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[[File:PlzCheatOnMe.jpg|thumb|The entire story in a nutshell.]] | [[File:PlzCheatOnMe.jpg|thumb|The entire story in a nutshell.]] | ||
'''Netoraserare''' ( | '''Netoraserare''' (moonspeak: '''[[Moonspeak|ネトラセラレ]]'''; pronounced: ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Cuck Z]]'') is a [[netorare]]-themed [[hentai]] [[manga]] by Shikishiro Konomi that was, for a time, one of [[4chan|/h/'s]] favourite subjects to bitch about. Despite being serialized in the monthly hentai anthology ''Namaiki!'', half the chapters don't even have any sex and the series is generally marketed as being a gripping "[[drama]]" – Because we all know that oh-so-many middle-aged housewives were requesting that their shitty, poorly written daytime soap operas be turned into a 27 chapter [[abortion]] of a hentai manga. | ||
Netoraserare tells the heart-warmingly romantic story of [[Put shoe on head|Shu]] and Haruka, a married couple who have recently been having [[Erectile dysfunction|trouble in bed]]. In order to solve this problem, Shu asks Haruka to [[Cheating|sleep with another man]] – Then everything quickly goes [[FUBAR]]. | |||
Netoraserare was adapted into a hentai [[anime]] but [[FAIL|was discontinued after only 2 episodes]] due to the adaptation being made by incompetent [[retards]] who had likely never animated anything before. The full series was later adapted into a 3 episode [[Japanese|J]][[Porn|A]][[Video|V]], which was much more successful than the aforementioned Power Point presentation masquerading as an anime. | |||
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== Netoraserare: Abridged Version == | == Netoraserare: Abridged Version == | ||
[[File:WhySoNetoraserare.jpg|thumb|200px|Why so cuckface?]] | |||
Shu and Haruka have been married for several years and Haruka is becoming [[desperate]] to have a child. Unfortunately, Shu and Haruka have been unable to [[Pregnancy|conceive]] and Shu's performance in bed has been sub-par. Shu goes to the doctor, who tells him that he is fertile and says that he can find no cause for Shu's problem. Shu and Haruka continue their fruitless attempts to conceive, but Shu's performance continues to decline. One night after dinner, Haruka finally confronts Shu and is about to walk out as Shu [[orz|gets on his knees]] and reveals his secret – He has a [[cuckolding]] fetish and wants Haruka to sleep with another man. | Shu and Haruka have been married for several years and Haruka is becoming [[desperate]] to have a child. Unfortunately, Shu and Haruka have been unable to [[Pregnancy|conceive]] and Shu's performance in bed has been sub-par. Shu goes to the doctor, who tells him that he is fertile and says that he can find no cause for Shu's problem. Shu and Haruka continue their fruitless attempts to conceive, but Shu's performance continues to decline. One night after dinner, Haruka finally confronts Shu and is about to walk out as Shu [[orz|gets on his knees]] and reveals his secret – He has a [[cuckolding]] fetish and wants Haruka to sleep with another man. | ||
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Haruka eventually decides to go along with Shu's fetish and begins to sleep with other men, this soon leads Haruka down a path of becoming more and more fed up with Shu's fetish and becoming more and more impure each time she cheats. Eventually Shu and Haruka bump into Takakura-senpai, Haruka's ex-boyfriend, and Haruka decides that she "wants him" to be the next guy that she'll fuck. Cue several chapters of Shu [[angst]]ing and then [[Tom Cruise|hiding in the closet]] while Haruka gets fucked by Takakura, after which Shu comes out of the closet with his cock in his hand and explains that Haruka's cheating was his own idea. Takakura then gets pissed that Shu made Haruka into a moral-less slut and declares that from that point on he'll be the only man that Haruka will cheat with. | Haruka eventually decides to go along with Shu's fetish and begins to sleep with other men, this soon leads Haruka down a path of becoming more and more fed up with Shu's fetish and becoming more and more impure each time she cheats. Eventually Shu and Haruka bump into Takakura-senpai, Haruka's ex-boyfriend, and Haruka decides that she "wants him" to be the next guy that she'll fuck. Cue several chapters of Shu [[angst]]ing and then [[Tom Cruise|hiding in the closet]] while Haruka gets fucked by Takakura, after which Shu comes out of the closet with his cock in his hand and explains that Haruka's cheating was his own idea. Takakura then gets pissed that Shu made Haruka into a moral-less slut and declares that from that point on he'll be the only man that Haruka will cheat with. | ||
