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Are you a sysop?  Act like a grand master of awesomeness and protect the [[lulz]] from harm by [[vandal]]s.
'''Protect fucking everything''' (or '''protecting fucking everything''') is the act of locking (sysop protecting) every single page on your [[wiki]] to prevent other, [[wikipedia admins|less-important people]] from altering the content. On websites such as [[Wikipedia]], protecting fucking everything is often used as the first resort when a sysop experiences vandalism and is too lazy to go through the ambiguous Wikipedia processes of dealing with vandalism. Of course, if you didn't want anyone to edit or create accounts on your wiki, you could just make editing registration-only and revoke account creation rights for IP ([[not|anonymous]]) users.


== What the hell ==
==On ED==
'''Protect fucking everything''' is the philosophy of not letting anybody touch your wiki.  It works great for [[Conservapedia]], protecting administrators from having to revert factual information into their articles (The gall!  Don't they know what Conservapedia is about?).  On [[Wikipedia]] it doesn't work very well, as vandal magnet articles are protected by [[Bureaucratic Fuck|clueless admins]] leaving them with a shitload of embarrassing errors (factual, grammatical, spelling, and coding- why do [[you]] think the place has such a poor reputation?).
On [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the superior wiki]], however, the free-spirited admins wish to grant every user page-moving powers. [[some argue|Some would argue]] this is a terrible idea, and page-moving powers should only be available to the [[Special:ListAdmins|kewl kidz]] only to prevent abuse. [[retards|Others]] would support the contrary; to give ALL user page-moving powers and let them rename articles as they see fit. Unsurprisingly, this policy has resulted in several cases of page-move vandalism.
===But why should I care?===
On your beloved ED, the free-spirited and censorship hating sysops wish to grant everyone page move rights. [[Some say|Some might say]] that this is a fucking terrible idea, others would disagree and wish to empower the unwashed masses to move articles wherever they wish. Regardless of what you may think of this policy, [[derp|it has resulted in frustrating amounts of page move vandalism]].


ED sysops have no choice but to intervene in order to preserve the harmony of the site's portals and intricate category system.
ED sysops had no choice but to intervene in order to preserve the harmony of the site's portals and intricate category system. Are you a sysop? Act like a grand master of awesomeness and protect the [[lulz]] from harm by [[enemies of the lulz|vandals]].
YOU GUYS PROTECTING ARTICLES RULE[[oneoneone|!!!!1111!!!1oneoneone!!!!11!]]


== But...==
==However...==
[[User:Krade]] happened to know an alternative method of protecting the lulz:
[[User:Krade|Krade]] happened to know an alternative method of protecting the lulz:
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== See also ==
==See Also==
*[[Delete fucking everything]]
*[[Delete fucking everything]]
*[[France]]
*[[BLANKING IN PROGRESS]]
*[[Ban fucking everyone]]
*[[Admin abuse]]


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Latest revision as of 00:25, 4 August 2016

Protect fucking everything (or protecting fucking everything) is the act of locking (sysop protecting) every single page on your wiki to prevent other, less-important people from altering the content. On websites such as Wikipedia, protecting fucking everything is often used as the first resort when a sysop experiences vandalism and is too lazy to go through the ambiguous Wikipedia processes of dealing with vandalism. Of course, if you didn't want anyone to edit or create accounts on your wiki, you could just make editing registration-only and revoke account creation rights for IP (anonymous) users.

On ED

On the superior wiki, however, the free-spirited admins wish to grant every user page-moving powers. Some would argue this is a terrible idea, and page-moving powers should only be available to the kewl kidz only to prevent abuse. Others would support the contrary; to give ALL user page-moving powers and let them rename articles as they see fit. Unsurprisingly, this policy has resulted in several cases of page-move vandalism.

ED sysops had no choice but to intervene in order to preserve the harmony of the site's portals and intricate category system. Are you a sysop? Act like a grand master of awesomeness and protect the lulz from harm by vandals.

However...

Krade happened to know an alternative method of protecting the lulz:

See Also

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