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The '''F40PH''' is one of the greatest achievements of [[science|modern science]] and is the most [[awesome]] thing ever. It is often used as a counter to the [[furry]] menace on Fridays, which have now become F40PHriday. The General Motors Electro-Motive Division model F40PH is a [[Pwnage|(1.21 GW)]] [[b|B-B]] diesel-electric locomotive with [[Over 9000|3000]] horsepower intended to scare children and carry out its service on [[4chan|Amtrak]], [[New Jersey|New Jersey Transit]], [[Chicago|Metra]], and [[New York|Metro-North Rairoad's]] [[fursecution|intercity]] lines. 400 F40's were built from 1976 onwards, mostly in LaGrange, [[Illinois]]. They run on [[Vespene gas]] and mulched [[fursuits]] with dead corpses inside of them. | |||
==Crusade Against Furries== | |||
[[ | In an effort to [[kill it with fire|combat]] [[furry|furfags]] on the many [[chan]]s of the Internet, the F40PH is one of many vital tools that should be used. The best way to do this is to flood any Furry Friday thread with a [[XChan_Directory_Dumper|directory dumper]] of some sort, alongside the obligatory [[Fursecution|YIFF IN HELL]] battlecry. Furfags, as well as [[closet furry|moralfag /b/tards]], will take this seriously and will engage in [[shitstorm|epic flamewars]]. Eradication methods are never without their setbacks, however. Posting the F40PH on [http://www.fchan.us Fchan] (even just posting F40PH in the text field) will result in an immediate [[ban]]; it is suggested you use as many [[sockpuppet]]s as possible while [[sage|fighting]] the good fight. | ||
==F40PH Facts== | |||
*It's a Locomotive, not a train. | *It's a Locomotive, not a train. | ||
*The F40PH is superior to every single locomotive and train in the world. Steam? A Streamliner engine stands no chance. Diesel power? The Dash-9 stands no chance. High speed rail? The ICE, Acela, Shinkansen and not even the TGV stand a chance. | *The F40PH is superior to every single locomotive and train in the world. Steam? A Streamliner engine stands no chance. Diesel power? The Dash-9 stands no chance. High speed rail? The ICE, Acela, Shinkansen and not even the TGV stand a chance. | ||
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*F40PH wins the game, not its owner. | *F40PH wins the game, not its owner. | ||
*The F40PH is the enraged and vengeful spirit of Bruce Lee. | *The F40PH is the enraged and vengeful spirit of Bruce Lee. | ||
*Amtrak junked most of them anyway lolol. P42s are for faggots. | |||
[[File:P40sretired.jpg|center]] | |||
==[[How do I shot web?|How do I operate F40PH?]]== | |||
*http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om1.pdf | *http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om1.pdf | ||
*http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om-s2.pdf | *http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om-s2.pdf | ||
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*http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-sm.html | *http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-sm.html | ||
== | ==Videos== | ||
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==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|F40PH Gallery|f40phgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|F40PH Gallery|f40phgallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:F40Sea.jpg|Proper sea transportation. | Image:F40Sea.jpg|Proper sea transportation. | ||
Image:YiffF40PH.jpg|F40PH conquers [[Furry]] Friday! | Image:YiffF40PH.jpg|F40PH conquers [[Furry]] Friday! | ||
Image:F40ERO.JPG|Fuck yeah! | |||
Image:F40ERO. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:Partyf40.gif|F40PartyTrain (note 404) | Image:Partyf40.gif|F40PartyTrain (note 404) | ||
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Image:F40phGAY.gif|F40PH [[gay]] blinking shit | Image:F40phGAY.gif|F40PH [[gay]] blinking shit | ||
Image:F40PHGTASA.jpg|GTA San Andreas | Image:F40PHGTASA.jpg|GTA San Andreas | ||
Image:F40phminecraft.jpg|[[Minecraft|Minecraft Version]] | |||
Image:F40phstats.jpg | Image:F40phstats.jpg | ||
Image:F40phgame.gif|[[Awesome]]! | Image:F40phgame.gif|[[Awesome]]! | ||
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Image:F40L.jpg|Lego version | Image:F40L.jpg|Lego version | ||
Image:CEILINGCATF40PH.JPG|This pic needs moar F40PH!!!1!! | Image:CEILINGCATF40PH.JPG|This pic needs moar F40PH!!!1!! | ||
Image:F40PH Colbert.png|F40PH makes his debut on [[The Colbert Report|Colbert]]. | Image:F40PH Colbert.png|F40PH makes his debut on [[The Colbert Report|Colbert]]. | ||
Image:F40phexploite.jpg|exploitable | Image:F40phexploite.jpg|exploitable | ||
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Image:F40twins.jpg|Twice the epicness. | Image:F40twins.jpg|Twice the epicness. | ||
Image:F40ph thread.PNG|Doing it rite | Image:F40ph thread.PNG|Doing it rite | ||
