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[[File:SonicReptilians.PNG|thumb|According to [[Truthism.com]], the Masons are the evil geniuses behind our shitty fast food restaurants.]] | [[File:SonicReptilians.PNG|thumb|According to [[Truthism.com]], the Masons are the evil geniuses behind our shitty fast food restaurants.]] | ||
[[File:ILLUMINATI.jpg|thumb|An accurate 1980's representation.]] | [[File:ILLUMINATI.jpg|thumb|An accurate 1980's representation.]] | ||
[[File:furrygod.jpg|thumb | [[File:furrygod.jpg|thumb|All hail our [[Furry]] god!!]] | ||
[[File:Mario Illuminati.jpg|thumb | [[File:Mario Illuminati.jpg|thumb|The symbology is everywhere]] | ||
It is a lamentable fact that most people will have heard about the Illuminati conspiracy from ''''' | It is a lamentable fact that most people will have heard about the [[Jews|Illuminati]] conspiracy from Dan Brown's '''''Angels and Demons''''', because the truth is so much richer than can be fully understood when you're busy trying to adjust the framerate. [[cool story bro|The Masonic/Illuminati symbol of pyramid with an eye on top (aka "The All-Seeing Eye") is a shown boldly on the back of the U.S. $1 bill. The origin of the All-Seeing Eye is the Egyptian Eye of Horus, which itself is hidden a Decepticon-style ruse for Lucifer's Eye]]. [[Jews|Illuminati]] believe that [[Xenu|Lucifer]] is the God of Light and that "[[God]]" himself is evil, and so they worship Lucifer as the plucky underdog fighting for the good of man. The [[Jews|Illuminati]] trick their subordinates into taking [[Wicca|witchcraft]] oaths on their [[Science Fiction|Bibles or other religious texts]]. They are also forced to swear foul oaths on their bodies and forefathers. As a ''famously secret'' cult, [[Jews|Illuminati]] have a hand in all religions (except for [[Islam]], because as we all know, Muslims are currently too busy trying to [[pwn]] ''each other''); and they are controlling all mankind, subjugating the old world to their dictatorship, in the conviction that only under their unchallenged power can humanity come to live in a [[North Korea|giant glorious utopia]]. | ||
The Illuminati are well renowned for [[sodomy|child molestation]], [[bondage]] sex, promoting their profound love for [[niggas]], and wearing [[ghey]] hats. They worship [[furry]]s and perform [[fellatio]] rituals on them to gain special powers. Hence they are known also as the "[[Furluminati]]". Their lodges are usually located near hospitals and churches, so that they can easily perform [[vampire|blood rituals]] without having to take a cab all the way across town. Their more common modus operandi is the pretext. | The [[Jews|Illuminati]] are well renowned for [[sodomy|child molestation]], [[bondage]] sex, promoting their profound love for [[niggas]], and wearing [[ghey]] hats. They worship [[furry]]s and perform [[fellatio]] rituals on them to gain special powers. Hence they are known also as the "[[Furluminati]]". Their lodges are usually located near hospitals and churches, so that they can easily perform [[vampire|blood rituals]] without having to take a cab all the way across town. Their more common modus operandi is the pretext. | ||
That just goes to show how they've [[pwned]] the world. It's nifty too that the phrase at the bottom of the $1 bill's pyramid symbol translates to "A New Order of the Ages", in [[1337]] [[Latin]]. | That just goes to show how they've [[pwned]] the world. It's nifty too that the phrase at the bottom of the $1 bill's pyramid symbol translates to "A New Order of the Ages", in [[1337]] [[Latin]]. | ||
The Illuminati [[pwn]] everything in the world and control the markets and blah blah blah. Their farts are the winds of prospects and their [[crap]] the glory of gods. | The [[Jews|Illuminati]] [[pwn]] everything in the world and control the markets and blah blah blah. Their farts are the winds of prospects and their [[crap]] the glory of gods. | ||
==Freemasons== | ==Freemasons== | ||
[[Image:furrymason.jpg|thumb|left|An incarnate of the masons' [[furry]] god.]] | [[Image:furrymason.jpg|thumb|left|An incarnate of the masons' [[furry]] god.]] | ||
[[Image:Masons.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Masons.jpg|thumb|[[Truth]]]] | ||
[[Image:Masonic.jpg|thumb|Freemasons come from a variety of different backgrounds.]] | [[Image:Masonic.jpg|thumb|Freemasons come from a variety of different backgrounds.]] | ||