Haruka is now constantly being fucked by senpai and | Haruka is now constantly being fucked by senpai and Shu becomes more and more visibly affected by it. At the same time, Haruka begins to become more and more sadistic, seemingly enjoying the pain she's giving to Shu. Eventually Shu's coworker, Kawai, sees Haruka and senpai fucking in a car in the parking lot and chooses to tell him about his wife's cheating. Kawai then [[n00dz|gets naked]] and attempts to convince Shu to choose her over Haruka. Shu, of course, asks about her opinion on cuckolding and ultimately writes Kawai off when she says she would never cheat. | ||
Shu then ends up returning home only to find Haruka and senpai with divorce papers on the table. Shu attempts to apologize to Haruka and she then responds by asking senpai to fuck her right in front of Shu. Senpai then [[literally]] fucks Haruka till she's unconscious and tells Shu to sign the divorce papers. Shu begins signing the papers and then his [[rage]] results in him taking the pen and embedding it several inches into his own leg. Haruka is then woken up by Shu's resulting screams and goes to him. Shu says he doesn't want a divorce and Haruka asks him if that means an end to the cuckolding, to which he says no. After this, Haruka attempts to "borrow" the pen from Shu's leg so she can sign the divorce papers herself. Shu then responds with a long monologue about how he still loves Haruka and how he wanted to [[murder]] senpai. | Shu then ends up returning home only to find Haruka and senpai with divorce papers on the table. Shu attempts to apologize to Haruka and she then responds by asking senpai to fuck her right in front of Shu. Senpai then [[literally]] fucks Haruka till she's unconscious and tells Shu to sign the divorce papers. Shu begins signing the papers and then his [[rage]] results in him taking the pen and embedding it several inches into his own leg. Haruka is then woken up by Shu's resulting screams and goes to him. Shu says he doesn't want a divorce and Haruka asks him if that means an end to the cuckolding, to which he says no. After this, Haruka attempts to "borrow" the pen from Shu's leg so she can sign the divorce papers herself. Shu then responds with a long monologue about how he still loves Haruka and how he wanted to [[murder]] senpai. | ||
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Senpai then makes one last attempt to win over Haruka, and she then explains to him that she was [[Owned|just using him as a tool to get back at Shu]]. Senpai then calls Shu and Haruka a "Fucked up couple." and [[ragequit|storms out of their house]]. Haruka then asks Shu whether he'd be willing the raise another man's child, to which he says yes. | Senpai then makes one last attempt to win over Haruka, and she then explains to him that she was [[Owned|just using him as a tool to get back at Shu]]. Senpai then calls Shu and Haruka a "Fucked up couple." and [[ragequit|storms out of their house]]. Haruka then asks Shu whether he'd be willing the raise another man's child, to which he says yes. | ||
== The Ending == | |||
[[File:TrueFaceOfRAGE.jpg|thumb|200px|The face of someone who's read this shit.]] | |||
Shu makes Haruka fuck his dad. Haruka's dad finds Shu's dad fucking his daughter. Haruka's dad beats the everloving shit out of Shu and drags Haruka away. | |||
[[File:3YearsSpongebob.jpg|300px]] | |||
Shu tracks down Haruka. Haruka femdoms Shu's cuck ass. The two realize that they're both fucked up and decide to stay together. Shu continues getting cucked. The end. | |||
=== Some Highlights (and Lowlights) === | === Some Highlights (and Lowlights) === | ||
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* Haruka [[Almost Rape|basically rapes]] a [[hikikomori]] at [[WTF|the insistence of a plush toy]]. | * Haruka [[Almost Rape|basically rapes]] a [[hikikomori]] at [[WTF|the insistence of a plush toy]]. | ||
