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==Vidya Examples==
==Vidya Examples==
Win or Fail? You have to watch to the end to decide.
Win or Fail? You have to watch to the end to decide.
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==[[Memes]]==
==[[Memes]]==
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==What [[NOT]] to look for==
==What [[NOT]] to look for==
[[File:Downey.png|thumb|right|The only exception.]]
If you happen across something that you aren't sure about, run it by the [[TJC]], or alternatively, realize you are a [[fact|dumb fuck]] and desperately need to [[suicide|remedy the situation]]. Avoid trying to make something a '''F2W''' (or any variation) unless the forces of [[awesome]] and [[suck]] are colliding.
If you happen across something that you aren't sure about, run it by the [[TJC]], or alternatively, realize you are a [[fact|dumb fuck]] and desperately need to [[suicide|remedy the situation]]. Avoid trying to make something a '''F2W''' (or any variation) unless the forces of [[awesome]] and [[suck]] are colliding.


[[File:PureFail.jpg|thumb|left|She would be too ugly to rape if this were real. Though this is just a bad [[photoshop]], so it's a [[Epic Sword Guy|double fail]].]]
[[File:PureFail.jpg|thumb|left|She would be too ugly to rape if this were real. Though this is just a bad [[photoshop]], so it's a [[Epic Sword Guy|double fail]].]][[File:Downey.jpg|thumb|right|The only exception.]]


To the left is an example of what is usually misconstrued as a '''F2W'''; poorly done, unfunny, and not even a chance of having sex with it. Remember: [[tl;dr|No Fails, Fail-Fails, Wins, Win-Wins]], and for fuck's sake, NO [[Chuck Norris|CHUCK NORRIS]].


{{Rainbowsmall|NO CHUCK NORRIS}}
To the left is an example of what is usually misconstrued as a '''F2W'''; poorly done, unfunny, and not even a chance of having sex with it. Remember: [[tl;dr|No Fails, Fail-Fails, Wins, Win-Wins]]


He is just one of many celebrities that were [[Snob|once considered cool, but then sold out or got really gay, or always WERE GAY]]. Avoid using your [[Brett Favre|fallen idols]] when creating content under the moniker of Fail-to-Win. There is only [[No exceptions|ONE EXCEPTION]]: The [[hookers and blow|up-and-down]] career of [[Iron Man|Robert Downey Jr]], as [[Down Syndrome|Downey]] is the only celebrity in America, hell, [[Shit Nobody Cares About|even the entire world]], that has been caught [[List of sex moves|in the act]], and salvaged such an [[IDK|epic career]].
 
 
 
 
To the right is just one of many celebrities that were [[Snob|once considered cool, but then sold out or got really gay, or always WERE GAY]]. Avoid using your [[Brett Favre|fallen idols]] when creating content under the moniker of Fail-to-Win. He is only [[No exceptions|ONE EXCEPTION]]: The [[hookers and blow|up-and-down]] career of [[Iron Man|Robert Downey Jr]], as [[Down Syndrome|Downey]] is the only celebrity in America, hell, [[Shit Nobody Cares About|even the entire world]], that has been caught [[List of sex moves|in the act]], and salvaged such an epic career.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
<center>And for fuck's sake, NO [[Chuck Norris|CHUCK NORRIS]].</center>
{{Rainbowsmall|NO CHUCK NORRIS}}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:Stewartcolbert.jpg|This magazine cover reads as [[The Daily Show|FAIL]] to [[Colbert Report|WIN]].
Image:Stewartcolbert.jpg|This magazine cover reads as [[The Daily Show|FAIL]] to [[Colbert Report|WIN]].
Image:Oh Rapable.jpg|Shooting for cute? Fail. [[Asking for it|Wanna get raeped?]] Win.
Image:Oh Rapable.jpg|Shooting for cute? Fail. [[Asking for it|Wanna get raeped?]] Win.
Image:4chumblrhnnngh20.png|The 4chan raid of tumblr was Fail-Win.
Image:4chumblrhnnngh20.png|The [[Operation Overlord|4chan raid of tumblr]] was Fail-Win.
File:SHOW US YOUR TITS.png|[[Tits or GTFO|How it should have been]].
File:SHOW US YOUR TITS.png|[[Tits or GTFO|How it should have been]].
Image:Beck.jpg|This gets [[popular|3 million viewers a day]].
Image:Beck.jpg|This gets [[popular|3 million viewers a day]].

Latest revision as of 16:06, 3 September 2016

This example fails wins!

Failing so hard you loop back to win, alternatively known as F2W, Fail-to-Win, or MulligaWAIT NEVERMIND, is the act of turning a fail into a win either on purpose or through NO action on your part. The latter is usually the case, meaning that you are not a winner, but rather the luckiest son of a bitch on earth. There many ways to pull off this powerhouse dynamo and spit in the crusty eyes of God, most notably exclaiming "I did it for the lulz!" when you're about to fail/ currently are failing super hard.

Its polar opposite, Win2Fail, is also fucking hilarious, but is harder to accomplish; only true heroes can turn a big win into an epic fail.

Protip: Never try to set up a situation that will result in a Fail-to-Win, that just makes you a big attention whore.

Ways to Fail so hard you wind up Winning

Eating evidence while getting arrested

Winning in such a way that guarantees Failure

  • Have sex with so many women that at least one of them turned out to have a penis
  • Blog about beating someone at a game that they have never played before
  • Leave your house 10 minutes early for work or school, then get in a car crash that wouldn't have happened if you had come 5 seconds later
  • Go on a relaxing hunting trip, but don't be ready for anything that might happen
  • Become famous through haters
  • Fuck up a bunch of skaters, get caught

Vidya Examples

Win or Fail? You have to watch to the end to decide.

ISIS suicide bomber drives over IED and is flung into the air before prematurely detonating

Previous Video | Next Video

Memes

See main article: Meme Combining

Everyone knows the vast majority of memes are overused, unfunny, forced, and gay. This also means that sometimes, reasonably fun memes are contaminated by the poison of horribly unfunny shit. One example:

Son I am party

The result is a cringe-worthy amalgam of Failure to make you laugh, but Success in mildly entertaining you.

What NOT to look for

If you happen across something that you aren't sure about, run it by the TJC, or alternatively, realize you are a dumb fuck and desperately need to remedy the situation. Avoid trying to make something a F2W (or any variation) unless the forces of awesome and suck are colliding.

She would be too ugly to rape if this were real. Though this is just a bad photoshop, so it's a double fail.
The only exception.


To the left is an example of what is usually misconstrued as a F2W; poorly done, unfunny, and not even a chance of having sex with it. Remember: No Fails, Fail-Fails, Wins, Win-Wins



To the right is just one of many celebrities that were once considered cool, but then sold out or got really gay, or always WERE GAY. Avoid using your fallen idols when creating content under the moniker of Fail-to-Win. He is only ONE EXCEPTION: The up-and-down career of Robert Downey Jr, as Downey is the only celebrity in America, hell, even the entire world, that has been caught in the act, and salvaged such an epic career.






And for fuck's sake, NO CHUCK NORRIS.
NO CHUCK NORRIS
NO CHUCK NORRIS
NO CHUCK NORRIS
NO CHUCK NORRIS
NO CHUCK NORRIS
NO CHUCK NORRIS
NO CHUCK NORRIS

Gallery

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See Also

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