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Have you ever tried to look up something, maybe a show, or a new video game that just came out, and all you can see is shitty animu characters that all look the same? This game is the reason why. | Have you ever tried to look up something, maybe a show, or a new video game that just came out, and all you can see is shitty animu characters that all look the same? This game is the reason why. | ||
'''Gacha Life''' is a terrible excuse for a game that lets [[13-year-old boys]] create [[LOLWUT|slideshows of them having sex with their favorite anime waifu.]] It gained popularity [[last Thursday]] among the weeaboo and furry fandoms, as well as small kids who are too retarded to know better and play an actual game. Gacha Life is also known for having a [[psychopath]] [[developer]] named Lumi who does whatever he can to suck the money out of unknowing parents' wallets faster than he sucks 8-year-old penises. | '''Gacha Life''' is a terrible excuse for a game that lets [[13-year-old boys]] create [[LOLWUT|slideshows of them having sex with their favorite anime waifu.]] It gained popularity [[last Thursday]] among the weeaboo and furry fandoms, as well as small kids who are too retarded to know better and play an actual game. Gacha Life is also known for having a [[psychopath]] [[developer]] named Lumi who does whatever he can to suck the money out of unknowing parents' wallets faster than he [[pedo|sucks 8-year-old penises]]. | ||
== Types of Videos == | == Types of Videos == | ||
Unfortunately due to [[teen mom|lack of parental supervision]], many children have [[JewTube]] accounts dedicated to posting videos of their favorite Gacha Life characters doing [[retarded]] stuff. [[shit nobody cares about|two of the largest and most popular types of those videos are]]; | |||
''' | * '''Gacha Heat''': Of course, with a game like this, comes many [[sick fucks]] who enjoy using a children game to act out their kinks with their [[waifu]]. Typical topics include [[rape]], [[CP]], [[vore]], [[bestiality]], [[faggotry]], [[furfaggotry]], and [[babyfur|babyfurfaggotry]]. | ||
''' | * '''Gacha Life Music Videos''': Watch a bunch of retarded, unoriginal characters [[Nightcore|sing a song that makes your ears feel like they're being]] [[raped]]. | ||
== Community == | |||
They are notable for being one of the most [[butthurt]] communities, causing them to be a [[lolcow|lolcow herd]]. They [[BAWWWW]] about other people doing things like "stealing" already unoriginal stories from others. The community are also usually part of [[Paw Patrol|other]] [[My Little Pony|children]] [[Pokémon|show]] [[fandoms]], and like making [[ship]] videos of characters from the shows, generally with [[pedo|children characters]]. | |||
== | == Games == | ||
Due to being a [[Jew|money grab]], Lumi decided to create a few games in hopes to steal money from parents who [[lazy|don't watch their children]]. | |||
The | * '''Gacha Life''': The retarded game that started it all, allows you to create your own [[anime]] [[waifu|character]] with almost every characteristic. It contains in-app purchases so unsupervised children use their parents credit cards and buy something. | ||
* '''Gacha Club''': The same thing as Gacha Life, except updated. Why not update the same game? Simple answer is [[moniez]]. More in-app purchases means more children will buy from their game. | |||
Latest revision as of 16:05, 10 September 2023
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Currently, Gacha Life redirects to the CP article. I just put this here for the time being. Now, on with the article. |
Have you ever tried to look up something, maybe a show, or a new video game that just came out, and all you can see is shitty animu characters that all look the same? This game is the reason why.
Gacha Life is a terrible excuse for a game that lets 13-year-old boys create slideshows of them having sex with their favorite anime waifu. It gained popularity last Thursday among the weeaboo and furry fandoms, as well as small kids who are too retarded to know better and play an actual game. Gacha Life is also known for having a psychopath developer named Lumi who does whatever he can to suck the money out of unknowing parents' wallets faster than he sucks 8-year-old penises.
Types of Videos
Unfortunately due to lack of parental supervision, many children have JewTube accounts dedicated to posting videos of their favorite Gacha Life characters doing retarded stuff. two of the largest and most popular types of those videos are;
- Gacha Heat: Of course, with a game like this, comes many sick fucks who enjoy using a children game to act out their kinks with their waifu. Typical topics include rape, CP, vore, bestiality, faggotry, furfaggotry, and babyfurfaggotry.
- Gacha Life Music Videos: Watch a bunch of retarded, unoriginal characters sing a song that makes your ears feel like they're being raped.
Community
They are notable for being one of the most butthurt communities, causing them to be a lolcow herd. They BAWWWW about other people doing things like "stealing" already unoriginal stories from others. The community are also usually part of other children show fandoms, and like making ship videos of characters from the shows, generally with children characters.
Games
Due to being a money grab, Lumi decided to create a few games in hopes to steal money from parents who don't watch their children.
- Gacha Life: The retarded game that started it all, allows you to create your own anime character with almost every characteristic. It contains in-app purchases so unsupervised children use their parents credit cards and buy something.
- Gacha Club: The same thing as Gacha Life, except updated. Why not update the same game? Simple answer is moniez. More in-app purchases means more children will buy from their game.