Anna Akana

	“	It's not who you know, it's who you blow.	„
	—Anna Akana

Anna Akana is an untalented unfunny bisexual chink zoophile who rose to fame solely for sucking her ex-boyfriend Ray William Johnson's cock in 2011. She is the definition of a gold-digging feminazi and a hypocrite who can't stop herself from getting raped because she dresses like a slut. Anna routinely engages in bestiality with her pet cats and posts videos of herself molesting them on her shitty YouTube channel, which only got 2 million subscribers or any subs at all because she fucked the aforementioned RWJ to become a public figure. Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed basement dwelling simps, incels, and dykes manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps.

Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's Ant-Man, where she was dubbed over by a man, because who wouldn't want to take her spotlight just to rape her.

Killing her sister

On Valentine's Day 2007, Anna got into an argument with her dyslexic 13-year-old sister Kristina over their helicopter parents not letting her attend a sleepover party with her friends. This caused Kristina to hang herself in the closet (where she was hiding her lesbianism) as the last words Anna said to her were "I hate you". Anna failed to realize she was the problem, so instead of committing suicide herself, she decided to abuse illicit drugs like a pussy, sucking on a pity dick in front of everyone she knew.

Her sister's body was then cremated and the ashes were used as chocolate milk mix subsequently (in actuality they were stored in a jar kept in a storage unit). Meanwhile Anna took a braid of her dead whore of a sister's hair for her dickriders to tape onto their pre-OP tranny genitals and use as pubes during her standup shows (which suck ass by the way). Anna continues to profit off her dead sister to this day through her arrogant money-whoring thirst traps and PC videos made to promote her indoctrinating standup or cookie cutter music.

The aftermath

In 2012 Anna uploaded a music video dedicated to her sister titled "Against the Darkness", which is just 5 minutes of her PMSing and bragging about purposely killing her sister in an attempt to solicit horny necrophiles who want to rub her sister's ashes on their foreskin. The video itself was just degenerate home videos of her pedophile family jacking off to baby Kristina and an older Kristina sticking her fingers up Anna's asshole while she sleeps to project her fetish.

Anna wrote a book released in 2017 titled So Much I Want to Tell You: Letters to My Little Sister, intended as a memoir of Kristina, but she spends less time mourning her sister's death and more time babbling about her attempts to rise to stardom by consuming Ray William Johnson's cum in every orifice (even her eye sockets and ear canal), once again proving her narcissistic, deceptive sympathy-bait gold digging. The cover of the book is literally just Anna smiling while glamored up and sitting on a chair, which speaks volumes of her habit of profiting off her incestuous involuntary manslaughter for sex money.

Anna said in a 2024 interview with the gayest fucking waste-of-oxygen dyke Ashley Gavin (whose lesbianism is only good for jacking off to) that she deems the idea that she's glad her sister died solely so she could start a career to be a misconception and defends that she worked extremely hard (harder than she sucks cock) to get where she is today, but of course everyone knows that's bullshit given how obscure she was to the public before meeting Ray.

Fucking RWJ for fame

After feeling like shit for several months following her sister's assisted suicide, Anna popped her first boner from watching a Comedy Central late-night standup special by fellow chink Margarate Cho, which inspired Anna to start turning her sob stories into art she could milk for her own selfish gain. Anna started as a local performing standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because Asian chicks are good at math) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but was reduced to uncredited background extra roles in 90210 because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a woman is meant to. She also had a semi-popular Funny or Die video of her mother discovering she masturbates after finding condoms at the bottom of the trash can, which Anna clarified she uses to clean her vibrator after pleasuring herself to a fag named Bryan. But none of these instances turned her into a prostitute overnight.

After being sick and tired of taking a backseat to talented creators who actually put effort into their journey to fame, Anna decided to suck a faggot's AIDS-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the World Wide Web. Anna met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in January 2011. Ray gave "Anna Math" advice on how to use her slutty body to rack up the algorithm by deceiving viewers with clickbait. Two months later, Anna started a mini sketch web-series titled 10 Second Traumas with another irrelevant whore named Deirdre Develin in partnership with FML.com, and created a Funny or Die and YouTube page for the project. The series consist of, as insisted by the title, 10-second sketches of two skanky bitches bragging about their concocted plans to sleep with all the men in Hollywood to become famous overnight. The series was receiving little engagement even with an official website up, until Mr. Johnson himself liked one of the videos and it appeared in his public channel feed, attracting the attention of all his 12 year old dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches while risking her prosecution for statutory rape. Ray then starred in the sketches and boosted the subscriber count of Anna's older channel, "bicuriousears" (a hint at her fabricated bisexuality).

After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself", which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same. Of course she wouldn't have come anywhere near this far if it wasn't for riding a manwhore's cottails to jumpstart her career.

Anna got 100k subscribers in less than a year, and you can pretty much guess who's responsible for that... A November 2011 archive of one of her older channels shows she already had 1k subscribers, but this doesn't prove anything since it was already well after she met Ray. Same goes for the 10 Second Traumas channel gaining 500 subs just two months after its creation since Ray liked their videos, attracting the masturbatory attention of his dickriders who wanted to bone the Asian chick in the sketches.