* Shu and Haruka go to the onsen, then senpai shows up and fucks Haruka while Shu [[desperate]]ly tries to get in on the action. | * Shu and Haruka go to the onsen, then senpai shows up and fucks Haruka while Shu [[desperate]]ly tries to get in on the action. | ||
{{clear}} | |||
== /h/'s faggotry begins == | == /h/'s faggotry begins == | ||
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== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
[[File:SenpaiPanties.jpg|thumb|Shu is at the mercy of Haruka's plush toys while Takakura-senpai tries on some panties. Wait, [[what]]?]] | [[File:SenpaiPanties.jpg|thumb|250px|Shu is at the mercy of Haruka's plush toys while Takakura-senpai tries on some panties. Wait, [[what]]?]] | ||
'''Shujiro "Shu" Izumi''' | '''Shujiro "Shu" Izumi''' | ||
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'''Haruka's Dad''' | '''Haruka's Dad''' | ||
:Beats the everloving shit out of Shu and his dad. | :Beats the everloving shit out of Shu and his dad. ಠ益ಠ | ||
'''The Plushies''' | '''The Plushies''' | ||
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Image:CuckFace.jpg|Shu is constantly making faces like this. | Image:CuckFace.jpg|Shu is constantly making faces like this. | ||
Image:NetoraserareDickStare.jpg|A [[typical]] scene. | Image:NetoraserareDickStare.jpg|A [[typical]] scene. | ||
Image:NetoraserareKawai.jpg|Kawai, the ugly bitch that most fanboys | Image:NetoraserareKawai.jpg|Kawai, the ugly bitch that most fanboys wanted Shu to end up with. | ||
Image:KawaiIsAWhore.jpg|Kawai hit [[puberty]] somewhere between chapters 1 and 19. | Image:KawaiIsAWhore.jpg|Kawai hit [[puberty]] somewhere between chapters 1 and 19. | ||
Image:HarukaTalksToTheSheep.jpg|Haruka [[Crazy|talks to a plush sheep]]. Definitely not insane. | Image:HarukaTalksToTheSheep.jpg|Haruka [[Crazy|talks to a plush sheep]]. Definitely not insane. | ||
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{{morphquote|CuckCuckCuck|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold; | {{morphquote|CuckCuckCuck|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|2 nukes weren't enough.|A typical reaction to this shit | |||
|Why is this stupid shit still not over?|Anonymous, 20 chapters in | |Why is this stupid shit still not over?|Anonymous, 20 chapters in | ||
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* Say that [[JEWS DID WTC|Shu did WTC]]. | * Say that [[JEWS DID WTC|Shu did WTC]]. | ||
* Spam the thread with "But you all freaking idiots know this month we won't get a chapter, right ??" | * Spam the thread with "But you all freaking idiots know this month we won't get a chapter, right ??" | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Netorare]] | * [[Netorare]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Cuckoldry]] | ||
* [[Cuckservative]] | * [[Cuckservative]] | ||
* [[Ashley Madison]] | * [[Ashley Madison]] | ||
* [[Moot]] | * [[Moot]] | ||
== External Links == | |||
* [http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=0&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=netoraserare+english&f_apply=Apply+Filter Translated Chapters] - You know you want to! | |||
* [https://fgts.jp/h/thread/4045638/ NETORASERARE - 20 - BTFO] - 4chan /h/ thread archived on fgts.jp | |||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIN7r4mmwo A review of the first anime episode] - Shows off the horrible animation quality. | |||
{{anime}} | {{anime}} | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article November 4 and 5, [[2015]]|[[ValisHD]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[AlisonPrime]]}} | {{timeline|Featured article November 4 and 5, [[2015]]|[[ValisHD]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[AlisonPrime]]}} |
Latest revision as of 05:56, 29 May 2023
Netoraserare (moonspeak: ネトラセラレ; pronounced: Dragon Cuck Z) is a netorare-themed hentai manga by Shikishiro Konomi that was, for a time, one of /h/'s favourite subjects to bitch about. Despite being serialized in the monthly hentai anthology Namaiki!, half the chapters don't even have any sex and the series is generally marketed as being a gripping "drama" – Because we all know that oh-so-many middle-aged housewives were requesting that their shitty, poorly written daytime soap operas be turned into a 27 chapter abortion of a hentai manga.
