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[[Image:DONOTWANT_Vader.jpg|thumb|400px|The original DO NOT WANT]]
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'''DO NOT WANT''' is another phrase coined by the [[Pedophile|lovable scoundrels]] at [[4chan]]'s <nowiki>/b/</nowiki> board.  It originated from horrible English subtitles of the Chinese version of ''Star Wars Episode III'' into [[Engrish]], where instead of Darth Vader saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" near the final minutes of the film, the subtitles say, "Do not want."  
'''DO NOT WANT''' is another phrase coined by the [[Pedophile|lovable scoundrels]] at [[4chan]]'s /b/ board.  It originated from horrible English subtitles of [[Backstroke of the West|the Chinese version of ''Star Wars Episode III'']] into [[Engrish]], where instead of Darth Vader saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" near the final minutes of the film, the subtitles say, "Do not want."  


While the original clip spawned a [http://darthno.ytmnd.com/ YTMND meme], the "Do not want" line was found infinitely more lulzy and has thus spread throughout the [[internets]] as one of the most widely used memes.
While the original clip spawned a [http://darthno.ytmnd.com/ YTMND meme], the "Do not want" line was found infinitely more lulzy and has thus spread throughout the [[internets]] as one of the most widely used memes.
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Also commonly expressed in proper [[Engrish|English]] as; "[[Verbose|I find myself desiring not to offend, but I must make clear my severe and vehement dislike for the offered material. I say sir, please kindly remove the offending post and yourself from my sight.]]"
Also commonly expressed in proper [[Engrish|English]] as; "[[Verbose|I find myself desiring not to offend, but I must make clear my severe and vehement dislike for the offered material. I say sir, please kindly remove the offending post and yourself from my sight.]]"


If the word "want" still holds meaning to you after this article, you win one [[internet]].
== Variants ==


Unlike most memes, do not want is actually funny. This is [[truth]].
Topics that induce DO NOT WANT include:
* [[Necrophilia]]
* [[Mature]] ladies
* [[Gore]]
* [[Lesbian|Strong, independent women]]
* [[Angry Homo Kid|Gay People]]
* [[12chan|Children]]
* [[:Image:Retard rule 34.jpg|Retard Porn]]
* [[You|You]]
* [[Furry|Furries]]
==Prime Example==
<youtube>jRbkkqZikx4</youtube>
This nigger tries his '''hardest''' to get a taste of that sweet white ass.
==Variants==
The following variant [[macros]] can be used to show interest, ambivalence and/or horror at anything from [[n00dz]] to [[Rosie]] [[Rule 34]] requests.
The following variant [[macros]] can be used to show interest, ambivalence and/or horror at anything from [[n00dz]] to [[Rosie]] [[Rule 34]] requests.


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* MAYBE DO WANT BUT NO
* MAYBE DO WANT BUT NO


<center><gallery perrow="5">
<center><gallery perrow="6">
Image:DO_WANT.jpg|DO WANT
Image:DO_WANT.jpg|DO WANT
File:Too much want.jpg|TOO MUCH WANT
Image:Sort of want.jpg|SORT OF WANT
Image:Sort of want.jpg|SORT OF WANT
Image:dkiw.jpg|DON'T KNOW IF WANT
Image:dkiw.jpg|DON'T KNOW IF WANT
Image:DO_NOT_WANT2.jpg|DO NOT WANT
Image:DO_NOT_WANT2.jpg|DO NOT WANT
File:Cat versus octopus.gif|WANT < DO NOT WANT
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