Freemasonry was invented in [[Scotland]] by a bunch of | Freemasonry was invented in [[Scotland]] by a bunch of pedophile [[Jews]] who were trying to implement another one of their famous [[Bernie Madoff|Pyramid Schemes]] (which is why the organization is associated with pyramids), and after the Queen discovered how she was scammed to hell they were expelled by [[England|the British]] people for the lulz, forcing them to emigrate to America after the [[Christfag|Puritans]] there were finished exterminating the local [[Injun]] population. The Freemasons and Puritans initially hated each other (the former considered the latter as illiterate inbred [[retard]]s, and the latter hated the former as Satan-worshipping hedonistic sex fiends) but to the advantage of the Masonic patriarch George Washington he exploited the Puritans' innate retardation to brainwash them with modern ideas and sales-market bullshit such as "Independence" "Democracy" and "Capitalism" in order to use them as slave labour in the creation of a monster to enforce their future Zionist agenda known as the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]. Today is is used as a conspiracy by a wide variety of groups, both [[conservative]] and [[liberal]] to accuse their enemies of being Masonic puppets, without knowing that they themselves are the unwitting pawns as well, it's called divide and conquer, making us fight each other while the masonic jews just sit above us watching the drama unfold for the Lulz. It was a particularly popular source of [[drama]] in the early days of [[Usenet]], but its appeal amongst drama queens is sadly fading. | ||
The Freemasons are a front for the Illuminati, although [[some argue]] the reverse | The Freemasons are a front for the [[Jews|Illuminati]], although [[some argue]] the reverse, but most [[experts]] believe that the [[shit no one cares about|real truth is somewhere in between]]. This article will mostly use the terms interchangeably, because fuck it. | ||
==Leo Taxil, Troll Extraordinaire== | ==Leo Taxil, Troll Extraordinaire== | ||
[[Image:Taxil.jpg|thumb|left]] | [[Image:Taxil.jpg|thumb|left]] | ||
[[At least 100]] years ago in [[France]], Leo Taxil tried to become a Freemason and also a Catholic Priest. Both the Masons and the Church told him to [[GTFO]] because he was a crazy fucktard. Like anyone else [[permab&]], he decided to [[troll]] the fuck out of both organizations. He took an old Jew-baiting text, and global-changed the word | |||
[[At least 100]] years ago in [[France]], Leo Taxil tried to become a Freemason and also a Catholic Priest. Both the Masons and the Church told him to [[GTFO]] because he was a crazy fucktard. Like anyone else [[permab&]], he decided to [[troll]] the fuck out of both organizations. He took an old Jew-baiting text, and global-changed the word "Jew" to "Freemason". Then he added some crap about Albert Pike, a Southern cracker General. He called Pike "World Grand Commander of the Freemasons", which was like calling somebody "President of the Internet". For good measure, he threw in some [[furry]] pictures like the one above, and uploaded it to the Church's website - I mean sent it to the Pope. The Pope hated Masons anyway, so he declared this tract to be the word of God, and Taxil drank in the [[lulz]]. When he was old and about to kick the bucket, he couldn't resist bragging about it on an ancient equivalent of [[4chan]], which was printed on a Gutenberg press or some shit like that. Since the Church, [[Alex Jones]] and others shitting themselves about the New World Order are still using his stuff, this must be the longest-lasting trollfest in history. | |||
==Job's Daughters== | ==Job's Daughters== | ||
Job's Daughters are a Masonic sect meant for [[Jailbait|girls under the age of 21]]. An [[ED]] insider was in this group [[IRL]] and has first-hand top seekrit inside info to divulge to all loyal [[EDiot]]s. | Job's Daughters are a Masonic sect meant for [[Jailbait|girls under the age of 21]]. An [[ED]] insider was in this group [[IRL]] and has first-hand top seekrit inside info to divulge to all loyal [[EDiot]]s. | ||
Did you know | Did you know... | ||
* Job's Daughters meetings are | * Job's Daughters meetings are unbelievably fucking [[boring]]? | ||
* Inside the rule book (from 2000) it states that you will be kicked out if pregnant, unless of course you are related to the father | * Inside the rule book (from 2000), it states that you will be kicked out if pregnant, unless of course you are [[Incest|related to the father]]? | ||
* Standing in the street in one of the white robes they force you to wear makes bystanders shit their pants, especially if you are with the entire group? | * Standing in the street in one of the [[KKK|white robes they force you to wear]] makes bystanders shit their pants, especially if you are with the entire group? | ||
* All the members are extremely creepy female versions of Ned Flanders? | * All the members are extremely creepy female versions of Ned Flanders? | ||