Around July 2014, Ray and Anna broke up after Anna got 800,000 subscribers and dumped his ass for refusing to let her take over his Runaway Thoughts podcast just because the view count was racking up due to dudes beating off to her face on their screens like the fucking pathetic incels they are. Anna's whole motive for being in the relationship was milking Ray to boost her own audience.

Zoophilia

Anna's most defining degenerative behavior is her fetish for performing explicit sex acts on any form of feline species in the universe. Even without a natural penis, she still manages to be a vile and disgusting motherfucker who should be sentenced to an eternity of immortal suffering in Hell. This includes French kissing, eating their faces, preserving their neutered testicles to use as a sex toy, licking their genitals and anuses, eating their own shit, recording them pissing, shitting, or vomiting, bathing in a tub of their explosive diarrhea, fingering them, and all sorts of fucked up shit beyond the max. She is known for her pathetic preference of cats over her human fans WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE WORDS TO HER, hence using her Patreon to milk dry the testicles of her brainwashed simps to force them to donate to her retarded faggot ass cat charities only to give them jack shit in return. She spoils these fucking dumbass creatures like they're her bitches in bed without giving them the proper discipline of killing the little fuckers. The only reason she actually cares so much about raising money for no-kill cat shelters is so she can take them in the fostering care of a lovely mother only to reveal her facade and sexually abuse those kittens while masturbating furiously to all those autistic simps giving her money just to can they spill their seed all over their keyboard. You know Anna loves having her cats dig their sharp claws into her vagina until menstrual blood leaks everywhere (a pussy killing a pussy).

I've Got Six Cats (who all died from my putrid fucking fetishes)

Anna then took Ray's cats that he bought for her as a remnant of all the good times she had profiting off her ex and made an ear-piercing autotuned song about them called "I've Got Six Cats". Most of them died later on from all the raunchy NC-17 style bestiality Anna performed on them 24/7 like the degenerate fuck she is. The cats names were as follows: Lily, an old fuck who died of dementia; Abby, a fucking fatass tabby cunt who makes the average American jealous and whom McDonald's owes royalties; Jimmy, a cocksucking pissy fuck who hisses and scratches you to a bloody pulp when you didn't do shit (just smack the little fucker with a shovel so he stops being a snowflake; oh wait, he already died; Burn in Hell faggot); Congress, an ugly fucked up looking retarded orange Persian cat who's "dumb and doesn't do anything", obviously because he's a fucking retard infected with Down Syndrome (thank fucking God this fucking gay homosexual faggot died of cancer); Beetle, a fucking nigger black cat who's still a deranged psychopath even after getting his balls chopped off without anesthesia and is bait for the Ku Klux Kats (as of now he's only remaining OG of these pieces of shit); and Ghost, a sexually promiscuous cat who growls on cue because she's in heat 24/7; she ran away after finding out Anna was a zoophile and jumped off a bridge.

Rape

Anna is notorious for getting raped because she dresses provocatively and can't learn to cover her skin. Either that or she just fails to realize that her sole existence as a woman is to be treated as a sexual object that shouldn't even have to say anything let alone move if a man wants to fuck her nasty.

In 2015 Anna made a tutorial for women on how not to get raped, which makes her look like a hypocrite because in one of her Runaway Thoughts podcasts with her retarded ex, she jokes about willing to rape a guy if it wasn't illegal. In the same video she insists on schools teaching boys that rape isn't an option, never mind that the whole point of life is to keep the human race of retards going by cumming inside vaginas without all this "consent" bullshit intervening, and that girls are the rapists in the first place for stealing the cum and being too weak to fight back. At least she admitted that she was so fucking tired of being responsible for not getting raped, attracting the attention of several nice young men to end her suffering.

In 2017 she uploaded a parody commercial for "Rape Prevention Leggings" and was too much of a fucking dumbass to realize that including a close-up shot of her vagina in the thumbnail is only going to attract what she's trying to prevent. At least her box and tush looked tight and thick in those leggings.

She's also an indecisive cunt because in 2011 she underwent an abortion and declared it her greatest life decision, completely ignoring the fact that it's her own damn fault for letting an unprotected penis ejaculate into her while not on the pill. This incident inspired her to adapt an excerpt from her retarded book into a YouTube short film called "Take Your Birth Control", which as you expect encourages women to be blame-shifting irresponsible cunts blaming the male population for getting raped when it's scientifically proven to be the woman's fault for being sexually desirable (though even the women who are ugly as fuck still deserve to be raped as punishment rather than for pleasure of male on top of her).

Anna always responds to a man's request to have sex with her with sarcasm and satire as her own codified way of saying "no", trying to make the man feel like shit for his natural behavior when she herself is the villain for thinking rape isn't an option and it's her fault for being such a whore in the first place.

She mentions being raped at one point in her life. Whatever the reason, goes without saying that she damn well deserved it.

Bisexuality/Dykedom

In October 2018 at the Streamy's Awards, while delivering a drunk speech Anna came out as bisexual in admittance of enjoying a threesome with two other women, who were most likely her mother and dead sister. Anyone who isn't autistic would know that this was just a bullshit gimmick to pander to the letters of the alphabet sodomites for even more algorithm and blind dickriders who automatically like her just because she's "one of them" rather than her overall quality as a content creator and human being (which, needless to say, is very shitty).