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'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, infuriating anyone who hears them. Terms such as these are why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink.


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==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
|-
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
| [[Image:Hellokittypink.png]] <span style="text-decoration: blink;">'''STUPID ALERT!!'''</span>
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.  Better yet, make your [[Geocities|own]] fansite!
|-
* Learn to [[Leet|talk]] [[Emoticon|kawaii]]
| The next paragraphs and pictures are so STUPID you will ABSOLUTELY AND POSITIVELY WANT TO SLOWLY TORTURE AND KILL YOURSELF, THAT'S HOW STUPID THE OP IS.
* Kawaii-ify [[Basement-dweller|yourself]] [[IRL]]. You can either go for the classic [[fag|cute]] look or the [[lolicon|innocent little 9 year old girl]] look.
* Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, [[KawaiiKittee88]] or [http://maskedsugargirl.deviantart.com/ maskedsugargirl] or [http://Xxbuffy-bunnyxX.deviantart.com Xxbuffy-bunnyxX]. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of [[faggotry|cuteness]] into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE [[INTERNETS]].
*START DRAWING SOME [[Chibi|CHIBIES]] DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the [[Tartlets|cool kids]] do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to [[Canada|super-hell]].
 
==Gallery==
{{cg|OMG KAWAII!!!1!!11|kawaiigallery01|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Elephant.gif|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|''LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! POKING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!'']]
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
File:Humping bear mascot.gif|[[Pedobear|Rēpu rēpu taimu]]! ^.^
File:Taking_good_care_of_a_penis.jpg|[[Blowjob|BJ Lessons]] kawaii style
File:Hello-Kitty-tipped-bullets.jpg|[[Hello Kitty]] promoting [[School Shooting|special times at school]]!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:DeathAndKittens.jpg|They went and made [[Death]] cute. God help us all.
File:Pony_AIDS.jpg|[[Brony|The kawaii way to die!]]
File:Weaboos anime.jpg|[[Weaboo]]s: Addicted to the Kawaii.
Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|brotha with blue eyes]]? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG!
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
File:HelloCthulhu.jpg|[[Cthulhu|Snuggable Elder Gods]]
File:Kawaii obama desu.jpg|[[Black Jesus|Obama]] and [[White|Romney]] after the 2012 debate.
File:RomneyQQ.jpg|When Romney lost. Someone needs hugs!
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
File:Osamakawaii.gif
File:-large--AnimePaper-wallpapers Nurse-Witch-Komugi PrinJess THISRES 50824.jpg|Now with [[Fanservice]]!
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
File:Sailorwing.jpg|So [[gay|Kawaii!!1!1]]
File:Kittyaww.jpg| ^.^ Incarnate
File:Pimplesqueeze.jpg|Kawaii skin Care Tip!
File:Cuteness.gif|[[I came|*Groooooowl*]]
File:Cute.gif|[[Loli]] is a significant source of kawaii.
File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii
File:Nigga-thats-kawaii.jpg
File:Gelatin.gif
File:Kawaii river.png|2kawaii4u
File:Cookie and Doughnut.PNG
File:Hello Kitty Weaboo Kawaii.jpg|[[kittens|Hello Kitty encouraging this crap]]
File:Penis face.jpg
File:Food - Tic Tac Faces.jpg
</gallery>}}
 
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'''KAWAII GIFS
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[[File:Pain4.jpg|800px]]
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[[Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|thumb|left|200px|[[Juliana Wetmore|Kawaii Doesn't always do people justice.]]]]
==Videos==
 
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[[Image:Kawaiii.gif|frame|right|[[Lie|This is as hardcore as Japanese kiddy porn will get.]]]]
{{videoframe|kawaiivids|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;
 
|<youtube>VzGsFKOF1-k</youtube>'''roundeye to AZN eye'''
[[Image:Kawaii.png|thumb|right|The state of Kawaii.]]
|<youtube>UJs6OVKVBDg</youtube>'''KAWAIIIII'''
 
|<youtube>GiC8BEZk4GA</youtube>'''KAWAIIIIIII'''
[[Image:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|thumb|left|150px|Using the word makes you end up dying like this.]]
|<youtube>DqBde_1S1B4</youtube>'''SUGOIIIIII'''
 
|<youtube>siX4lFHezmM</youtube>'''A tribute to [[Pixyteri|Pixyteri's Kawaiiness]]'''}}
[[Image:kawaii_twat.jpg|thumb|left|150px|You can aid the anti-fag movement, too.]]
</center>
 
