Aristotle

Aristotle
Born	384 BC
Died	322 BC (aged 61–62)
Era	Ancient Greek philosophy

Aristotle was a Greek philosopher, scientist in every subject, master plagiarist, and a cult leader (Aristotelianism) of works adopted as the building blocks for modern science and literally everything else. In the past Aristotle was a student of Plato, who in turn was a student of Socrates, all of which overrated well renowned for their philosophical and scientific theories.

Quotes

You have probably heard his quotes around, especially from teachers - as it simulates the image of intelligence, in order to satisfy their egos.

	“	The weak are always anxious for justice and equality. The strong pay no heed to either.	„

	“	We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit.	„

	“	I draw no distinction between the young and mature, as both give exceptional blow jobs.	„

Works & Theories

Aristotle wrote as many as 200 treatises on a fuck-ton of subjects (even on music, aesthetics, and sex). Too bad only a third of it remains.

Here is his most prominent work:

• The first solid logic of the earth being round.
• Classification of many living things (vertebrate, invertebrates, and others), which founded Zoology.
• The logic how women are inferior and "deformed males", as well as "more deceptive, more impulsive ... more jealous, more querulous" than men.
• The fifth element (fire, air, water, earth, aether).
• The first systemised way of winning an argument (formal/informal fallacy), basically how anyone can bullshit and manipulate someone to win an argument (ad hominem, straw man… etc).
  • As well as many forms of logic in reasoning, of which are uninteresting to write down.
• The basic necessities to a good life, and understanding it (ethics).

See Also

• Philosophy
• Science
• Deep thinker
• Socrates
• Hegel
• Nietzsche
• Grease
• WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
• Cult
• Philosopher Attack

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