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{{achtung|KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOT}}
{{spoilers|Broly gets pwnt with a single punch then gets thrown into the sun}}
[[File:Broly You Wished.jpg|thumb|center|500px|Actually,[[You]] would have been anally annihilated by him anyway.]]
[[File:Broly You Wished.jpg|thumb|center|500px|Actually,[[You]] would have been anally annihilated by him anyway.]]


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Broly, being the most overrated and the only Legendary Super Saiyan (and being [[batshit insane]]), he's too fucking overpowered as he [[Win| constantly skullfucks the Z-Fighters by grabbing their faces and smashed them into walls]]. Despite being non-canon however, though unlike [[Sephiroth]] with his [[angsty]] microcock that can only [[castrated]] by <strike>Cloud's Omnislash</strike> actually it could be [[castrated]] with almost everything, Broly and his legendary [[Cock]] can [[goatse]] anyone's asshole with only [[Only 2 percent|2% of his power]]. Here's the list of this Space-[[Satan]] have done below.
Broly, being the most overrated and the only Legendary Super Saiyan (and being [[batshit insane]]), he's too fucking overpowered as he [[Win| constantly skullfucks the Z-Fighters by grabbing their faces and smashed them into walls]]. Despite being non-canon however, though unlike [[Sephiroth]] with his [[angsty]] microcock that can only [[castrated]] by <strike>Cloud's Omnislash</strike> actually it could be [[castrated]] with almost everything, Broly and his legendary [[Cock]] can [[goatse]] anyone's asshole with only [[Only 2 percent|2% of his power]]. Here's the list of this Space-[[Satan]] have done below.


* Broly fucking hates Cockrot, [[Fact|as him being the most retarded space-nigger of the entire Saiyan race]]. Basically, [[Shit nobody cares about|because Cockrot's BAWWWWWWWWING cause Broly to generate enormous butthurt when he was a baby]]. During that time, King Vegeta, the admin of the sayains wanted to perma-B& Broly for being too fucking overpowered, his father [[Faggot|Paragus]], wanted to make a ban appeal of his Saiyan account but King Vegeta just told him to GTFO and blast him into his chest. desperately wanted to [[rape]] him so bad and [[Mr.Hands|painful]] throughout his life, as well increasingly being overdosed with [[rage]] and [[insanity]]. In Broly's Second Coming, Broly is even more fucked up (and more [[retarded]]) and can only communicate by saying  
* Broly fucking hates Cockrot, [[Fact|as him being the most retarded space-nigger of the entire Saiyan race]]. Basically, [[Shit nobody cares about|because Cockrot's BAWWWWWWWWING cause Broly to generate enormous butthurt when he was a baby]]. During that time, King Vegeta, the admin of the sayains wanted to perma-B& Broly for being [[Hax|too fucking overpowered]], his father [[Faggot|Paragus]], wanted to make a ban appeal of his Saiyan account but King Vegeta just told him to GTFO and B& him too for [[White Knighting]]. He desperately wants to [[Mr.Hands|painfully]] [[rape]] Cockrot, as well increasingly being overdosed with [[rage]] and [[insanity]]. In Broly's Second [[Cum|Cumming]], Broly is even more fucked up (and more [[retarded]]) and can only communicate by saying  
{{Rainbowsmall|Kakarot!}}
{{Rainbowsmall|Kakarot!}}
[[File:Pedo_Broly.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Pedophile|Broly what he usually does best.]]]]
[[File:Pedo_Broly.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Pedophile|Broly what he usually does best.]]]]
* As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel (as what the [[fantards]] of Broly believed) will never stop growing, [[evar]], even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlXamubEc4|Want Proof]]
* As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel (as what the [[fantards]] of Broly believed) will never stop growing, [[evar]], even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlXamubEc4|Want Proof]]


* Broly can survive by almost anything with little or no effect, e.g. Broly can't be hurt, by punching, kicking, firing kamehameha at him, lava, supernovas, [[black holes]], [[rape]], etc. [[God|What the fuck does this guy even made of??!?!?!]]
* Broly can survive by almost anything with little or no effect, e.g. Broly can't be hurt, by <s>punching</s>, kicking, firing kamehameha at him, lava, supernovas, [[black holes]], [[rape]], etc. [[God|What the fuck does this guy even made of??!?!?!]]