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'''Kawaii''' (可愛い) is a term that means, "cute" in Japanese. A term [[DO NOT WANT|abused]] by [[Wapanese]] fags and my dad's cock, I call "it" weeaboo, and for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one who is either male or a girl over the age of 12 uses the word, but '''I''' do. Many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then are all committed to mental wards for acting like [[retard]]ed children. Things that are considered "kawaii" are [[bishounen]], [[chibi]]s, cosplayers, and [[Mary Sue|extremely]] [[slash|shitty]] [[fanfic]]s written by nearly illiterate [[wapanese]]. Wapanese enjoy screaming "kawaii!!!!!!!!!11!!111" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves. Scientists are looking into and believe it might be a mating call to attract other Wapanese.
|<youtube>pVX15k9MfdA</youtube>'''SUGOIIIIIIIII'''
 
|<youtube>kjTEwn8YDvA</youtube>'''Alice in Wonderland visits a village of dolls.'''}}
Every time you say kawaii, your [[Pingas]] shrinks.
-->
 
[[Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|thumb|right|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]]]
 
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<div align="center" style="font-size:4em;">[[^_^]]</div>
<br /><br />
 
 
 
== Being Kawaii ==
*Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]]. Watch it. Repeat. After you're done, WATCH SOME [[Moar|MOAR]] DAMMIT! COMMIT THAT [[Shit|SHIT]] TO HEART.
*Look up some [[gay]] [[ass]] Anime fansites and subscribe to them. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Do it faggot]].
*Learn to [[Leet|talk]] [[Emoticon|kawaii]]
*Kawaii-ify [[Basement-dweller|yourself]] [[IRL]]. You can either go for the classic [[Wapanese|cute]] look or the [[lolicon|innocent little 9 year old girl]] [[Pedobear|jail bait]] look.
*Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you. Make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, [[KawaiiKittee88]] or [http://maskedsugargirl.deviantart.com/ maskedsugargirl] or [http://Xxbuffy-bunnyxX.deviantart.com Xxbuffy-bunnyxX]. Remember! your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness and [[faggotry]] into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE [[INTERNETS]][[oneoneone|!!!11ONEONE!11ELEVEN]]
*START DRAWING SOME [[Chibi|CHIBIES]] DAMMIT. It dosen't matter if you can draw or not, just [[DeviantART]]. All [[Pretty cool guy|the cool kids]] do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
*Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you.
 
== Being Kawaii in Hell ==
*You don't, trying to will get you to super hell
[[File:super_hell.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's rendering]]
 
 
 
== List of things Kawaii ==
[[Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|thumb|[[Hitler]] can be kawaii, too! ^___________^]]
[[Image:Kawaii.jpg|thumb|A [[Divide by zero|nigger with blue eyes]]? Kawaii!]]
* [[Animu]]
* [[Lucky Star]]
* [[Bridget]]
* [[Caramelldansen]]
* [[Cats]]
* [[DevianTART]]
* [[Desu]]
* [[Gaia Online]]
* [[Goatse]]
* [[Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe]]
* [[Hamtaro]]
* [[Hetalia]]
* [[Lemon Party]]
* [[Neopets]]
* [[Pikachu]]
* [[Snafu]]
* [[Subeta]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Kittens]]
* [[Offended|LimeCat]]
* [[Pain Series|Puppies]]
* [[Your sister]]
 
== External Links ==
[[File:Sandcrab.JPG|thumb|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]] ^_^]]
* [http://www.teahousemb.org/ Teahouse MB] - kawaii forum. TROLL & SPAMZ [[for great justice|FOR GREAT JUSTICE]]. Bookmark this
* [http://www.allthingskawaii.net/links/ All Things Kawaii] - And this
* [http://www.gurochan.net/ Gurochan]  Bookmark this shit too
* [http://www.kawaii15.com  Very bookmark worthy, gigs of legally ambiguous j lolis]
* <s>[http://chewables.org/sylvi/ Love Story] - OH MY FUCKING EYES</s> Linky dead
<br>
{{Needsmoar|funny}}
 
[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]


{{stub}}
==Things [[gay|Kawaii]]==
[[image:Shitting Rainbows - 14.png|180px|right]]
[[File:Chthulu-terrifying.jpg|180px|right]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[Bishounen|Bishounens]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Caramelldansen]]
*[[Cats]]
*[[Chibi|Chibis]]
*[[Cosplay]]
*[[Critter|Critters]]
*[[Cute Shit]]
*[[DevianTART]]
*[[Desu]]
*[[Gaia Online]]
*[[Hamtaro]]
*[[Hello Kitty]]
*[[Hetalia]]
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[Lucky Star]]
*[[Neopets]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls]]
*[[Shotacon]]
{{Anime}}

Latest revision as of 00:47, 28 January 2022

Using the word makes you end up dying like this

Kawaii (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by weeaboos that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like Desu, weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, infuriating anyone who hears them. Terms such as these are why many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your penis/tits shrink.

Being Kawaii

  • Go on YouTube and find some anime, watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
  • Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them. Better yet, make your own fansite!
  • Learn to talk kawaii
  • Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl look.
  • Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or maskedsugargirl or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS.
  • START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.

Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to super-hell.

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