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| {{Baleetplz|She is irrelevant now that she's no longer screwing Ray}}
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| {{quote|It's not who you know, it's who you blow.|Anna Akana}}
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| [[File:Vaganna Akandom.jpg|250px|thumb]]
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| '''Anna Akana''' is an untalented unfunny [[bisexual]] [[chink]] who rose to fame for sucking her ex-boyfriend [[Ray William Johnson]]'s cock in 2011 after staring as one of his "Video Hoes" in his ''Breaking NYC'' series, then formally meeting him at the 2012 CBS Diversity Showcase. Before this, she jumpstarted her way into the showbusiness by driving her [[13-year-old girl|13-year-old]] sister to [[suicide]] on February 14, 2007. She is the definition of a greedy, whitewashed, [[whore|gold-digging]] [[liberal|libtard]] [[feminazi]] and a [[hypocrite]] who can't stop herself from getting [[raped]] because she dresses like a [[slut]].
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| Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[simp]]s, codependent [[incel]]s, and [[dyke]]s manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps.
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| Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring in a cameo role as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's ''Ant-Man'' (2015).
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| ==Fucking RWJ for fame==
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| After feeling like shit for several months following her sister's suicide, Anna laughed again for the first time from watching a Comedy Central late-night standup special by fellow chink Margaret Cho, which inspired Anna to start turning her sob stories into art she could milk for her own selfish gain. Anna started as a local performing standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because [[Asian]] chicks are good at [[math]]) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but was reduced to uncredited background extra roles in ''90210'' because she refused to get naked and act like a [[woman|sexual object]]. She also had a semi-popular Funny or Die video of her mother discovering she masturbates after finding [[condom]]s at the bottom of the trash can, which Anna clarified she uses to clean her vibrator after pleasuring herself to a guy named Bryan. But none of these instances turned her into a prostitute overnight.
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| After being sick and tired of taking a backseat to talented creators who actually put effort into their journey to fame, Anna decided to suck a [[faggot]]'s [[AIDS]]-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the World Wide Web. Anna met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in January 2012. Ray gave "Anna Math" advice on how to use her slutty body to rack up the algorithm by deceiving viewers with [[clickbait]]. Two months later, Anna started a mini sketch web-series titled ''10 Second Traumas'' with another irrelevant whore named Deirdre Develin in partnership with FML.com, and created a Funny or Die and YouTube page for the project. The series consist of, as insisted by the title, 10-second sketches of two skanky bitches bragging about their concocted plans to sleep with all the men in Hollywood to become famous overnight. The series was receiving little engagement even with an official website up, until Mr. Johnson himself liked one of the videos and it appeared in his public channel feed. Ray then starred in the sketches and boosted the subscriber count of Anna's older channel, "bicuriousears".
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| After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto.
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| Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... [https://web.archive.org/web/20111117001817/youtube.com/user/bicuriousears A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels] shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110502041129/youtube.com/user/10secondtraumas 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation] since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.
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| Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up due to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic [[incel]]s they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience.
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{yt|u|AnnaAkana|JewTube}}
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| [[Category:People|Akana, Anna]]
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