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'''Cracky-chan''' is the name given by [[4chan]] to pictures of an English [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|schoolgirl]] named '''[[lies|Olivia Fields]]''' posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account '''ScareCrowMaiden''', the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both [[Pain series|cute and sweet]] by [[Anonymous]].
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as the '''sharty''' or just '''the party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|(((((((((Kolyma Network))))))))]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.


As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have:  he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.
Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a [[gay|dedicated]] cadre of [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] and [[pedophiles]] entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of [[Trolltalk]] (often known as [[20721]]), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.
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<center>'''[[Cracky-chan|(( THE QUEEN OF /b/ FOREVER AND EVER ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - Soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, better known as the sharty or just the party and a plethora of other names such as bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on, is a rapidly growing English-speaking *chan centered around soyjaks, with the belief that posting and making soyjaks (known as 'jakking among the users) is a worthwhile endeavor to be pursued, documented and discussed. Most of the userbase is underage, hence the nickname soyteens or 'teens. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by Soot as a joke, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as (((((((((Kolyma Network)))))))), but ownership was later given to DOLL, after Kuz developed AIDS and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".

(( FORGET LEMON PARTY, WE SOYJAK PARTY-ING NOW ))
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