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*... that we have a [https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/new-pope-conclave-day-two-05-08-
*... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]].
25#:~:text=First%20American%20pope%3A%20Cardinal%20Robert,to%20the%20late%20Pope%20Francis. New Pope] and he's from [[America]].  The US runs the Catholic Church now.
*... that [[WhiteDate]] got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
 
*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to.
*... that [[MAGA]] took a big hit when the walking steroid advertisement, [[Hulk Hogan]] got pinned for the last time
*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty.
*... that [[Drugs]], booze and Parkinsons finally got to [[Ozzy Osbourne|Ozzy]] and now he's "Under the Graveyard"
*... that it's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED’s]] 21st birthday?
*... that The [[Easter|Pope]] croaked at age 88.  With no Pope we're prime for [[Satan]]'s picking
*... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun|pro-gun]] speech at [[College|Utah Valley University]]?
*... that [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|4chan just got pwned by hackers]] from Soyjak.party?
*... that [[Tristen Alan Leritz]] raped a 51-year-old woman [[just because]] he was a [[virgin]]?
*... that [[Jimmy Carter]] croaked at [[at least 100|100]]?
*... that [[Elon Musk]] is [[White Knighting]] our favorite piece of [[Europe|Eurotrash ass]], [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]], because he wants to be [[France|French]] for a day and eat her [[Vagina|snail]]?
*... that [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar|a Mudslime coon]] drove a truck through a crowd in [[New Orleans]]?
*... that the Anti-Greta, [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]] is begging our benevolent [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for asylum because [[Germany]] is picking on her?
*... that [[Elon]] wants to replace all his white workers with Indians?
*... that [[Donald Trump]] is now president again? You're welcome, Israel.

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