* All the members were obsessed with "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and it's fucking lol to see a [[fundie|devoutly religious]] teenager singing "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania"? | * All the members were obsessed with "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and it's fucking lol to see a [[fundie|devoutly religious]] teenager singing "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania"? | ||
* No [[16 year old girls]] give a shit about the Freemasons and therefore Job's Daughters has almost no members? | * No [[16-year-old girls]] give a shit about the Freemasons and therefore Job's Daughters has almost no members? | ||
==DeMolay== | ==DeMolay== | ||
Because adult Freemasons have so much fun circle-jerking over their | [[File:Jew lizard dominates world.jpg|thumb|right|100px|The Templar enemy exposed]] | ||
Because adult Freemasons have so much fun circle-jerking over their scripted "[[Mantrain|rituals]]", The Masonic Order of DeMolay was created for [[Twinks|young men]] up to age 21. Common practices include: | |||
* Pretending to teach leadership when in reality everything is pre-scripted inside and out. | * Pretending to teach leadership when in reality everything is pre-scripted inside and out. | ||
* Brown nosing every [[Douchebag|respectable leader]] in a higher position than you are. | * Brown nosing every [[Douchebag|respectable leader]] in a higher position than you are. | ||
* [[ | * Having tons of fun [[In the ass|at every meeting point]]! | ||
* Referring to every male adult with the title "Dad"— "Nice to see you, Dad Smith", "We should steal all of Dad Jones's cocaine", and so on. (Good God, who made this shit up?! Pierre?) | * Referring to every male adult with the title "[[Daddy|Dad]]"— "Nice to see you, Dad Smith", "We should steal all of Dad Jones's [[cocaine]]", and so on. (Good God, who made this shit up?! Pierre?) | ||
* Similarly, referring to every female adult with the title "Mom" ("Is Mom Smith working the corner again with Mom Jackson?"), because it's written in the script, and if you criticize that at all, then you are obviously a bad person and need to [[GTFO]]. | * Similarly, referring to every female adult with the title "[[Cougar|Mom]]" ("Is Mom Smith working the corner again with Mom Jackson?"), because it's written in the script, and if you criticize that at all, then you are obviously a bad person and need to [[GTFO]]. | ||
== The Secret World Government == | == The Secret World Government == | ||
[[Image:Pope-fishhead-hat.jpg|thumb|The guy with the fish head hat.]] | |||
[[File:Itsaconspiracyhd5.jpg|thumb|Typical conspiracy geek.]] | |||
[[Image:~mindfuck3.jpg|thumb|One of Many (take into note the 13 is probably referring to the 13th tribe of Israel retards)]] | [[Image:~mindfuck3.jpg|thumb|One of Many (take into note the 13 is probably referring to the 13th tribe of Israel retards)]] | ||
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* The power base of the organization is in [[England]], where all evil has originally came from, Including [[Americunts]]. | * The power base of the organization is in [[England]], where all evil has originally came from, Including [[Americunts]]. | ||
* The religious base is obviously in [[Italy]], where there is a guy with a fish head hat, telling you how to live your life. | * The religious base is obviously in [[Italy]], where there is a guy with a fish head hat, telling you how to live your life. | ||
* The military, aka NATO, is kept all over the world, and is paid for by the | * The military, aka NATO, is kept all over the world, and is paid for by the Americunts. | ||
== How we are pwned == | == How we are pwned == | ||
[[Image:Lolgoat.jpg|thumb | |||
[[Image:Lolgoat.jpg|thumb|Subliminal masonic propaganda on Failbook]] | |||
Since right after we are born, we are taught to always obey orders and to work hard for our living. We are forced to go into schools and listen to years of brainwashing from teachers who are paid by the governments. After that we go to college where they brainwash us some more to become a part of the money system. We then graduate (become gradually indoctrinated) and become the pwned sheep that we are. Of course, these institutions are all made of industrial-strength [[fail]], since [[logic|this article wouldn't be here for you to read (and wouldn't make sense to you anyway)]] if any of that [[crap]] actually worked. | Since right after we are born, we are taught to always obey orders and to work hard for our living. We are forced to go into schools and listen to years of brainwashing from teachers who are paid by the governments. After that we go to college where they brainwash us some more to become a part of the money system. We then graduate (become gradually indoctrinated) and become the pwned sheep that we are. Of course, these institutions are all made of industrial-strength [[fail]], since [[logic|this article wouldn't be here for you to read (and wouldn't make sense to you anyway)]] if any of that [[crap]] actually worked. | ||
