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| | #REDIRECT [[Tarrantulas#Mexican Nazi Fail]] |
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| {{ib|[[File:BrandonAlonso.png|250px]]}}
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| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Brandon Alonso'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexichango]] [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 2}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[O9A]]}}
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| On November 30, 2024, some 17-year-old [[Satanist]] [[Spic|Aryan]]-[[Mexican]] boy by the name of '''Brandon Alonso Gómez'''{{Nazi}} {{Satanist}} sperged out at his preparatory school in, [[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz|yet again]], Guadalajara. He managed to [[Fail|slightly injure]] 2 classmates with a hammer before one of them grabbed him from behind, cutting off his killstreak at a solid 0 points. This same faggot spent weeks on Facebook and Twitter, desperataly trying to "prove" to the world how [[Retarded|badass]] he was, even posting pics of himself torturing and killing animals, and even showing off his first (FAILED) highscore attempt in Fire Emblem mode by burning down a church. On his personal little ZERO DAY, he even decided to stream it (he didn't have a GoPro or anything, he's too poor for that shit), he just propped up his phone on the table and you [[LOL|can see it fucking tip over while he's walking away from it]]. Wanted to be the next Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, ended up becoming the next [[Hugo Jackson]]. Given his pathetically low victim count and underage status, here's hoping he'll get out soon so he can read this article.
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| ==Background==
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| He was possibly born in mid-2006 and it is known that the bastard had a taste for bloody videos like [[El Blog del Narco]], He would also become obsessed with more things for his future shooting that he would fail as [[MsEvans16]], He later joined Twitter under the alias '''Belzebu666''', similar to the faggot of [[Hugo Jackson]], He is also an animal abuser because he posted a photo where he felt proud of killing a dead rat similar to another faggot like [[Peluchin Entertainment]] and [[Nikolas Cruz]].
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center>
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| BrandonA.png|Next time, use that axe, like Gabriel and you'll get some kills you massive faggot.
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| BrandonA0.png|Whitest nazi in [[Latin America|LATAM]]
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| BrandonA1.png|Funny fact: He somehow managed to misspell the words "sieg", "heil", and "Führer" under this pic's original tweet
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| BrandonA2.png|You will never be a real Gabriel Galaviz. You have no axe. You have no knives.
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| BrandonA3.png|Brandon's frist High Score attempt, [[Epic fail|scored 0]].
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| BrandonA4.png
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| BrandonA5.png|[[An hero]]
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| BrandonA6.png|Looking like a [[Retard|gangster]]
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| BrandonA7.png|Notice that he had a stroke here.
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| BrandonA8.png|[[Animal abuse|Killing mice]]
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| BrandonA9.png
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| BrandonAArsenal.png|His """arsenal""". Notice that he had that handsome axe, but instead he decided to use that useless hammer.
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| BrandonAV&.png|V&
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| Guadalajara injury.jpg|Brandon was the 3rd injured, because he was subdued and beaten
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==Gameplay==
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| {{center|{{fv|nigger1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |[[File:BrandonCCTVFootage.mp4|center|750px]]<br />'''3rd person view'''
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| |[[File:Student attacks two classmates at a Guadalajara high school.mp4|500px]]<br />'''Worst stream [[EVAR]]'''}}}}
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| {{Clear}}
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| == Loadout ==
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| {|class="wikitable" width="40%"
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| !colspan="2"|Nazi Pendejo
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| !Accessories/Bonus
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| *'''Primary''': Claw hammer
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| <center>[[File:Hammer.png|70px]]</center>
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| *'''Does 45-50 pts. of damage.'''
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| *'''Secondary''': Axe
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| <center>[[File:Axe.jpg|70px]]</center>
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| [[Fail|UNUSED]]
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| *'''Does 40-45 pts. of damage.'''
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| *'''Tertiary''': Knife
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| <center>[[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|70px]]</center>
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| [[Fail|UNUSED]]
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| *'''Does 35-40 pts. of damage.'''
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| *'''Perk''': Tarrant Disciple
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| [[Image:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|center|70px]]
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| *'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
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| *'''Spell''': Nazi
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| [[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|70px|center]]
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| *'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
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| </div>
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| ==Graded Score==
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| {{GradedScore|0|2 wounded|0.5|[[Epic fail guy]]|0.5|Another spic who believes he's aryan|3|Some Mexican media covered it|0|FOTY nominee|4|F----------|Next time, use that fucking axe <br> This is an awful high score<br>I don't even know what to put here man. This is embarassing.}}
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| {{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Kindergarten Crossing Guard.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Kindergarten Crossing Guard}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Mexico]]
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| *[[Twitter]]
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| *[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - Unlike Brandon, this one did manage to kill someone.
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| *[[Hugo Jackson]] - You don't suspect that they are similar people because they both failed to stab someone.
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| *[[Fail]]
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| *[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - Another faggot who did a shooting even though he died Unlike Brandon.
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| *[[Nazi]]
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| *[[DFG]] - Another faggot who is a Nazi and tried to commit murder in Spain, but the faggot failed.
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| *[[Killer]]
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| *[[Peluchin Entertainment]] - Brandon was an animal abuser, especially with mice.
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| *[[Satan]]
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| *[[Mi Vida Bajo El Puente]] - Made a video about this idiot [[Obsession|comparing him]] to [[Doomentio]], for some reason.
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| ==External links==
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| *{{Wikilink|San_Andrés_Preparatory_School_attack|TOW coverage}}
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| *<s>{{Twitter|Belzebu666}}</s> BALEETED!!
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| *{{Tiktok|brandon.alonso666}}
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| *<s>{{Yt|BrandonAlonsoG%C3%B3mez|BrandonAlonsoGómez}}</s> BALEETED!!! {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonAlonsoGómez|20241202152350|title=Archived}}
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| *[https://www.quora.com/profile/Brandon-Alonso-G%C3%B3mez Quora]
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