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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=English 2chan|imageboard_logo=[[Image:Dat.png]]|date_founded=Who cares|major_boards=[[Invasion|/i/]]|epic_win=None, epic fails: attempting to kill Tom Cruise and then getting V&|homepage=[http://futabachannel.org futabachannel.org]|right}}


<s>Update #3: Futabachannel is back, a few boards are up at the moment and it's being spammed to death on 4chan's /b/. Apparently, the new mascot is Big Boss.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
<s>Update #3: Futabachannel is back, a few boards are up at the moment and it's being spammed to death on 4chan's /b/. Apparently, the new mascot is Big Boss.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]


''Futabachannel.org'' was run by some faggot a username of xghettohoodx and thinks he is Asian. The faggot spent days after days customizing the [[kusaba]] script and called it "[[Cloverfield]]" after the ugly monster in the ''[[Cloverfield]]'' movie to make a new [[fail]] [[chan]]. After he was done, users from [[nexopia]].com and [[MySpace]] faggots poured in averaging 500 - 1,000 unique hits per day, according to Something Awful forums. Once upon a time, [[over 9000]] years ago, in the /i/ board, some [[newfag]] serial killer posted the blue prints to [[Scientology|Tom Cruise's]] house in an attempt to [[Pwn|assassinate]] him. The whole shitload of [[newfag]]s got excited and the /i/ board turned to chaos. Two days later, the website was intercepted by the [[FBI]] with some red message and all the [[newfag]]s cried like faggots and shat bricks in case the [[Partyvan]] might come after them.  
'''Futabachannel.org''' was orchestrated by a faggot utilising the username of '''xghettohoodx''', a seemingly disturbed individual acting under the delusion that their ancestry is of [[Gook|asian]] origin. Said faggot spent day after sexless day customizing the [[kusaba]] script, eventually entitling the result "[[Cloverfield]]", in order to create a brand new [[fail]] [[chan]]. After he was done users from [[nexopia]].com and [[MySpace]] flooded the place in droves averaging 500 - 1,000 unique hits per day according to ''Something Awful'' forums. Once upon a time on the [[I|/i/]] board, some [[newfag]] serial-killer posted the blueprints to [[Scientology|Tom Cruise]]'s house in an attempt to [[Pwn|assassinate]] him. The recent influx of [[newfag]]s became overly excited to say the least and the board rapidly descended into chaos. Two days later the website was intercepted by the [[FBI]] who upgraded the front page with a kickass red color-scheme and informative welcome message. Newfags shat bricks and sobbed in fear that the [[Partyvan]] might come for them.  
 
The website it self was shitty, The only thing that good about the shit hole of a fail site was the name, which the faggot ripped off 2chan.net. This is possibly why he got lots of hits.
 
[[Image:Tom2.jpg|thumb|right|/b/'s response to the death of English 2chan]]
 
[[Image:Tom3.jpg|thumb|right|English Futaba Channel home page]]


[[Image:120215833077.png|thumb|right|new FBI front page]]
The website it self was terrible, the only thing good about the shithole was the name, which was ripped off 2chan.net, [[some argue]] that this is possibly why they recieved so many hits.


[[Image:Faggt43634.jpg|thumb|right|faggot got v&]]
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery perrow=5>
Image:Tom2.jpg|/b/'s response to the death of English 2chan
Image:Tom3.jpg|English Futaba Channel home page
Image:120215833077.png|New FBI front page
Image:Faggt43634.jpg|v&
Image:2chan english died.PNG|Oops, I accidentally the domain name LOL
<!>Image:Askdotcom likes dickgirls.png|We're sorry, would you like to look at some [[dickgirl]]s?<!>
</gallery></center>


[[Image:2chan english died.PNG|thumb|right|Oops I accidentally the domain name LOL]]
==See also==
 
*[[2chan]]
[[Image:Askdotcom likes dickgirls.png|thumb|right|We're sorry, would you like to look at some [[dickgirl]]s?]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[789chan]]


==External links==
==External links==
[http://www.futabachannel.org Futabachannel.org]
[http://www.futabachannel.org Futabachannel.org] (Defunct)
 
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Latest revision as of 08:58, 1 November 2018

English 2chan
FoundationWho cares
Major Boards/i/
Epic WinsNone, epic fails: attempting to kill Tom Cruise and then getting V&
Websitefutabachannel.org(defunct)

Update #3: Futabachannel is back, a few boards are up at the moment and it's being spammed to death on 4chan's /b/. Apparently, the new mascot is Big Boss. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Futabachannel.org was orchestrated by a faggot utilising the username of xghettohoodx, a seemingly disturbed individual acting under the delusion that their ancestry is of asian origin. Said faggot spent day after sexless day customizing the kusaba script, eventually entitling the result "Cloverfield", in order to create a brand new fail chan. After he was done users from nexopia.com and MySpace flooded the place in droves averaging 500 - 1,000 unique hits per day according to Something Awful forums. Once upon a time on the /i/ board, some newfag serial-killer posted the blueprints to Tom Cruise's house in an attempt to assassinate him. The recent influx of newfags became overly excited to say the least and the board rapidly descended into chaos. Two days later the website was intercepted by the FBI who upgraded the front page with a kickass red color-scheme and informative welcome message. Newfags shat bricks and sobbed in fear that the Partyvan might come for them.

The website it self was terrible, the only thing good about the shithole was the name, which was ripped off 2chan.net, some argue that this is possibly why they recieved so many hits.

Gallery

  • /b/'s response to the death of English 2chan
    /b/'s response to the death of English 2chan
  • English Futaba Channel home page
    English Futaba Channel home page
  • New FBI front page
    New FBI front page
  • v&
    v&
  • Oops, I accidentally the domain name LOL
    Oops, I accidentally the domain name LOL

See also

External links

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