SandyJax

HI I AM SANDYJAX DURP

SandyJax is a retarded furfag who Nobody Gives a Fuck About (literally - see journal screencaps).

This dumbshit has no life, no money, and no friends. His FurFaggonity page consists entirely of:

• Shitty things he wrote for his gallery that nobody cares about.
• Journals about shitty movies.
• Journals about FREE ART, where he shamelessly whores for art and tries to get everyone else to do it (but it would seem most other furfags have more respect for artists and do not give a flying fuck)
• Journals about having NO MONEY (///_.)

Possibly the Most Retarded Furfag EVER

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SandyJax speaks the truth about himself.

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SandyJax questions furfag logic!

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But that's funny because SandyJax is a big enough furfag to have a "wolf pack"

Most furfags have around the same IQ as that of a lime, but SandyJax is lower than that. A whole lot lower.

• SandyJax explains his furfag history for a piece of FREE ART!!

	“	I'ma start out by mentioning that THIS FANDOM IS FULL OF CRAZY NIGGAS of all shapes, colors and sizes, including me. The only reason I found out about it is I was horny and wanted to see my favorite cartoon characters NEKID! When I realized there was a ton of that shit, I was like WHOA COOL! So I signed up to like FA...after getting acquainted with FCHAN.	„

• SandyJax questions furfag logic - he seems to have forgotten he is a big furfag due to a bad case of amnesia. That's some very l337 fail, because he has a big fat line under his FurFaggonity profile that states he's a member of a wolf furfag pack.

	“	Ok, so I know that anthro creatures are a flippin' awesome concept, and that coincides with the fact that there is an entire fandom devoted to worshiping them. I know for a fact that some of these people wish nothing more than to be a real live anthro. Do these people think about all the hassle that would cause?	„

His wolf furfag pack is called Desert_Knights - a truly original name! Join them today!!!

Love For Shitty Movies

SandyJax LOVES shitty movies nobody else gives a cow's shit about. The only thing worse then these movies is SandyJax's taste in movies.

• SCOTT PILGRIM IS DOUBLE RAINBOWS! DOUBLE RAINBOWS GUYZ!!!!! DURP
  SCOTT PILGRIM IS DOUBLE RAINBOWS! DOUBLE RAINBOWS GUYZ!!!!! DURP
• FUCK THE CRITICS ALPHA AND OMEGA WAS AWESUM!!!!! DURP
  FUCK THE CRITICS ALPHA AND OMEGA WAS AWESUM!!!!! DURP
• ALPHA AND OMEGA PORN BY ZAUSH??? OMG DENNIS HOPPER IS HAWT!
  ALPHA AND OMEGA PORN BY ZAUSH??? OMG DENNIS HOPPER IS HAWT!

• SandyJax on Alpha & Omega:

	“	What I found was not a movie like The Lion King, or Toy Story, or any other movie (animated or not) that made your brain turn to diarrhea and run out of your nose from shear viewing.	„

	“	I actually found this movie enjoyable. I give it a 7 out of 10, it deserves at least a 5.	„

• SandyJax on Scott Pilgrim:

	“	DOUBLE RAINBOW GUY is like totally cool. I now officially have to listen to this song every time I'm feeling upset, because the guy is just so happy, and the remix really emphasizes it. GO DOUBLE RAINBOWS!!!	„

• SandyJax murryingpurring with a fellow dumbshit, Zaush:

	“	Lol, you thought Dennis Hopper was hot x3 Well...he does have a way about him <3	„

Whoring For Free Art

SandyJax is a self-proclaimed Art Whore who likes to whore for free art. He also doesn't hide this fact and wants EVERYONE to know.

• YO GUYZ WANT SOME FREE ART??? DURP
  YO GUYZ WANT SOME FREE ART??? DURP
• HURRY UP THE CONTEST IS ENDING!!!! DURP
  HURRY UP THE CONTEST IS ENDING!!!! DURP
• Art whoring FAIL.
  Art whoring FAIL.

• SandyJax tried "too many times" for this contest (he tried ONCE. which is more than over 9000 times)

	“	So pretty much anyone who can figure out the two species that is this abomination gets FREE ART, but I've already tried...too many times. SO go ahead and give it your best shot. EDIT: FUCK YOU GUYS! YOU'RE TOO LATE, THEY FIGURED OUT WHAT IT WAS WITHOUT YOU!!!! ;__;	„

HELP ME I AM POOR! (///_;)

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HELP ME I AM POOR! ;_;

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ARTISTS ARE FUCKING GREEDY CUZ THEY WON'T DRAW ME FREE ARTZ EVEN THO I AM POOR!!! DURP

When SandyJax isn't asking for free art or frothing over shitty furfag movies, he spends his time drowning in self-pitty about being poor (which begs to question, where did he get the money to go see all these shitty movies?)

• What does "AXE is for straight people only" have to do with the rest of his journal entry (I HAVE NO MONEY!!!) is beyond comprehension

	“	AXE...it's for STRAIGHT PEOPLE ONLY. On a more serious note. I feel like crying because I can't do much of anything for my mate this Christmas. I have no way of making money, I've put in dozens of applications, I've followed through several times and to no avail.	„

• Having no money means everyone must pity him. That's why SandyJax is leading a Crusade against greedy Capitalist artists

	“	And we're not talking professional graphics design here, we're talking mostly fappable furry art...so I think it's really you who should STFU. I'm not paying hundreds of dollars to fap, not 50 dollars either unless it's like pretty damn good shit. I can entertain myself for less.	„

• A Whole New Level Of DUMB

	“	I just realized you actually don't feel that way and you meant those as things that poor people say to feel better. WELL TO HELL WITH YOU FOR NOT BEING POOR AND UNDERSTANDING!!!	„

Ways to Troll SandyJax

1. Tell him to get a job, furfag!
2. Tell him to get a life.
3. Hold a free art contest and tell him he doesn't qualify.
4. Tell him to pay for his art.
5. Tell him the KFC nearest to him is closed.

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See also

• Attention whore
• Emo
• Two of my friends died
• Furry
• Lolcow

External links

• SandyJax on FurFaggonity

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