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*Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can update this. Suggestions go on the [[Talk:Main Page/did you know|Talk Page]].
*Only [[special:listAdmins|Sysops]] and [[special:listUsers/Editors|Editors]] can update this. Suggestions go on the [[Talk:Main Page/did you know|Talk Page]].
*'''Did You Know''' mentions and links to informative new ED articles, as well as lulzy and dramatic news articles or current events from the [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/ ED forums.] '''NO NEWS STORIES FROM OUTSIDE WEBSITES. ONLY PUT LINKS TO ED PAGES AND EDF NEWS FORUM THREADS'''.
*'''Did You Know''' mentions and links to informative new ED articles, as well as lulzy and dramatic news articles or current events from the [https://forums.edramatica.com/ ED forums.] '''NO NEWS STORIES FROM OUTSIDE WEBSITES. ONLY PUT LINKS TO ED PAGES AND EDF NEWS FORUM THREADS'''.
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NO NEWS STORIES FROM OUTSIDE WEBSITES. ONLY PUT LINKS TO ED PAGES AND EDF NEWS FORUM THREADS. WE ARE TRYING TO KEEP PEOPLE ON THE SITE NOT SEND THEM AWAY ON THE FIRST PAGE. IF YOU WANT TO POST NEWS STORIES POST THEM IN https://forums.edramatica.com/forums/news.4/ (FORMATTED CORRECTLY OR IT WON'T BE APPROVED) FIRST AND THEN LINK TO THAT.


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*... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]].
*... that {{EDF|t|all-israelis-banned-from-visiting-the-maldives.2216|the Maldives just b& Jews?}}
*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to.
*... that {{EDF|t|donald-trump-found-guilty-of-all-34-counts-in-hush-money-trial.2186|Trump has been found guilty of 34 counts?}} Google "Trump Rule 34" for more information.
*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty.
*... that {{EDF|t|doge-is-dead.2141|Doge has died}}?
*... that it's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED’s]] 21st birthday?
*... that {{EDF|t|iranian-president-confirmed-dead-in-car-crash.2089|Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash}}?
*... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun|pro-gun]] speech at [[College|Utah Valley University]]?
*... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? [[Spam|Spread the word]] about edramatica.com
*... that [[Tristen Alan Leritz]] raped a 51-year-old woman [[just because]] he was a [[virgin]]?
*... that [[CP]] was recently [https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://dramatica.wtf/threads/how-is-india-a-real-country.8328/ legalized in India?] Gross, but not shocking, considering it is India.
*... that [[Elon Musk]] is [[White Knighting]] our favorite piece of [[Europe|Eurotrash ass]], [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]], because he wants to be [[France|French]] for a day and eat her [[Vagina|snail]]?
*... that there is an online [[glory hole]] [https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://dramatica.wtf/threads/find-gloryholes-near-you.8313/ finder for your homoerotic pleasure?]
*... that the Anti-Greta, [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]] is begging our benevolent [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for asylum because [[Germany]] is picking on her?
*... that [[OJ]]'s wife's killer [https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://dramatica.wtf/threads/the-juice-has-died.8277/ finally bit the dust?]
*... that [[KISS]] guitarist Ace Frehley [[Dead|has bought the farm]] after he tripped in his [[Music|studio]]? Will he be buried in a [[Coffin|KISS Coffin]]?
*... rapper [[P Diddy]] has [https://web.archive.org/web/*/dramatica.wtf/threads/p-diddy-is-wanted-and-on-the-run.8199/ been on the run] since [[last Thursday]]?

Latest revision as of 01:31, 2 January 2026

  • Only Sysops and Editors can update this. Suggestions go on the Talk Page.
  • Did You Know mentions and links to informative new ED articles, as well as lulzy and dramatic news articles or current events from the ED forums. NO NEWS STORIES FROM OUTSIDE WEBSITES. ONLY PUT LINKS TO ED PAGES AND EDF NEWS FORUM THREADS.
  • When adding a new entry, delete the oldest one to keep the maximum number the same.
  • If an event here is notable enough, add it to this year's timeline.