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The more [[dox|personal information]] you put into your profile, the more ammunition you give to [[b|someone who wants to attack you.]] Last month, [[Tylor King|some teenager who had some videos of himself attempting to freestyle and emulate rappers. Some people pointed out in comments that he sucked (and as someone with an appreciation for the hip-hop, I would have to agree with those comments), there was some kind of spat (I'm not sure of the exact details), and by the end of the day, his home address, phone numbers, and other contact details were being used to direct large numbers of pizzas, prostitutes, and other unwanted materials to his home, while his, his school's, and several family members' MySpaces were spammed with nude pictures of his girlfriend swiped from her Photobucket. (To which he told his friends, "Just ignore dem, dey is photoshopped!", and within hours, a sign with "Just ignore dem!" was photographed taped to his mailbox)]] | The more [[dox|personal information]] you put into your profile, the more ammunition you give to [[b|someone who wants to attack you.]] Last month, [[Tylor King|some teenager who had some videos of himself attempting to freestyle and emulate rappers. Some people pointed out in comments that he sucked (and as someone with an appreciation for the hip-hop, I would have to agree with those comments), there was some kind of spat (I'm not sure of the exact details), and by the end of the day, his home address, phone numbers, and other contact details were being used to direct large numbers of pizzas, prostitutes, and other unwanted materials to his home, while his, his school's, and several family members' MySpaces were spammed with nude pictures of his girlfriend swiped from her Photobucket. (To which he told his friends, "Just ignore dem, dey is photoshopped!", and within hours, a sign with "Just ignore dem!" was photographed taped to his mailbox)]] | ||
[[Lies|I didn't participate in that]], but I did watch the whole thing go down, and call me a sick bastard if you like, but I hadn't had a good laugh like that in a very long time. (Mostly due to the the "oh wow, how are they going to top this?" nature of that little adventure in proving the slogan "None of us are as cruel as all of us" right. | [[Lies|I didn't participate in that]], but I did watch the whole thing go down, and call me a sick bastard if you like, but I hadn't had a good laugh like that in a very long time. (Mostly due to the the [sic] "oh wow, how are they going to top this?" nature of that little adventure in proving the slogan "None of us are as cruel as all of us" right. | ||
The point I mean to raise by bringing that up is that giving out [[dox|personal information]] on sites like [[Facebook]], [[MySpace]], and this [[Bebo]] thing (which I'd never heard of until Sam Leeson's name popped up) is a really bad idea, since [[b|the entire world]] has access to it. And there are worse people in the world than a bunch of jokesters who want to order you dozens of pizzas. | The point I mean to raise by bringing that up is that giving out [[dox|personal information]] on sites like [[Facebook]], [[MySpace]], and this [[Bebo]] thing (which I'd never heard of until Sam Leeson's name popped up) is a really bad idea, since [[b|the entire world]] has access to it. And there are worse people in the world than a bunch of jokesters who want to order you dozens of pizzas. |
Latest revision as of 03:21, 24 June 2016
In the aftermath of Sam Leeson's suicide, a Gloucestershire area newspaper published an extremely lulzy and not at all biased article about our very own David Failkips and his baleeted by JewTube video regarding the lil' an hero.
At first, Mr. Failkips spent over 9000 hours laughing his ass off that some newspaper in Great Britain actually took the time to write an article about a video that it took him five minutes to make. Then, the cumulative effect of the endless stream of hate mail from emos took its toll, and he briefly turned emo over it himself. All seemed lost, until Raptor Jesus miraculously restored his balls, and David Failkips suddenly awoke in the Waaaambulance, tore all the sticky heart rate measuring crap off his chest, and leapt from the Waaaambulance, doing a barrel roll in mid-air, to return to his Top Secret Laboratory to prepare his ultimate weapon against The Citizen, a TL;DR e-mail.
The Citizen's request for comment
The day before the article was published, a reporter sent a message to Mr. Failkips via MySpace (LOLWUT?), which was ignored because David assumed that it was more emos trying to get Dox on him. When it turned out to be legit, Mr. Failkips shat brix.
For your enjoyment, this is how professional reporters try to get a comment for a news story in Great Britain:
—Matt Holmes, writing from http://www.myspace.com/forestermusic |
The Response: The Failkips Strikes Back
After recovering from his temporary butthurt and faggotry, The Kips of Fail got Drunk and wrote the following TL;DR bullshit. Due to his tendency to be overly sincere once the initial euphoria of intoxication wears off, it ended up being more Serious Business than For The Lulz, but he tried, so he gets a gold star sticker for effort. Since there is no chance in hell of whatever the fuck that newspaper was called publishing any of it without heavily editing any choice quotes to make Mr. Failkips look like an even bigger faggot than he actually is.
So, without further ado, the promised TL;DR, now with added Lulz for healthy, growing bones!:
—David Failkips. |
The Immediate Aftermath
And then, after reviewing and wikifying the e-mail, David Failkips proclaimed, "God. I am a massive faggot," and promptly an hero'd. Oh, and he also did some shit nobody cares about on his Jewtube account, namely actually removing all of the supportive comments and leaving all the "ur a doodie hed" comments, for the lulz, naturally.
"Youths Against Crimes" jumps into the fray
On June 21, 2008, Youths Against Crimes, a website that apparently believes that bulling is rabbit on the Internet, contacted The Kips of Fail via YouTube. Failkips, being an Anon, had nothing better to do on a Saturday night, was of course there to respond. Enjoy, dear reader, the faggotry:
The Youths Against Crimes message
—Youths Against Crimes |
The Response, in which things are again spelled out laboriously for newfags
—David Failkips, that goddamn namefag. |
Youths Against Crimes responds. ZOMG, Anonymous are Online Terrorists!
—Youths Against Crimes |
Failkips facepalms, and tries to talk some sense into those who support the Disney-ifying of the Internets
—The Kips Of Fail |
Youths Against Crimes continutes with their Unwarranted Self-Importance
—Those pedophiles at Youths Against Crimes |
Links, because you really want to read MOAR CRAP
- the crapfest article that prompted this faggotry
- Youths Against Crimes website, which appears to have been made in 1997.