Pussinboots

If only that collar was facing inward...

Pussinboots, AKA the "Gender-confused dirty Sea Pirate wannabe" has been dwelling on the public internets since 1998.

Wee Days

In the barren days of the internet when nothing was going on (besides role-playing Yahoo groups and IRL kidnappings) a ton of people inhabited the site Elfwood because they didn't have lives and were otherkin. Sän (umlaut necessary) was not well known back in 1998-2002 and is today known by it's handle "Pussinboots".

In Elfwood it would draw pics of dead mermaids and fat chicks and at first shocked everybody (later it would be the opposite), and others avoided it. It drew cat whiskers on it's face and wore fake hair. What with being a pretty cat person you think the world would notice. WELL, THEY DID and Sän profited like the scurvy pirate we lurvy. During the shutdown of Elfwood a few years ago everyone was forced to sign up to Livejournal because actually browsing the Elfwood site was not possible. It was at this time in 2001 that everyone and their moms got livejournals, including Sän. The posts were memorable with mentions towards dead animals, barfing and zit solutions. With time however it became friends only.

Capta1n of the InterSeas

You are truly considered a god when people misinterpret your gender.

Sän remained under the gaydar for a while posting in Treasure Planet fan forums and dabbing in gothic art until it started to go public with it's personality. It also had friends who were becoming well known and thus, it was also. This later spawned an internet celebrity status.

Sän is most loved for it's hilarious and often thought provoking opinions on the many subjects of life. When thinking about Sän most people imagine a homosexual deformed cat or a short-haired lost male child. Such androgyny can be a source for internet hilarity as in the case of a displeased LARPer. Among the replies to an entry about the Larper, there is a memorable one:

"Poor boy, what are you 12?" -Ronn Robinson 

Which goes to show people still do not know Pussinboot's gender. Sän also changed it's name legally to include leetspeak. Further evidence why Sän is better than you.

Notable Quotes

• "On a scale of one to 'Auschwitz Cannibalism,' I would have to rate the Strawberry Starfish at a 'I Would Rather Swallow A Live Blue Ringed Octopus Wearing Razor-studded Cock Rings On All Its Tentacles.'[1]

• "They charged me $190 for telling me I am a pale white guy, and just shrugged and blondely giggled about my ass." [2]

External Links

• pussinboots
• rock_my_face Sän's humor community
• Internet at its best Sän's funny journal memories
• Sän's homepage
• What Kind of San's Vomit Are You?

See Also

• Elfwood
• Pirate
• Fantasy
• Josienutter