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To put it simple, the internet is like an autisic AI program. | |||
Invented by [[Al Gore|Al]] [[guro|Gore]], not the [[William Atchison|couch cuck]] - the Vice President one, and pluralized by [[Dubya]], the [[internets]] have become the new center of world communication. [[boring|Technically speaking]], the WWWord '''Internets''' came into being during the 2004 presidential elections when [[Dubya]] spawned multiple clones of the Internet by saying "there are rumors on the Internets." Needless to say, like all [[fucktard|brilliant]] things Bush said, "Internets" became a reality. | |||
However, according to the Bible: | |||
:1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. | |||
:1:2 - And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. | |||
:1:3 - And God said, Let there be Internet: and there was Internet | |||
:1:4 - And God saw the Internet, that it was kinda "[[meh]]": and so God divided the '''Internet''' from the '''Internets'''. | |||
|link= | Since the dawn of the [[World Wide Web|time]], there have actually been '''''two''''' separate entities know as the Internet: the plain, old, boring [[NORP]]y Internet, where [[normalfag]]s who call themselves ''Netizens'' go to do shit like online banking, shop on [[Amazon]], play [[online poker]] and [[Ted Stevens|put stuff on like it was a truck]] and <u>the</u> Internets, (where you are now) where nerds, hackers and [[EDiots|haters]] go to [[lurk moar]], troll, [[flame]], post noodz and generally lulz it up. Obviously, the latter is much moar [[lulz|fun]], infinitely moar [[hammertime|interesting]] and a provides a home for a diverse crowd of [[basement dwellers|society's outcasts]] and [[anon|malignant narcissists]]. | ||
The parallel universes that are the Internet and teh Internets have very little in common, the exception being the Internets' primary directive which -as everybody knows- is the delivery of [[pr0n]]. | |||
Though immensely complex due to the large amount of tubes involved, there are a handful Internet Experts, most notably [[Kim Jong Il]]. | |||
<center><big>'''[[Internets|If It Weren't For Al Gore, You Wouldn't Has Us]]'''</big></center> | |||
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|date= | |date=2026-1-18 | ||
|expires=2026-1- | |expires=2026-1-20 | ||
|editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]] | |editor=[[User:The PolishPrince]] | ||
|featured=true | |featured=true | ||
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/> | '''What have I missed?'''<br/> | ||
[[ | [[MLK]] was 2 days ago • [[Dilbert]] was 4 days ago • [[Incelcore]] was 6 days ago | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
Latest revision as of 00:19, 18 January 2026
To put it simple, the internet is like an autisic AI program.
Invented by Al Gore, not the couch cuck - the Vice President one, and pluralized by Dubya, the internets have become the new center of world communication. Technically speaking, the WWWord Internets came into being during the 2004 presidential elections when Dubya spawned multiple clones of the Internet by saying "there are rumors on the Internets." Needless to say, like all brilliant things Bush said, "Internets" became a reality.
However, according to the Bible:
- 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
- 1:2 - And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
- 1:3 - And God said, Let there be Internet: and there was Internet
- 1:4 - And God saw the Internet, that it was kinda "meh": and so God divided the Internet from the Internets.
Since the dawn of the time, there have actually been two separate entities know as the Internet: the plain, old, boring NORPy Internet, where normalfags who call themselves Netizens go to do shit like online banking, shop on Amazon, play online poker and put stuff on like it was a truck and the Internets, (where you are now) where nerds, hackers and haters go to lurk moar, troll, flame, post noodz and generally lulz it up. Obviously, the latter is much moar fun, infinitely moar interesting and a provides a home for a diverse crowd of society's outcasts and malignant narcissists.
The parallel universes that are the Internet and teh Internets have very little in common, the exception being the Internets' primary directive which -as everybody knows- is the delivery of pr0n.
Though immensely complex due to the large amount of tubes involved, there are a handful Internet Experts, most notably Kim Jong Il.