They keep us under their control with fear: | They keep us under their control with fear: fear of [[hell]], fear of [[Africa|hunger]], fear of [[global warming|nature]], fear of [[gun]]s, fear of [[police]], and fear of what [[emos|other people will think of us]]. | ||
We are constantly bombarded by [[subliminal messages]] from everywhere, urging us to consume more, [[fat|eat]] more, [[Alcohol|drink]] more and [[Masturbate|fuck]] more. ( | We are constantly bombarded by [[subliminal messages]] from everywhere, urging us to consume more, [[fat|eat]] more, [[Alcohol|drink]] more, and [[Masturbate|fuck]] more. (The last one isn't that bad.) | ||
The [[ | The [[cell phone]]s has been invented so that the government will know exactly where we are, all the time. The cities are flooded with surveillance equipment, and they spray chemicals with specially [[AIDS|engineered diseases]] to keep our number down. | ||
There are | There are over 9000 ways out, but here are two: | ||
* Drop out of the system completely, and go live somewhere in the middle of nowhere. | * Drop out of the system completely, and go live somewhere in the middle of nowhere. | ||
* Become [[an Hero]]. | * Become [[an Hero]]. | ||
== Masonic Conspiracy True Believers == | == Masonic Conspiracy True Believers == | ||
* [[David Icke]] | * [[David Icke]] | ||
* [[Ron Paul]] | * [[Ron Paul]] | ||
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==The Scottish rites== | ==The Scottish rites== | ||
{{cg|The Scottish Rites|NWO_01|center|<gallery | {{cg|The Scottish Rites|NWO_01|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Freemasonritual.jpg|A Freemason initiation. | Image:Freemasonritual.jpg|A Freemason initiation. | ||
Image:Masonactionhero.jpg|The Freemason Action Hero with a [[ghey]] hat and [[sodomy]] tool set. | Image:Masonactionhero.jpg|The Freemason Action Hero with a [[ghey]] hat and [[sodomy]] tool set. | ||
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Image:John_Patrick_Mason.JPG|Sir John Patrick Mason - ex convict | Image:John_Patrick_Mason.JPG|Sir John Patrick Mason - ex convict | ||
Image:Loldman_orig.jpg|Avarage Masonic Lodge member | Image:Loldman_orig.jpg|Avarage Masonic Lodge member | ||
File:Illumaniticard-jews.png | |||
File:Illuminati-crescentmoon.png | |||
File:Illuminati.jpg | |||
File:Illuminati.png | |||
File:Illuminati_LSD.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==How to cure Illuminati to a Mason?== | ==How to cure [[Jews|Illuminati]] to a Mason?== | ||
With this: | With this: | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
[[File:Retard attacks illuminati.jpg|right|220px]] | |||
* [[Jews]] | |||
* [[Fiction]] | * [[Fiction]] | ||
* [[Poop.mov]] | * [[Poop.mov]] | ||
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* [[Furluminati]] | * [[Furluminati]] | ||
* [[Gawker Media]] | * [[Gawker Media]] | ||
* [[Patriarchy]] - the [[feminism|feminist]] version of the Illuminati. | |||
* [[Klaus Schwab]] - an IRL overlord of this type of stuff | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
[[File:Merchant hands.jpg|thumb|Masonic handshake]] | |||
* [http://killiuminati.isgreat.org killuminati.isgreat.org - find freedom in truth.] | * [http://killiuminati.isgreat.org killuminati.isgreat.org - find freedom in truth.] | ||
* [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.illuminati alt.illuminati] | * [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.illuminati alt.illuminati] | ||
* [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_022.html Straight Dope Pyramid Symbol Explanation] | * [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_022.html Straight Dope Pyramid Symbol Explanation] | ||
* [http:// | * [http://archive.fo/ERgFn Killuminati] | ||
* [http://www.illuminatiarchives.org/secret-society/is-jay-z-a-freemason/ Is Jay-Z a Freemason?] | * [http://www.illuminatiarchives.org/secret-society/is-jay-z-a-freemason/ Is Jay-Z a Freemason?] | ||
* [http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/ Conspiracy Archive] | * [http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/ Conspiracy Archive] | ||
* [http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/] | * [http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/] | ||
{{truth}} | {{truth}} | ||
[[Category:Cliques]] | [[Category:Cliques]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:33, 15 October 2022
