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' | Just when you think you've scraped the [[Goatse|deepest levels]] of stupidity on the [[Internets]], it bends over and sharts something horrendous straight up your nose and into your unprepared brain. | ||
'''Onigojirakaiju''' ([[powerword]]: '''Mark Draper'''), is that last, sticky crumb of [[shit]] clinging to your asshole after a hefty dump. His stench permeated places like [[deviantART]], [[FurAffinity]] - until they got hacked, anyway - and various other places. He has been [[banned]] or [[hacked]] from many of his favorite forums due to his [[asspie|retarded behavior]] and pathetic attempts to be an [[Internet tough guy]]. | |||
[[Some argue|One might think]] Mark's idiocy is the result of being a young, inexperienced [[13 year old boy|teenager]] on the cusp of adulthood. Sorry, gentle reader, that is not the case. He was born on December 6, 1982. At 30 years old, this [[hambeast|festering pile of lard]] still lives at home with his abusive, bipolar step father. Mark's step dad died sometime last year; Mark rejoices daily and wants to piss on his grave. Mark has no job and holds a deep hatred for bipolar people. Why the hatred for bipolar people? Ah, you see, it's because he was [[pain series|abused as a child]] by his bipolar [[Goofy Time|step dad.]] By abused, we mean his step daddy didn't give little Markie his way when he was a kid. In Mark's mind, not getting what he wants when he wants it [[cunt|equates to being beaten, bullied, molested or neglected]]. | |||
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Just when you think you've scraped the deepest levels of stupidity on the Internets, it bends over and sharts something horrendous straight up your nose and into your unprepared brain.
Onigojirakaiju (powerword: Mark Draper), is that last, sticky crumb of shit clinging to your asshole after a hefty dump. His stench permeated places like deviantART, FurAffinity - until they got hacked, anyway - and various other places. He has been banned or hacked from many of his favorite forums due to his retarded behavior and pathetic attempts to be an Internet tough guy.
One might think Mark's idiocy is the result of being a young, inexperienced teenager on the cusp of adulthood. Sorry, gentle reader, that is not the case. He was born on December 6, 1982. At 30 years old, this festering pile of lard still lives at home with his abusive, bipolar step father. Mark's step dad died sometime last year; Mark rejoices daily and wants to piss on his grave. Mark has no job and holds a deep hatred for bipolar people. Why the hatred for bipolar people? Ah, you see, it's because he was abused as a child by his bipolar step dad. By abused, we mean his step daddy didn't give little Markie his way when he was a kid. In Mark's mind, not getting what he wants when he wants it equates to being beaten, bullied, molested or neglected.