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'''Playstation Network''' is Sony's version of [[Xbox_Live|Xbox Live]]. It's a way for teenage [[Playstation_3|Playstation]] owners to communicate with other basement-dwelling virgins. Its main claim to fame is completely going down [[Fail|twice]], not unlike [[Your_mom|your mom]]. It [[Gay|came out]] a full 4 years after Xbox Live, and yet somehow is still so shitty it makes Xbox Live [[WTF|look good]]. Would probably have never been made at all if Microsoft hadn't [[Too_lazy|done it first]]. | '''Playstation Network''' is Sony's version of [[Xbox_Live|Xbox Live]]. It's a way for teenage [[Playstation_3|Playstation]] owners to communicate with other basement-dwelling virgins. Its main claim to fame is completely going down [[Fail|twice]], not unlike [[Your_mom|your mom]]. It [[Gay|came out]] a full 4 years after Xbox Live, and yet somehow is still so shitty it makes Xbox Live [[WTF|look good]]. Would probably have never been made at all if Microsoft hadn't [[Too_lazy|done it first]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 07:44, 21 July 2018
Playstation Network is Sony's version of Xbox Live. It's a way for teenage Playstation owners to communicate with other basement-dwelling virgins. Its main claim to fame is completely going down twice, not unlike your mom. It came out a full 4 years after Xbox Live, and yet somehow is still so shitty it makes Xbox Live look good. Would probably have never been made at all if Microsoft hadn't done it first.
PlayStation Store
The PlayStation Store is Sony's way of making money. Most of what's available on the Playstation Store consists of:
- Flash games
- Shitty board games
- Games from Nintendo (But no Battletoads)
- Games from Microsoft
- PS1 games
Sony's greatest profit comes from the old PS1 games, which Sony bills as a way to "Get in touch with the old memories" (for which read "Pay full price for a game you could pick up for $2 off of eBay").
Playstation Home
Playstation Home is a virtual world in which:
...go to have cybersex with each other because they are too afraid to do it IRL. Be aware that if it looks like a beautiful girl, it probably isn't.
See also
External links
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