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* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''
* '''[https://www.facebook.com/groups/iamjamaica/permalink/3148203115199663/?locale=en_US Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol]'''
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''
* '''[https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2012/12/01/thaddeus-hyatt-warned-that-blood-would-run-in-labryinth-st-mary/ Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary ]''' - '''[[Media|JamaicaObserver]]'''
==Tristan van der Vlis==
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}
{{Ibend}}<!--
-->
'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.
===Lore===
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
===The Amok Day===
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]
<center>
<gallery>
LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo
TristanNormal.jpeg
Nazitristan.jpg
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry
Raregunphoto.jpeg
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
</gallery>
</center>
{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}
{{WantedLevel|2|}}


==Timofey K.==
==Timofey K.==
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{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Tarrantula]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Tarrantula]]}}
{{Ibend}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Timofey K.'''{{Girllover}}{{nazi}} He's a [[Russian]] [[Adam Lanza|faggot pedophile]] who became famous for successfully killing a 10-year-old boy, and besides, it's the first time [[Brenton Tarrant]] has been used as inspiration in [[Russia]].
'''Timofey K.'''{{boylover}}{{nazi}} He's a [[Russian]] [[Adam Lanza|faggot pedophile]] who became famous for successfully killing a 10-year-old boy, and besides, it's the first time [[Brenton Tarrant]] has been used as inspiration in [[Russia]].
 
===Translated Manifesto===
{{center|<gallery widths="75px">
File:My Anger 1.jpg
File:My Anger 2.jpg
File:My Anger 3.jpg
File:My Anger 4.jpg
File:My Anger 5.jpg
File:My Anger 6.jpg
File:My Anger 7.jpg
File:My Anger 8.jpg
File:My Anger 9.jpg
File:My Anger 10.jpg
File:My Anger 11.jpg
</gallery>}}
 
===Gallery===
{{center|<gallery>
File:ForBrenton!!!.gif
File:Right in the noggin.gif
File:TimKill1.jpg
File:TimKill2.jpg
File:Happy b-day Brenton.jpg
File:Timmy Edgy.jpg
File:TimSamanthaSimp.jpg
File:TimNLM.jpg
File:TimEdgelord.jpg
File:TimV&.jpg
</gallery>}}


===Loadout===
===Loadout===
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*'''Unused''': Tarrant Disciple
*'''Perk''': Tarrant Disciple
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center>
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center>
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*'''Double damage against [[Irony|Muslims]], niggers, and browns.'''
*'''Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.'''
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</center>
</center>
===Gameplay===
<center>[[File:TimofeyKGameplay.mp4|640px]]<br>'''[https://videos2.watchpeopledie.tv/1765874732xiVMIp5nBlaZfw.mp4 Original higher quality video.]'''</center>
=== Rant ===
=== Rant ===


{{GradedScore|0|1 Kill|0|Ok|1|the first Russian to successfully launch his attack with [[Brenton Tarrant]]|1|He did better than [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]| -12|first live broadcast from Russia| -10|Z----------|You didn't do badly, but you need to improve.}}
{{GradedScore|1|1 Kill|0|Ok|1|the first Russian to successfully launch his attack with [[Brenton Tarrant]]|1|He did better than [[Yaroslav Ovsiuk]]| -13|first live broadcast from Russia| -10|Z----------|You didn't do badly, but you need to improve.}}
{{WantedLevel|1}}
{{WantedLevel|1}}


===Gameplay===
==Tristan van der Vlis==
{{clear}}
{{ib|[[File:TristanFakU.jpg|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tristan van der Vlis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1986}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 9, 2011 (aged 24)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Netherlands|Dutch]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 6, injured 17}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Kolumbin]]}}
{{Ibend}}<!--
-->
'''Tristan van der Vlis'''{{columbiner}} was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of [[Eric Harris|Saint Harris]], pwning 6 and harming 17 before [[an hero]]ing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.
 
===Lore===
Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a [[Gangsta|gangster]]. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.
===The Amok Day===
After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.
[[File:TristanGameOver.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Gaem Over]]
<center>
<gallery>
LilTristan.jpeg|Tristan on primary
TristanFail.jpeg|His school resume.Kinda schizo
TristanNormal.jpeg
Nazitristan.jpg
TristanGuns.jpg|Weaponry
Raregunphoto.jpeg
LIEDVOORTRISTAN.jpeg|The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.
</gallery>
</center>
{{GradedScore|6||7|You should go more days to shooting range|10|Birthday party style|7|Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz|0||30|E+|Bring better shooters.}}
{{WantedLevel|2|}}
<noinclude>[[Category:Loserinfo Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>
<noinclude>[[Category:Loserinfo Sections|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 00:53, 17 December 2025

Thaddeus Hyatt

Thaddeus Hyatt
Nationality: Reggaestani 
Born c. 1933
Died October 27, 1959 (aged 26)
Highscore Killed 8, Injured 14
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An hero? Nope, hanged

Thaddeus Gyatt was a 26-year-old Jamaican hard-working labourer and part-time musician who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.

Background

Several days before the massacre, Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by Police informers & that people also started hating him and were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the Police informers and his stoopid H8ters, which would become true on March 30, 1959.

Victims

  • Joseph Henry, Unknown age
  • Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age
  • Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age
  • Hannah Bennett, 75 years old,
  • Warren Bennett, 2 years old,
  • Grace Wilmot, 4 years old,
  • Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old,
  • Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old,

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 8/20 Yuh gaan!
Accuracy: 10/20 Train better with that machete
Style: 10/20 Caribeaner gone mad!
Butthurt: 5/20 only shocked people in Jamaica
Bonus: 5/20 For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah
Total Score: 38/100 (D)
Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre!
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

See Also

Timofey K.

Timofey K.
Nationality Russian  
Highscore Killed 1, wounded 1
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No
Motive Tarrantula

Timofey K. He's a Russian faggot pedophile who became famous for successfully killing a 10-year-old boy, and besides, it's the first time Brenton Tarrant has been used as inspiration in Russia.

Translated Manifesto

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • Knife used in his ridiculous mass stabbing
    Does 10-15 damage.
  • Perk: Tarrant Disciple
  • Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.

Gameplay


Original higher quality video.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 1 Kill
Accuracy: 0/20 Ok
Style: 1/20 the first Russian to successfully launch his attack with Brenton Tarrant
Butthurt: 1/20 He did better than Yaroslav Ovsiuk
Bonus: -13/20 first live broadcast from Russia
Total Score: -10/100 (Z----------)
You didn't do badly, but you need to improve.
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Tristan van der Vlis

Tristan van der Vlis
Born June 13, 1986
Died April 9, 2011 (aged 24)
Nationality: Dutch  
Highscore Killed 6, injured 17
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Kolumbin

Tristan van der Vlis was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 17 before an heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.

Lore

Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.

The Amok Day

After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.

Gaem Over
Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 '
Accuracy: 7/20 You should go more days to shooting range
Style: 10/20 Birthday party style
Butthurt: 7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 30/100 (E+)
Bring better shooters.
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force