* [[Some Argue|Some say]] that Broly is one of the main reasons for [[2012]], [[Divide by 0|as he has enough power to destroy the entire universe]].
* [[Some Argue|Some say]] that Broly is one of the main reasons for [[2012]], [[Divide by 0|as he has enough power to destroy the entire universe]].
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[[File:Broly Doesnt Give A Fuck.gif|thumb|right|200px|Broly doesn't really give a fuck when fighting [[niggers]]]]
[[File:Broly Doesnt Give A Fuck.gif|thumb|right|200px|Broly doesn't really give a fuck when fighting [[niggers]]]]


[[File:Vegeta_getting_pwned_by_Broly.gif|thumb|left|170px|[[You|Vegeta]] when trying to fight Broly]]
[[File:Mecha Broly.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Mechanophile]]s will fap to this]]


 
<center>{{videoframe|The Music of Broly|background-color:#FF0000;|font-weight: bold;
 
{{videoframe|The Music of Broly|background-color:#FF0000;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>jhYodfpXvfA</youtube><center>'''When this music is played, thousands of fanboys [[fapped|worship]] to their [[Gary Stu|God]]</center>
|<youtube>jhYodfpXvfA</youtube><center>'''When this music is played, thousands of fanboys [[fapped|worship]] to their [[Gary Stu|God]]</center>
|<youtube>QVKZWfewrYU</youtube><center>'''Or this</center>
|<youtube>QVKZWfewrYU</youtube><center>'''Or this</center>
|<youtube>o8nX0zr--nY</youtube><center>'''Or that</center>
|<youtube>o8nX0zr--nY</youtube><center>'''Or that</center>
|<youtube>bi-w_xtBt1U</youtube><center>'''Love how FUNimation just[[steal|borrow]] music from other soundtracks.</center>}}
|<youtube>bi-w_xtBt1U</youtube><center>'''Love how FUNimation just [[steal|borrow]] music from other soundtracks.</center>}}</center>
 




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[[File:Broly His Power Is Maximum.jpg|center]]
[[File:Broly His Power Is Maximum.jpg|center]]


There's no denying whether or not that [[fantards]] of Broly are really obsessed with his muscles, power, [[cock]], or that he wants to blew up the whole Universe for the [[lulz]], he's literally the [[Gary Stu]] of [[Dragon Ball Z]], either that he is too fucking poorly written than that of 99[[%]] [[Wario|of]] [[Darth Vader|all]] [[Adolf Hitler|Villains]] [[Adam Lanza|would]] [[Sephiroth|eagerly]] [[Joseph Stalin|wanted]] [[Cho Seung-Hui|to]] [[Anonymous|bow]] [[Cthulhu|down]] [[Satan|to]] [[Osama Bin Laden|suck]] [[Charles Manson|his]] [[Tom Cruise|cock]].


==''' Broly: The Legendary [[Faggot]] '''==
==''' Broly: The Legendary [[Faggot]] '''==
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[[File:Brolytard's Intelligence.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Fucktard|The Intelligence of a Broly fanboy]]]]
[[File:Brolytard's Intelligence.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Fucktard|The Intelligence of a Broly fanboy]]]]


{{videoframe|The Butthurt of Broly|background-color:#FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
[[File:Broly is God.jpg|thumb|left|160px|The [[retards|fans]] depiction of him.]]
<center>{{videoframe|The Butthurt of Broly|background-color:#FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>6xosbN8HohQ</youtube><center>Super Buu is stronger than Broly</center>
|<youtube>6xosbN8HohQ</youtube><center>Super Buu is stronger than Broly</center>
|<youtube>XpTThi8XAsQ</youtube><center>Janemba is stronger than Broly</center>
|<youtube>XpTThi8XAsQ</youtube><center>Janemba is stronger than Broly</center>
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|<youtube>VzRbFVkObXw</youtube><center>Gogeta is stronger than Broly </center>
|<youtube>VzRbFVkObXw</youtube><center>Gogeta is stronger than Broly </center>
|<youtube>53uuSbAcOoo</youtube><center>[[Hulk]] is stronger than Broly </center>
|<youtube>53uuSbAcOoo</youtube><center>[[Hulk]] is stronger than Broly </center>
|<youtube>9GugHh2-G8o</youtube><center>[[loli|Arale]] is stronger than Broly </center>}}
|<youtube>9GugHh2-G8o</youtube><center>[[loli|Arale]] is stronger than Broly </center>}}</center>
 
 
 
{{collapsegallery|[[lie|Broly is stronger than everyone]]|Brolyisstrongerthananyone|center|<gallery perrow="3">
image:Broly is weak - 1.jpg|Yeah.
image:Broly is weak - 2.png|He's
image:Broly is weak - 3.jpg|really
</gallery>|<gallery>
image:Broly is weak - 4.jpg|that
image:Broly is weak - 5.png|fucking
image:Broly is weak - 6.jpg|strong.
</gallery>}}
{{clear}}
 
== [[Sexual|Relationships]] with [[Sephiroth]] ==
 
Both of these [[Gary Stu]]s share common factors when it comes to [[fanfic]]s and other forms of media the [[fantards]] generate. However, since the [[faggotry]] to these [[fucktard]]ed villains are so out of mass, we can only certain that they should have an [[Goku vs Superman|penultimate battle to see who is the most overrated shit to ever occurred in the Interwebs since the beginning]].
 