It is a lamentable fact that most people will have heard about the Illuminati conspiracy from Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, because the truth is so much richer than can be fully understood when you're busy trying to adjust the framerate. The Masonic/Illuminati symbol of pyramid with an eye on top (aka "The All-Seeing Eye") is a shown boldly on the back of the U.S. $1 bill. The origin of the All-Seeing Eye is the Egyptian Eye of Horus, which itself is hidden a Decepticon-style ruse for Lucifer's Eye. Illuminati believe that Lucifer is the God of Light and that "God" himself is evil, and so they worship Lucifer as the plucky underdog fighting for the good of man. The Illuminati trick their subordinates into taking witchcraft oaths on their Bibles or other religious texts. They are also forced to swear foul oaths on their bodies and forefathers. As a famously secret cult, Illuminati have a hand in all religions (except for Islam, because as we all know, Muslims are currently too busy trying to pwn each other); and they are controlling all mankind, subjugating the old world to their dictatorship, in the conviction that only under their unchallenged power can humanity come to live in a giant glorious utopia.
The Illuminati are well renowned for child molestation, bondage sex, promoting their profound love for niggas, and wearing ghey hats. They worship furrys and perform fellatio rituals on them to gain special powers. Hence they are known also as the "Furluminati". Their lodges are usually located near hospitals and churches, so that they can easily perform blood rituals without having to take a cab all the way across town. Their more common modus operandi is the pretext.
That just goes to show how they've pwned the world. It's nifty too that the phrase at the bottom of the $1 bill's pyramid symbol translates to "A New Order of the Ages", in 1337 Latin.
The Illuminati pwn everything in the world and control the markets and blah blah blah. Their farts are the winds of prospects and their crap the glory of gods.
Freemasons
Freemasonry was invented in Scotland by a bunch of pedophile Jews who were trying to implement another one of their famous Pyramid Schemes (which is why the organization is associated with pyramids), and after the Queen discovered how she was scammed to hell they were expelled by the British people for the lulz, forcing them to emigrate to America after the Puritans there were finished exterminating the local Injun population. The Freemasons and Puritans initially hated each other (the former considered the latter as illiterate inbred retards, and the latter hated the former as Satan-worshipping hedonistic sex fiends) but to the advantage of the Masonic patriarch George Washington he exploited the Puritans' innate retardation to brainwash them with modern ideas and sales-market bullshit such as "Independence" "Democracy" and "Capitalism" in order to use them as slave labour in the creation of a monster to enforce their future Zionist agenda known as the Jewnited States of Americunts. Today is is used as a conspiracy by a wide variety of groups, both conservative and liberal to accuse their enemies of being Masonic puppets, without knowing that they themselves are the unwitting pawns as well, it's called divide and conquer, making us fight each other while the masonic jews just sit above us watching the drama unfold for the Lulz. It was a particularly popular source of drama in the early days of Usenet, but its appeal amongst drama queens is sadly fading.
The Freemasons are a front for the Illuminati, although some argue the reverse, but most experts believe that the real truth is somewhere in between. This article will mostly use the terms interchangeably, because fuck it.
Leo Taxil, Troll Extraordinaire
At least 100 years ago in France, Leo Taxil tried to become a Freemason and also a Catholic Priest. Both the Masons and the Church told him to GTFO because he was a crazy fucktard. Like anyone else permab&, he decided to troll the fuck out of both organizations. He took an old Jew-baiting text, and global-changed the word "Jew" to "Freemason". Then he added some crap about Albert Pike, a Southern cracker General. He called Pike "World Grand Commander of the Freemasons", which was like calling somebody "President of the Internet". For good measure, he threw in some furry pictures like the one above, and uploaded it to the Church's website - I mean sent it to the Pope. The Pope hated Masons anyway, so he declared this tract to be the word of God, and Taxil drank in the lulz. When he was old and about to kick the bucket, he couldn't resist bragging about it on an ancient equivalent of 4chan, which was printed on a Gutenberg press or some shit like that. Since the Church, Alex Jones and others shitting themselves about the New World Order are still using his stuff, this must be the longest-lasting trollfest in history.
