese_Runes_n_Shit.jpg|Fuckin gook runes 'n shit!
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Gears.jpg|Steampunk
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Bling_-_Rainbow_Flower.jpg|Looks like it got molested by Lisa Frank.
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No fad would be complete without "full retard" style "[[trolling|challenges]]" circulating about the tubes and this one's version brings a whole new definition to the phrase, "Tha'fuck you doin, nigga?!"
No fad would be complete without "full retard" style "[[trolling|challenges]]" circulating about the tubes and this one's version brings a whole new definition to the phrase, "Tha'fuck you doin, nigga?!"


Largely circulating about on YouTube, the "challenge" is to attach things onto your fidget spinner... because "[[stupidity|reasons]]". And then, uh... we don't know, try not to slice your wrists open? Popularized by [[13 year old boys]], [[Neckbeard|grown men who compulsively say "m'lady"]] and [[Jackass]] wannabes the trend involves attaching anything from thumbtacks, nail, drill bits to fucking [[emo|RAZOR BLADES]] to the fidget spinner, using pressurized air to make it [[GOTTA GO FAST|reach thousands of RPM]] and then [[Retard|stop it spinning using their bare hands]] while wondering why they require stiches for the half an inch deep gash in their hand.
Largely circulating about on YouTube, the "challenge" is to attach things onto your fidget spinner... because "[[Stupidity|reasons]]."  And then, uh... we don't know, try not to slice your wrists open? Popularized by [[13-year-old boys]], [[Neckbeard|grown men who compulsively say "m'lady"]] and [[Jackass]] wannabes the trend involves attaching anything from thumbtacks, nail, drill bits to fucking [[emo|RAZOR BLADES]] to the fidget spinner, using pressurized air to make it [[GOTTA GO FAST|reach thousands of RPM]] and then [[Retard|stop it spinning using their bare hands]] while wondering why they require stiches for the half an inch deep gash in their hand.


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Image:Fidget gore6.jpg|Somebody won't be beating off for a while...
Image:Fidget gore6.jpg|Somebody won't be beating off for a while...
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{{fv|spinnervids|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>zsNLqqkioMk</youtube><br>'''YOU SOUND SURPRISED'''|
<youtube>nLLSX0yTw2k</youtube><br>'''But why...?'''|
<youtube>SfmLwEZNymY</youtube><br>'''AIM FOR THE CAROTIDS YOU PUSSY'''|
<youtube>Jr3JXWSONOY</youtube><br>'''"Don't cut yourself on all that edge"'''}}


==MEIN FIDGET!==
==MEIN FIDGET!==
[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Germany.png|thumb|right|Never forget the Spinocaust.]]
[[Image:Fidget_Spinner_Germany.png|thumb|right|Never forget the Spinocaust.]]
The Germans recently decided to cleanse their culture of the social impurity that is fidget spinners.  Millions have been rounded up and will be sent off to be righteously incinerated like the Godless heathen vermin that they are.  That and, "they come from China"... which, I guess is supposed to imply [[plastic crap|something]], we're not quite sure.  Apparently Germans hate the Chinese as much as they do Jews and fun children's toys, but I guess that kind of goes without saying.  Meanwhile of course Kinder Surprise Eggs, a notorious choking hazard, are still perfectly acceptable to have in Germany!  Hypocrisy... not just a fun word to say slowly and feel your lips jiggle about.
The Germans recently decided to cleanse their culture of the social impurity that is fidget spinners.  Millions have been rounded up and will be sent off to be righteously incinerated like the Godless heathen vermin that they are.  That and, "they come from China"... which, I guess is supposed to imply [[plastic crap|something]], we're not quite sure.  Apparently Germans hate the Chinese as much as they do Jews and fun children's toys, but we guess that kind of goes without saying.  Meanwhile of course Kinder Surprise Eggs, a notorious choking hazard, are still perfectly acceptable to have in Germany!  Hypocrisy... not just a fun word to say slowly and feel your lips jiggle about.
 
