Scott Bateman

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	“	what the crap is wrong with u. Your a hobo. God that sucked. Dora is better than that. God you suck you frekan moron!!!!!!!!!!!	„
	—Some 12 year-old boy

HILARIOUS EXAGGERATIONS AND HUMOROUS SUBTITLES LOLOLOL!!!!

Scott Bateman is probably the worse animator ever to live and still make money off of it. While freelance animators on Newgrounds starve while trying to find work for their hard-worked masterpieces, Bateman rests easily, in spite of the knowledge that his work is utter crap. He has set up an account on JewTube where countless anime fans and retarded morons praise him for his "political humor" and his lazy creative style of tweening the same thing over and over again animation. He somehow managed to score a deal to make a music video for a band, is working on a feature-length movie, and even released a book on how to animate. OH THE IRONING

He loves drawing hilarious caricatures of politicians while using limited animation to tween their arms moving around in sync with stolen original audio from videos. He also loops the lip syncing, and occasionally makes their hair ruffle to the left, and then to the right. BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE, IT QUALIFIES AS ANIMATION, AMIRITE? He also loves adding his creative "commentary" to the bottom of these animations, because it is very creative and funny! He particularly likes to nitpick on tiny faults and belittle people in his videos with his incredibly witty and intelligent arguments. He's also a shitty voice actor.

Fortunately, some sane people on JewTube know their stuff. Despite many people's hatred of his videos, going to the extent of even calling them "lame," Bateman, to everyone's dismay, continues to pull flash after flash from his ass, no matter how far he has to dig in there to get it.

Ranting and Drama

	“	You're quite awful at animation. All you do is animate mouths. It's stupid. Also, what the hell is up with the hair? Making annoying movements with the hair, using the same hair style of every character, all that stuff only makes you look like a lazier and lazier animator. Learn how to do a proper lip sync. Learn how to make character's arms move. Until you do that, stop venting out shit unto the internet.	„
	—JewTube User A

	“	Your animations are terrible, and it's not very funny that you just take random conversations/speeches, etc. and put them into your movies, then add subtitles that you seem to think would be hilarious. and the hair thing makes me want to tackle whatever badly drawn character you put on there and pull their fucking hair out.	„
	—JewTube User B

	“	Fuck your animations. The onyl people who love them are retarded shitholes who have never EVER seen anything else. You cannot animate well at all. You suck. horribly. Get the fuck off the internet, loser. Fuck you and your mother. you are not talented. You know who IS? The Weebl, HappyHarry87, Hans Van Harken, SamBakZa, Adam Phillips, Noogai, Micheal Swain, justsolo, robsH66. Face it. The only people who like your work are retarded dipshits. Fuck yourself, and improve your animations, you faggot.	„
	—JewTube User C

Videos

Typical Bateman fanboy.

Crusty old people love this guy because political jokes, no matter how horrible, are good as long as they can somehow relate to them.

WOAH SO PROFESSHIONARR!!! ISH RIKE ANIMATED GIFFS!!! SHO ADVANCED!!!!! DISH SO KOOR!!!1 SO TRIPPY AND SPIRICHUAL!!

OOOOHHH I GET IT YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC

At least some people get the idea:

External Links

• JewTube account
• Website
• An in-development film
• A comment page full of ranting and rabid fanboyism

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