Job's Daughters
Job's Daughters are a Masonic sect meant for girls under the age of 21. An ED insider was in this group IRL and has first-hand top seekrit inside info to divulge to all loyal EDiots.
Did you know...
- Job's Daughters meetings are unbelievably fucking boring?
- Inside the rule book (from 2000), it states that you will be kicked out if pregnant, unless of course you are related to the father?
- Standing in the street in one of the white robes they force you to wear makes bystanders shit their pants, especially if you are with the entire group?
- All the members are extremely creepy female versions of Ned Flanders?
- All the members were obsessed with "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and it's fucking lol to see a devoutly religious teenager singing "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania"?
- No 16-year-old girls give a shit about the Freemasons and therefore Job's Daughters has almost no members?
DeMolay
Because adult Freemasons have so much fun circle-jerking over their scripted "rituals", The Masonic Order of DeMolay was created for young men up to age 21. Common practices include:
- Pretending to teach leadership when in reality everything is pre-scripted inside and out.
- Brown nosing every respectable leader in a higher position than you are.
- Having tons of fun at every meeting point!
- Referring to every male adult with the title "Dad"— "Nice to see you, Dad Smith", "We should steal all of Dad Jones's cocaine", and so on. (Good God, who made this shit up?! Pierre?)
- Similarly, referring to every female adult with the title "Mom" ("Is Mom Smith working the corner again with Mom Jackson?"), because it's written in the script, and if you criticize that at all, then you are obviously a bad person and need to GTFO.
The Secret World Government
The world today is ruled by a secret government that guides the world in the right direction:
- The money is kept in Switzerland, and that is why that country has been neutral for so many years.
- The power base of the organization is in England, where all evil has originally came from, Including Americunts.
- The religious base is obviously in Italy, where there is a guy with a fish head hat, telling you how to live your life.
- The military, aka NATO, is kept all over the world, and is paid for by the Americunts.
How we are pwned
Since right after we are born, we are taught to always obey orders and to work hard for our living. We are forced to go into schools and listen to years of brainwashing from teachers who are paid by the governments. After that we go to college where they brainwash us some more to become a part of the money system. We then graduate (become gradually indoctrinated) and become the pwned sheep that we are. Of course, these institutions are all made of industrial-strength fail, since this article wouldn't be here for you to read (and wouldn't make sense to you anyway) if any of that crap actually worked.
They keep us under their control with fear: fear of hell, fear of hunger, fear of nature, fear of guns, fear of police, and fear of what other people will think of us.
We are constantly bombarded by subliminal messages from everywhere, urging us to consume more, eat more, drink more, and fuck more. (The last one isn't that bad.)
The cell phones has been invented so that the government will know exactly where we are, all the time. The cities are flooded with surveillance equipment, and they spray chemicals with specially engineered diseases to keep our number down.
There are over 9000 ways out, but here are two:
- Drop out of the system completely, and go live somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
- Become an Hero.
Masonic Conspiracy True Believers
- David Icke
- Ron Paul
- Purelily
- Feltcho
- Gorilla199
- Astraldancer
- Alex Jones
- Basement dwellers
- niggers
- Justin Bieber
The Scottish rites
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A Freemason initiation. -
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A typical mason's wife. -
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Kody and Mason in a scene from the rom-com Randy Blue. -
Perry Mason, lawyer -
Mason Storm, actress and model. Probably not a mason. -
Mason from Dead Like Me. -
Masons' not so secret meeting place. -
Sir John Patrick Mason - ex convict -
Avarage Masonic Lodge member -
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How to cure Illuminati to a Mason?
With this:
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"The all-seeing eye of God" is nothing more than a drawing to generate a drama-generating technique, LOL
See also
- Jews
- Fiction
- Poop.mov
- Conspiracy Theory
- Mafia
- Truthism
- 2012
- Furluminati
- Gawker Media
- Patriarchy - the feminist version of the Illuminati.
- Klaus Schwab - an IRL overlord of this type of stuff
External Links
- killuminati.isgreat.org - find freedom in truth.
- alt.illuminati
- Straight Dope Pyramid Symbol Explanation
- Killuminati
- Is Jay-Z a Freemason?
- Conspiracy Archive
- [1]
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