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'''Consoomers''' are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the [[jews|disgusting creatures]] that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.


'''Gooning''' is a fancy [[old|new]] term for jerking off to [[porn|stuff]] for hours on end. While the current definition for the term was first defined in 2005, it didn't start to gain traction until 14 years later in 2019, when the main gooning [[Reddit|subreddits]] were created. [[Basement dwellers|Gooners]] conduct their [[Fap|main activity]] in their [[basement|goon cave]], where they go to their computer or phone to consume whatever [[Shitting Dick Nipples|totally absurd type of pornography]] they need.
Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950s.
 
It is [[soyjak.party|LE BAD]] because scientists have found that consuming pornography for hours on end leads coomers to more [[sick fuck|disgusting]] types of pornography such as [[tranny]], [[golden shower]] or even [[scat]] porn; and even worse terminal gooners might start looking for the <s>potentially</s> DEFINITELY illegal stuff like [[CP]] or [[bestiality]]. Hence, someone started to warn about the dangers of gooning, and the '''Never Goon''' [[meme]] was born.
 


Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.


Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...


<center><big>'''[[Gooning|Baby Jesus Dies A Little Inside Every Time You Goon]]</big></center>


<center><big>'''[[Consoomers|(( Dont ask questions just consoom product and get excited for next product ))]]</big></center>




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'''What have I missed? '''[[Jasmine Richardson]] was 2 days ago • [[Jason Thomas Nichols]] was 4 days ago • [[Drug]] was 6 days ago
'''What have I missed? [[Brenda Ann Spencer]] was 2 days ago • [[Goth]] was 4 days ago • [[Ebola-chan]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 00:34, 28 May 2026

Consoomers

Consoomers

Consoomers are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the disgusting creatures that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.

Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950s.

Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.

Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...


(( Dont ask questions just consoom product and get excited for next product ))

Read the full article... • Set by User:LordGrimThInvincible on 2026-5-27


What have I missed? Brenda Ann Spencer was 2 days ago • Goth was 4 days ago • Ebola-chan was 6 days ago

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