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==Animals And Fidget Spinners==
==YouTubers and fidget spinners==
Just to advertise fidget spinners to their autistic audiences.
 
{{fv|spinnervids|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>Ge_22K0UTIY</youtube><br>'''11/10 best guide to do fidget spinner tricks.'''|
<youtube>ci_PqoWEFik</youtube><br>'''When two memes collide.'''|
<youtube>2HB00BeT9hc</youtube><br>'''"Time to unbox some exotic fidget spinners from the Congo."'''}}
 
==Animals and fidget spinners==
Probably the only actual entertaining thing to come out of this fad...<br><br>
Probably the only actual entertaining thing to come out of this fad...<br><br>


<center><youtube>_kajo9_BbUo</youtube></center><br><br>
<center><youtube>GJQpORuVu6E</youtube></center><br><br>


==Classic Fidget Spinners==
==Classic fidget spinners==
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Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_06.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_06.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Slap_Bracelets.jpg|Slap Bracelets
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Slap_Bracelets.jpg|Slap Bracelets
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Charms.jpg|Charms
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Charms.jpg|Charms
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Whacky_Wallwalker.jpg|Whacky Wallwalkers
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Whacky_Wallwalker.jpg|Wacky Wallwalkers
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Tamagotchi.jpg|Tamagotchi
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Tamagotchi.jpg|[[Japanese|Tamagotchi]]
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Ice_Cream_Punch.jpg|Ice Cream Punch
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Ice_Cream_Punch.jpg|Ice Cream Punch
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Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Rubiks_Cube.jpg|Rubik's Cube
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Rubiks_Cube.jpg|Rubik's Cube
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Sit-n-Spin.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Sit-n-Spin.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Newtons_Cradle.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Newtons_Cradle.jpg|Newton's Cradle
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Classic_-_Water_Snakes.jpg|Gel filled "Water [[Penis|Snakes]]."
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==Gallery Of Autism Awareness==
==Gallery of autism awareness==
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Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_01.jpg
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Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Avatar.gif
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Avatar.gif
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Tumps_Autistic_Son.jpg|Donald Trump's autistic sperg has one.
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_Tumps_Autistic_Son.jpg|Donald Trump's autistic sperg has one.
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_The_Current_Year.jpg
Image:Fidget_Spinners_-_So_Hot_Right_Now.jpg
Image:Fidget Spinner Neckbeard.jpg
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==See Also==
==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Plastic Crap]]
*[[Plastic crap]]


{{memes}}
{{memes}}
{{Social media}}
{{Social media}}
{{timeline|Featured article July 1 & 2, [[2017]]|[[Pepe]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Plastic Surgery]]}}


[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:2017]]

Latest revision as of 06:03, 15 December 2017

Not even satirical.

Since the beginning of humanity itself, there have been toys, and the toys that explode into popularity for no logical reason. The early 19th century saw the wildly successful toy trains, the 1940s the deceptively simple Slinky. In recent history you may remember other trendy toys such as Wacky WallWalkers, charms, slap bracelets, Pogs, Beyblades, Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, Tamagotchis or Minion plushies, but none of these will ever come close to the outright bizarre viral popularity of the fidget spinner.

The fidget spinner (a throw back to the fidget cube of the year before) was originally designed as a hand held device for children with autism, ADHD, ADD or any number of other things starting with the letter A to play with in their free hand, so they could focus better in class. However, the Internet took one look at this device and decided it had a greater plan for it: Memedom. Since gaining an audience on Facebook and other social media platforms sales for the device have skyrocketed, some people owning dozens of the things. Since it is a small, handheld object that has gone viral in popularity, naturally the trend to stick them in the anus has also gone viral.

Capitalist spin

No matter how useless your job makes you feel, it could always be worse.