<center><youtube>_520IvscCTk</youtube></center>
<center><b>Here it is, Note: he's at SSJ4 because the ideology of the [[fantards]].</b></center>
[[File:Broly vs Sephiroth.jpg|thumb|140px|right|The Final Solution for this kind of faggotry]]
 
 
[[File:Broly Sephiroth.jpg|thumb|180px|right|Or, [[OH SHI-|this would be only to be end up like this]]]]
 
 
 
==See Also==
 
*[[Dragon Ball Z]]
*[[Sephiroth]] - His Secret [[Fuckbuddy]] including more [[emo]]
*[[Gary Stu]]
*[[Hulk]] - Thats what he looks like.
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Latest revision as of 19:06, 20 April 2014

KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOT
Actually,You would have been anally annihilated by him anyway.


Broly

Broly (Also known as BR0L'/ , Broli to the Internet Retarded, and how Chris Benoit would look like, if he took steroids AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!!) is a giant, buffed, destructive, Marijuana looking maniac who have appeared at least 3 movies from the hit Animu show, Dragon Ball Z. Broly as you may expect, like any other overrated villain, he is worshiped by 13-year old boys, 16 year old girls, and DBZ fanboys who on the other hand, all are terminally retarded because they think that Broly is far stronger than SSJ3 Goku and Kid Buu but the irony is that Broly is weaker despite that his power level is growing endlessly but only manages to fail miserably by the moralfags.

Broly: The Legendary Troll

Broly, being the most overrated and the only Legendary Super Saiyan (and being batshit insane), he's too fucking overpowered as he constantly skullfucks the Z-Fighters by grabbing their faces and smashed them into walls. Despite being non-canon however, though unlike Sephiroth with his angsty microcock that can only castrated by Cloud's Omnislash actually it could be castrated with almost everything, Broly and his legendary Cock can goatse anyone's asshole with only 2% of his power. Here's the list of this Space-Satan have done below.

Broly what he usually does best.
  • As we mentioned before, Broly's powerlevel (as what the fantards of Broly believed) will never stop growing, evar, even at normal state. Because of this, his powerlevel is so immense that he is able to destroyed a planet with only small burst of energy at Legendary Super Saiyan state, HE EVEN DESTROY A FUCKING GALAXY!!! [Proof]
  • Broly, when becoming a Legendary Super Saiyan made Vegeta, shit his pants and crying like a little pussy.
  • Broly is primary known for excessive child abuse and raping shota as seen on the left side.
  • He always, always, always, done it for the lulz.
  • Do we mention that he fucking hates Goku?
  • He smiles at you when you begin reading this article.
  • He laughs at you while you are reading this article.
  • Due to his popularity, Broly fantards will say the same faggotry by replying that Broly is stronger than everyone and they will white knight no matter how logical or retardedly simple their opinion is...
  • Broly, in the third movie (which is shit). Comes back as a fugly looking mutant which almost looks extremely identical to your mom.
Broly doesn't really give a fuck when fighting niggers
Vegeta when trying to fight Broly
Mechanophiles will fap to this

When this music is played, thousands of fanboys worship to their God

Or this

Or that

Love how FUNimation just borrow music from other soundtracks.


Why Do Fantards Love Broly So Much?


Broly: The Legendary Faggot

Since the Brolytards can't think shit, it's obvious that Broly is often the overpowered entity the fanbase worship. e.g. if someone is stronger than Broly, the fanbase will constantly bitch and white knight using their pseudo-intellectual facts that they got from watching DBZ movies. They often make retarded quotes such as "OMG BROLY CAN BEAT THAT BITCH BECUZ (Long retarded opinion speech) or "BROLY'S POWERLEVUL IZ GRO0WING AND CAN PWNED DAT MOTUHAFUCKA FUCKER". The Brolytard's faggotry is so contagious that they are actually extremely easy to troll. Just post a logical statement, state some facts that Broly will never be stronger than -insert faggots name here-, and PROFIT!!!, you get instant butthurt. You can also show these videos to make a Brolytard explode into rage of diarrhea here.

The Intelligence of a Broly fanboy
The fans depiction of him.

Super Buu is stronger than Broly

Janemba is stronger than Broly

Goku (in SSJ4 form) is stronger than Broly

Dabura is stronger than Broly

Vegito is stronger than Broly

Gogeta is stronger than Broly

Hulk is stronger than Broly

Arale is stronger than Broly


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Relationships with Sephiroth

Both of these Gary Stus share common factors when it comes to fanfics and other forms of media the fantards generate. However, since the faggotry to these fucktarded villains are so out of mass, we can only certain that they should have an penultimate battle to see who is the most overrated shit to ever occurred in the Interwebs since the beginning.

Here it is, Note: he's at SSJ4 because the ideology of the fantards.
The Final Solution for this kind of faggotry


Or, this would be only to be end up like this


See Also





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