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'''[http://www.hottopic.com/ Hot Topic]''', also known as Hot Pocket, was started in 1988 by [[Jew|Orv Madden]], and has spread like [[AIDS]] in the late 90's thanks to the rise of the [[emo]], [[punk]], and [[goth]] subcultures among America's teens, and now has sprouted to [[over 9000|a fuckton of]] locations. Hot Topic provides [[faggot|clothing]], [[loser|accessories]], and [[Plastic crap|novelty items]] to [[faggots|America's goths, punk and emo subcultures.]]  From band merchandise and overpriced "gothic" and punk clothes to Care Bears and other 80's [[Larry Craig|faggotry]]. Hot Topic has set the modern fashion standards for the above mentioned [[yuppies|douchebags]]. Everything in the fucking store is overpriced. Like paying $25 for a fucking WALLET.
'''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man responsible for the assassination of [[Charlie Kirk]] who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.
 
Hot Topic is on the NASDAQ, under the ticker [[Hott|HOTT]].


Cool things about shopping at Hot Topic include being seen around other gay little Marilyn Mansonites thus making you [[Lame|cool]], paying upwards of $50 for a pair of pants that will completely fall apart within a few months of normal wear, buying patented "finger armor" (to put on your fingers before you dare to explore your nasty goth girlfriend's cavernous vagina), telling your friends how [[Emo|dark and mysterious]] you are for going there to buy ''[[Jhonen Vasquez|Johnny The Homicidal Maniac]]'' comics, and eventually, coming to sneer at the place you used to love so much because they've "sold out" and are now catering to emos, scene kids, goths and even hipsters.  
The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family. His gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.
The sad part is, it no longer caters to wannabe-goth and emos now, you're more likely to find "mainstream" pop-culture shit like [[Doctor Who]], [[Cartoon Network]], [[Disney]], and [[My Little Pony]] there now!


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In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[wikipedia:2025 Dallas ICE facility shooting|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], TX.


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Tyler James Robinson is the man responsible for the assassination of Charlie Kirk who became a slightly more successful version of Thomas Matthew Crooks. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by Conservaturds and Democraps bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right groyper who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate Luna Twiggs (Deadname: Lance Twiggs) and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to memory-hole any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.

The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family. His gameplay style has strong parallels to Luigi Mangione, although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay furry games with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play Silksong while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.

In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by Desmond Holly, who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had his first copycat shooter who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in Dallas, TX.

Faggot Went And Made Charlie Kirk A Saint But No One Can Remember Who The Fuck He Is

What have I missed?
Encyclopedia Dramatica was 2 days ago • The Catcher in the Rye was 4 days ago • Bianca Devins was 6 days ago