Like all fads there's fucktons of easy cash to be made, which has spawned thousands upon thousands of knock-offs, gimmicks, accessories and the like. From the "gotta go fast" crowd trying to find the fastest spin, to the Sparkledogs type that go for glowing, blinking, strobing, eye stabbing add-ons, to the MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER brigade trying to create the largest spinners possible, there's no shortage of opportunists trying to weasel their personal taint on into the mix to try and make more money.

YouTube is another area ripe for exploitation. Simply putting the words "fidget spinner" in the title of your video can instantly increase your viewership and ensuing ad revenue.

Bling Spinners About missing Pics
  • Million dollar diamond fidget spinner.
    Million dollar diamond fidget spinner.
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Suicide Spinner Challenge

No fad would be complete without "full retard" style "challenges" circulating about the tubes and this one's version brings a whole new definition to the phrase, "Tha'fuck you doin, nigga?!"

Largely circulating about on YouTube, the "challenge" is to attach things onto your fidget spinner... because "reasons." And then, uh... we don't know, try not to slice your wrists open? Popularized by 13-year-old boys, grown men who compulsively say "m'lady" and Jackass wannabes the trend involves attaching anything from thumbtacks, nail, drill bits to fucking RAZOR BLADES to the fidget spinner, using pressurized air to make it reach thousands of RPM and then stop it spinning using their bare hands while wondering why they require stiches for the half an inch deep gash in their hand.

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Imagine explaining this to ER staff.
    Imagine explaining this to ER staff.
  • Even fidget spinners beat women
    Even fidget spinners beat women
  • Woah there Scarface.
    Woah there Scarface.
  • Somebody won't be beating off for a while...
    Somebody won't be beating off for a while...



YOU SOUND SURPRISED


But why...?


AIM FOR THE CAROTIDS YOU PUSSY


"Don't cut yourself on all that edge"

Previous Video | Next Video

MEIN FIDGET!

Never forget the Spinocaust.

The Germans recently decided to cleanse their culture of the social impurity that is fidget spinners. Millions have been rounded up and will be sent off to be righteously incinerated like the Godless heathen vermin that they are. That and, "they come from China"... which, I guess is supposed to imply something, we're not quite sure. Apparently Germans hate the Chinese as much as they do Jews and fun children's toys, but we guess that kind of goes without saying. Meanwhile of course Kinder Surprise Eggs, a notorious choking hazard, are still perfectly acceptable to have in Germany! Hypocrisy... not just a fun word to say slowly and feel your lips jiggle about.



YouTubers and fidget spinners

Just to advertise fidget spinners to their autistic audiences.


11/10 best guide to do fidget spinner tricks.


When two memes collide.


"Time to unbox some exotic fidget spinners from the Congo."

Previous Video | Next Video

Animals and fidget spinners

Probably the only actual entertaining thing to come out of this fad...



Classic fidget spinners

  • Slap Bracelets
    Slap Bracelets
  • Charms
    Charms
  • Wacky Wallwalkers
    Wacky Wallwalkers
  • Tamagotchi
    Tamagotchi
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  • Ice Cream Punch
    Ice Cream Punch
  • Koosh Balls
    Koosh Balls
  • Revenger
    Revenger
  • Silly Putty
    Silly Putty
  • Infinite Beer Popper
    Infinite Beer Popper
  • Infinite Bubble Popper
    Infinite Bubble Popper
  • Thousands of other keychain types.
    Thousands of other keychain types.
  • Coin flipping is a classic.
    Coin flipping is a classic.
  • The Slinky
    The Slinky
  • Simon and tons of other electronic knock-offs.
    Simon and tons of other electronic knock-offs.
  • Rubik's Cube
    Rubik's Cube
  • Newton's Cradle
    Newton's Cradle
  • Gel filled "Water Snakes."
    Gel filled "Water Snakes."


Gallery of autism awareness

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


See also

Fidget spinner is part of a series on

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