==Gallery==
== Galleries ==
<!-- NEW SHOOPS GO AT THE BOTTOM PL0X !-->
 
{{cg|Gallery of DO NOT WANT|donotwantGallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Gallery Of DO NOT WANT|donotwantGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Donowant.png
Image:DoNotWant Al Bundy.jpg
Image:DoNotWant Al Bundy.jpg
Image:1215770606367.png|DO NOT WANT
Image:1215770606367.png|DO NOT WANT
Image:DO_NOT_WANT667.jpg|CD-i Zelda in a nutshell.
Image:DO_NOT_WANT667.jpg|CD-i Zelda in a nutshell.
Image:Queen Do Not Want Food.jpg|ARE NOT AMUSED
Image:Lucius Says Do Not Want.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Donotwantbaby.jpg|DO YOU? ...Exactly
Image:Donotwantbaby.jpg|DO YOU? ...Exactly
Image:Do_not_want_tf2.jpg|Soldier do not want backstab.
Image:Do_not_want_tf2.jpg|Soldier do not want backstab.
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Image:DONOTWANT_picard.jpg|[[Picard|DO NOT WANT HAIR]]
Image:DONOTWANT_picard.jpg|[[Picard|DO NOT WANT HAIR]]
Image:Do-not-wantDC.jpg
Image:Do-not-wantDC.jpg
Image:Do Want Guy.jpg
Image:DONOTWANT_blood.gif|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:DONOTWANT_blood.gif|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Roblevin3.gif|'''[[Lilo|DO NOT WANT]]'''
Image:Roblevin3.gif|'''[[Lilo|DO NOT WANT]]'''
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Image:Donotwantzoo.JPG|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Donotwantzoo.JPG|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:KoreanDONOTWANT.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:KoreanDONOTWANT.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:WHITNEYDONOTWANT.jpg|black person
Image:WHITNEYDONOTWANT.jpg|[[Nigger|DO NOT WANT WHITNEY]]
Image:donotwant_rumsfeld.JPG|[[Donald Rumsfeld|DO NOT WANT RUMSFELD]]
Image:donotwant_rumsfeld.JPG|[[Donald Rumsfeld|DO NOT WANT RUMSFELD]]
Image:DONOTWANT_loli.gif|[[Rozen Maiden|DO NOT WANT LOLI]]
Image:DONOTWANT_loli.gif|[[Rozen Maiden|DO NOT WANT LOLI]]
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Image:DO_NOT_WANT_AFRICA.jpg|[[Africa|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:DO_NOT_WANT_AFRICA.jpg|[[Africa|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:DO_NOT_WANT_GIRL.jpg|[[Vietnam|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:DO_NOT_WANT_GIRL.jpg|[[Vietnam|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Donotwantwr.JPG|[[wolfs rain|Do Not WANT]]
Image:Donotwantwr.JPG|DO NOT WANT
Image:DNW.jpg|[[Family Guy|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:DNW.jpg|[[Family Guy|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:132889812941.jpg|[[Family Guy|Do Want!]]
Image:Elisabeth_Sladen_Do_Not_Want.jpg|[[Doctor Who|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Elisabeth_Sladen_Do_Not_Want.jpg|[[Doctor Who|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:TheAmazingAtheistDoNotWant.jpg|[[TheAmazingAtheist|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:TheAmazingAtheistDoNotWant.jpg|[[TheAmazingAtheist|DO NOT WANT]]
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Image:Bayeuxbroccolidog.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|DOTH NOT WANTETH]]
Image:Bayeuxbroccolidog.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|DOTH NOT WANTETH]]
Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|[[crap|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|[[crap|DO NOT WANT]]
Image:DOWANT.JPG
Image:Dowant.jpg
Image:Ldowant.jpg[[DO WANT]]
Image:Ldowant.jpg[[DO WANT]]
Image:Sonic does not want.JPG
Image:Sonic does not want.JPG
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Image:Norton_do_not_want.jpg|[[Opie_and_Anthony#THEY'VE_GOT_NORTON!|Jimmy]] does not want
Image:Norton_do_not_want.jpg|[[Opie_and_Anthony#THEY'VE_GOT_NORTON!|Jimmy]] does not want
Image:Louie_do_not_want.jpg|Neither does [[Louis CK|Louie]]
Image:Louie_do_not_want.jpg|Neither does [[Louis CK|Louie]]
Image:DavisDoNotWantMaybe.jpg|Smallville's Davis isn't sure if he wants...
Image:KoboshiDoNotWant.jpg|Let's Meow Meow's Koboshi is sure of it.
Image:KoboshiDoNotWant.jpg|... but Let's Meow Meow!'s Koboshi is sure of it.
Image:DOWANTSIMONPEGG.JPG|DO WANT!
Image:DOWANTSIMONPEGG.JPG|DO WANT!
Image:Donotwantball.jpg|DO NOT WANT BALL!!!
Image:Donotwantball.jpg|DO NOT WANT BALL!!!
Image:osaka dnw.jpg
Image:osaka dnw.jpg
Image:QCwant.jpg|[[Questionable Content]] may or may not want
Image:Sorta.jpg|Simon isn't entirely enthused
Image:Nixondonotwantt.jpg|DO NOT WANT TO BE A CROOK
Image:Nixondonotwantt.jpg|DO NOT WANT TO BE A CROOK
Image:NixonNotSure.jpg
Image:Roflbot-hollisdonotwant.jpg
Image:Roflbot-hollisdonotwant.jpg
Image:House Do Not Want.jpg
Image:Tumblr ll7aethbBa1qbqt8go1 500.gif
Image:Kittydonotwant.JPG|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Donotwantcat.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:MAD DO NOT WANT.png
Image:Lolwut do not want buttsecks.png|DO NOT WANT
File:Red-eyed do not want geek.png
</gallery>}}<br>
{{cg|Gallery Of WANT|wantGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:do_want.jpg|[[Fail|This erm ... creature]] wants some of that [[Whore|sweet ass]]
Image:do_want.jpg|[[Fail|This erm ... creature]] wants some of that [[Whore|sweet ass]]
Image:dontwant.jpg|NOOOOOOOO
Image:Arguecat3 kitten.JPG
Image:No as is.jpg|Only [[you]] would want this you [[sick fuck]].
File:Cats do want fish.png
</gallery>}}
Image:DOWANT.JPG
{{clear}}
Image:Dowant.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:132889812941.jpg|[[Family Guy|Do Want!]]
Image:Do Want Guy.jpg
</gallery>}}<br>
 
