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| '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>''' | | '''Your Email''' probably looked something like this on the eve of Y2K, considering that [[you]] are a [[loser]] and a [[basement dweller]] with a [[neckbeard]]. The only thing that got you through your hellish wage-slave days were ''email forwards,'' those usually annoying forwarded stories of man's triumph over whatever, prayer requests, [[chain letters]], shady fundraising requests, and the truly bizarre, such as the story of '''The Hideous Shark'''. Go on, click it. You know [[you]] want to. |
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BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT
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| | |Dick Schwety |
| | |Fw:FW:[[Your Email/The Hideous Shark|The Hideous Shark]] |
| | |12/11/99 |
| | |5k |
| | |No |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Meagan Rooney |
| | |i am thru being ur sex toy. we are sooooo over!!!! dont ever talk to me again, asshole!!!! |
| | |12/11/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |No |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |initech.com |
| | |Y2K Patch ONLY $39.99! |
| | |12/11/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Spam |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |McDonald's |
| | |Hamburger U. Acceptance! |
| | |12/10/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Hot Stock Tipz |
| | |Pets.com may go public!!! |
| | |12/10/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |hotgayaction.com |
| | |chicks with dicks that will put yours to shame! |
| | |12/10/99 |
| | |32k |
| | |No |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Procter and Gamble |
| | |Your Interview |
| | |12/10/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |amazon.com |
| | |Order Confirmation: Marcy Playground Sex and Candy #1194561 |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |5k |
| | |No |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Meagan Rooney |
| | |I want you inside me so bad right now! Get over here! |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Antonio Garcia-Diaz |
| | |Send her [[Susie Q's Party Game|a dirty story]]! |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |12k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Meagan Rooney |
| | |Where is this relationship going? |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |No |
| | |Dave Rhodes |
| | |Make money fast! |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |2k |
| | |Spam |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Brian DeVere |
| | |FW:FW:fw:Fw:FW:[[Dextromethorphan/Motel Saturday Night|Story written totally on Robo]] |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |7k |
| | |No |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Bomis.com |
| | |Bomis Babe Report |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |362k |
| | |No |
| | |- |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Joel Steiner |
| | |[[Your Email/Geoff Miller's Epic Flame|FW: fw: FW:Awesome old flame from alt.tasteless!]] |
| | |12/09/99 |
| | |12k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Hotblackdick.com |
| | |Big Buck Negroes on the D.L. |
| | |12/08/99 |
| | |140k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Kroger.com |
| | |Thank you for your interest in employment at Kroger's. |
| | |12/08/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Overseas Pharmacy |
| | |Get Lortab, Ativan, Percocet, Viagra, NO PRESCRIPTION! |
| | |12/08/99 |
| | |3k |
| | |Yes |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |The Advocate |
| | |Monthly subscription only $13.99 |
| | |12/07/99 |
| | |5k |
| | |No |
| | |- |
| | |Yes |
| | |Harry Paratestes |
| | |Pearl Harbor Day, Dude. Let's get drunk and beat down some japs! |
| | |12/07/99 |
| | |1k |
| | |Yes |
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Your Email probably looked something like this on the eve of Y2K, considering that you are a loser and a basement dweller with a neckbeard. The only thing that got you through your hellish wage-slave days were email forwards, those usually annoying forwarded stories of man's triumph over whatever, prayer requests, chain letters, shady fundraising requests, and the truly bizarre, such as the story of The Hideous Shark. Go on, click it. You know you want to.
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Read?
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Sender
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Subject
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Date
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Size
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Replied?
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| No
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Dick Schwety
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Fw:FW:The Hideous Shark
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12/11/99
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5k
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No
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| Yes
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Meagan Rooney
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i am thru being ur sex toy. we are sooooo over!!!! dont ever talk to me again, asshole!!!!
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12/11/99
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1k
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No
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| Yes
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initech.com
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Y2K Patch ONLY $39.99!
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12/11/99
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1k
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Spam
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| Yes
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McDonald's
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Hamburger U. Acceptance!
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12/10/99
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1k
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Yes
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| Yes
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Hot Stock Tipz
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Pets.com may go public!!!
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12/10/99
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1k
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Yes
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| Yes
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hotgayaction.com
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chicks with dicks that will put yours to shame!
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12/10/99
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32k
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No
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| Yes
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Procter and Gamble
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Your Interview
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12/10/99
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1k
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Yes
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| Yes
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amazon.com
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Order Confirmation: Marcy Playground Sex and Candy #1194561
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12/09/99
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5k
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No
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| Yes
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Meagan Rooney
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I want you inside me so bad right now! Get over here!
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12/09/99
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1k
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Yes
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| Yes
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Antonio Garcia-Diaz
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Send her a dirty story!
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12/09/99
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12k
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Yes
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| Yes
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Meagan Rooney
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Where is this relationship going?
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12/09/99
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1k
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Yes
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| No
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Dave Rhodes
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Make money fast!
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12/09/99
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2k
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Spam
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| Yes
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Brian DeVere
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FW:FW:fw:Fw:FW:Story written totally on Robo
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12/09/99
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7k
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No
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| Yes
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Bomis.com
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Bomis Babe Report
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12/09/99
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362k
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No
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| Yes
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Joel Steiner
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FW: fw: FW:Awesome old flame from alt.tasteless!
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12/09/99
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12k
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Yes
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| Yes
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Hotblackdick.com
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Big Buck Negroes on the D.L.
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12/08/99
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140k
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Yes
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| Yes
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Kroger.com
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Thank you for your interest in employment at Kroger's.
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12/08/99
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1k
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Yes
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| Yes
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Overseas Pharmacy
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Get Lortab, Ativan, Percocet, Viagra, NO PRESCRIPTION!
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12/08/99
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3k
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Yes
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| Yes
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The Advocate
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Monthly subscription only $13.99
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12/07/99
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5k
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No
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| Yes
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Harry Paratestes
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Pearl Harbor Day, Dude. Let's get drunk and beat down some japs!
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12/07/99
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1k
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Yes
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