Image:Hamandfrends.png|[[1chan|Ham549]] Approves of it. | Image:Hamandfrends.png|[[1chan|Ham549]] Approves of it. | ||
</gallery>|}} | </gallery>|}} | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.1chan.net/ A chan about trains and locomotives? Sure, why the fuck not.] | *[http://www.1chan.net/ A chan about trains and locomotives? Sure, why the fuck not.] (oops DOWN) | ||
*[http://locomotive.wikia.com/wiki/EMD_F40PH Wikia about it] | |||
*[https://www.deviantart.com/f40ph-fan-club/gallery/ [[DeviantArt]] fan gallery lol] | |||
*[https://www.viarail.ca/en/about-via-rail/our-fleet/locomotives-f40ph-2 Only moose-fucking [[Canada|Canadians]] still use them] | |||
{{memes}} | {{memes}} | ||
[[category:Memes]] | [[category:Memes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:45, 27 September 2021


The F40PH is one of the greatest achievements of modern science and is the most awesome thing ever. It is often used as a counter to the furry menace on Fridays, which have now become F40PHriday. The General Motors Electro-Motive Division model F40PH is a (1.21 GW) B-B diesel-electric locomotive with 3000 horsepower intended to scare children and carry out its service on Amtrak, New Jersey Transit, Metra, and Metro-North Rairoad's intercity lines. 400 F40's were built from 1976 onwards, mostly in LaGrange, Illinois. They run on Vespene gas and mulched fursuits with dead corpses inside of them.
Crusade Against Furries
In an effort to combat furfags on the many chans of the Internet, the F40PH is one of many vital tools that should be used. The best way to do this is to flood any Furry Friday thread with a directory dumper of some sort, alongside the obligatory YIFF IN HELL battlecry. Furfags, as well as moralfag /b/tards, will take this seriously and will engage in epic flamewars. Eradication methods are never without their setbacks, however. Posting the F40PH on Fchan (even just posting F40PH in the text field) will result in an immediate ban; it is suggested you use as many sockpuppets as possible while fighting the good fight.
F40PH Facts
- It's a Locomotive, not a train.
- The F40PH is superior to every single locomotive and train in the world. Steam? A Streamliner engine stands no chance. Diesel power? The Dash-9 stands no chance. High speed rail? The ICE, Acela, Shinkansen and not even the TGV stand a chance.
- Most Chuck Norris "facts" are instead about F40PH.
- If you own an F40PH, you never lose the game.
- F40PH wins the game, not its owner.
- The F40PH is the enraged and vengeful spirit of Bruce Lee.
- Amtrak junked most of them anyway lolol. P42s are for faggots.

- http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om1.pdf
- http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om-s2.pdf
- http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om-s3.pdf
- http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-sm.html
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Gallery
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Proper sea transportation.
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F40PH conquers Furry Friday!
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Fuck yeah!
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F40PartyTrain (note 404)
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Cartoon Version
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He'll suck your track.
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Bitches don't know.
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F40MTG
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Reaction Guys
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F40PH gay blinking shit
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GTA San Andreas
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That fucking train
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Heil F40PH!
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Lego version
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This pic needs moar F40PH!!!1!!
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F40PH makes his debut on Colbert.
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exploitable
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some more oh exploitable
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Even moar!
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Bayeux Tapestry version.
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Space F40PH
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Twice the epicness.
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Doing it rite
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Ham549 Approves of it.
External Links
- A chan about trains and locomotives? Sure, why the fuck not. (oops DOWN)
- Wikia about it
- DeviantArt fan gallery lol
- Only moose-fucking Canadians still use them
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