<center>
<gallery caption="Gallery Of UNSURE">
Image:DavisDoNotWantMaybe.jpg|Smallville's Davis isn't sure if he wants...
Image:Sorta.jpg|Simon isn't entirely enthused
Image:QCwant.jpg|[[Questionable Content]] may or may not want
Image:NixonNotSure.jpg
</gallery>
</center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[TMI]]
*[[Backstroke of the West]]
*[[broccoli dog]]


==External links==
[[File:Retard rule 34.jpg|thumb|185x185px|Retard porn]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsm2HiLubY The original DO NOT WANT]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDcmVETEzE He is in my behind!!]
* [[TMI]]
*[http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html Droll blog post.]
* [[Backstroke of the West]] - The [[sauce]]
*[http://torrentz.eu/e790f191a25d763b418bc1cbca55a24737b08090 Torrentz.eu]
 
*[http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Backstroke-of-the-West-with-retail-DVD-quality-FINISHED-amp-FULLY-WORKING-DOWNLOAD-HERE/topic/4861/ Backstroke of the West with retail DVD quality FINISHED & FULLY WORKING!! DOWNLOAD HERE!] Caveat: No torrent. It's more like a kit.
Topics that induce DO NOT WANT:
 
* [[Necrophilia]]
* [[Old people]]
* [[Gore]]
* [[Faggots|Gay People]]
* [[You]]
* [[Furry|Furries]]
* [[Jolene JRyda]]
* [[Shitting Dick Nipples]]
 


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Latest revision as of 21:54, 18 August 2022

DO NOT WANT is another phrase coined by the lovable scoundrels at 4chan's /b/ board. It originated from horrible English subtitles of the Chinese version of Star Wars Episode III into Engrish, where instead of Darth Vader saying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" near the final minutes of the film, the subtitles say, "Do not want."

While the original clip spawned a YTMND meme, the "Do not want" line was found infinitely more lulzy and has thus spread throughout the internets as one of the most widely used memes.

Also commonly expressed in proper English as; "I find myself desiring not to offend, but I must make clear my severe and vehement dislike for the offered material. I say sir, please kindly remove the offending post and yourself from my sight."

Variants

The following variant macros can be used to show interest, ambivalence and/or horror at anything from n00dz to Rosie Rule 34 requests.

  • DO WANT
  • DON'T KNOW IF WANT
  • SORT OF WANT
  • KIND OF WANT
  • DO NOT WANT BUT CANT LOOK AWAY
  • NOT SURE IF WANT
  • SHOULD NOT WANT
  • MAYBE DO WANT BUT NO
  • DO WANT
    DO WANT
  • TOO MUCH WANT
    TOO MUCH WANT
  • SORT OF WANT
    SORT OF WANT
  • DON'T KNOW IF WANT
    DON'T KNOW IF WANT
  • DO NOT WANT
    DO NOT WANT
  • WANT < DO NOT WANT
    WANT < DO NOT WANT

Galleries

Gallery Of DO NOT WANT About missing Pics
  • DO NOT WANT
    DO NOT WANT
  • CD-i Zelda in a nutshell.
    CD-i Zelda in a nutshell.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Gallery Of WANT About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


  • Gallery Of UNSURE
  • Smallville's Davis isn't sure if he wants...
    Smallville's Davis isn't sure if he wants...
  • Simon isn't entirely enthused
    Simon isn't entirely enthused
  • Questionable Content may or may not want
    Questionable Content may or may not want

See Also

Retard porn

Topics that induce DO NOT WANT:


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