Netoraserare tells the heart-warmingly romantic story of Shu and Haruka, a married couple who have recently been having trouble in bed. In order to solve this problem, Shu asks Haruka to sleep with another man – Then everything quickly goes FUBAR.
Netoraserare was adapted into a hentai anime but was discontinued after only 2 episodes due to the adaptation being made by incompetent retards who had likely never animated anything before. The full series was later adapted into a 3 episode JAV, which was much more successful than the aforementioned Power Point presentation masquerading as an anime.
Netoraserare: Abridged Version
Shu and Haruka have been married for several years and Haruka is becoming desperate to have a child. Unfortunately, Shu and Haruka have been unable to conceive and Shu's performance in bed has been sub-par. Shu goes to the doctor, who tells him that he is fertile and says that he can find no cause for Shu's problem. Shu and Haruka continue their fruitless attempts to conceive, but Shu's performance continues to decline. One night after dinner, Haruka finally confronts Shu and is about to walk out as Shu gets on his knees and reveals his secret – He has a cuckolding fetish and wants Haruka to sleep with another man.
Haruka eventually decides to go along with Shu's fetish and begins to sleep with other men, this soon leads Haruka down a path of becoming more and more fed up with Shu's fetish and becoming more and more impure each time she cheats. Eventually Shu and Haruka bump into Takakura-senpai, Haruka's ex-boyfriend, and Haruka decides that she "wants him" to be the next guy that she'll fuck. Cue several chapters of Shu angsting and then hiding in the closet while Haruka gets fucked by Takakura, after which Shu comes out of the closet with his cock in his hand and explains that Haruka's cheating was his own idea. Takakura then gets pissed that Shu made Haruka into a moral-less slut and declares that from that point on he'll be the only man that Haruka will cheat with.
Haruka is now constantly being fucked by senpai and Shu becomes more and more visibly affected by it. At the same time, Haruka begins to become more and more sadistic, seemingly enjoying the pain she's giving to Shu. Eventually Shu's coworker, Kawai, sees Haruka and senpai fucking in a car in the parking lot and chooses to tell him about his wife's cheating. Kawai then gets naked and attempts to convince Shu to choose her over Haruka. Shu, of course, asks about her opinion on cuckolding and ultimately writes Kawai off when she says she would never cheat.
Shu then ends up returning home only to find Haruka and senpai with divorce papers on the table. Shu attempts to apologize to Haruka and she then responds by asking senpai to fuck her right in front of Shu. Senpai then literally fucks Haruka till she's unconscious and tells Shu to sign the divorce papers. Shu begins signing the papers and then his rage results in him taking the pen and embedding it several inches into his own leg. Haruka is then woken up by Shu's resulting screams and goes to him. Shu says he doesn't want a divorce and Haruka asks him if that means an end to the cuckolding, to which he says no. After this, Haruka attempts to "borrow" the pen from Shu's leg so she can sign the divorce papers herself. Shu then responds with a long monologue about how he still loves Haruka and how he wanted to murder senpai.
Senpai then makes one last attempt to win over Haruka, and she then explains to him that she was just using him as a tool to get back at Shu. Senpai then calls Shu and Haruka a "Fucked up couple." and storms out of their house. Haruka then asks Shu whether he'd be willing the raise another man's child, to which he says yes.
The Ending
Shu makes Haruka fuck his dad. Haruka's dad finds Shu's dad fucking his daughter. Haruka's dad beats the everloving shit out of Shu and drags Haruka away.
Shu tracks down Haruka. Haruka femdoms Shu's cuck ass. The two realize that they're both fucked up and decide to stay together. Shu continues getting cucked. The end.
Some Highlights (and Lowlights)
Some particularly funny and/or cringeworthy moments that weren't important enough for the synopsis, but are still worth noting.
- Shu immediately begins eating out Haruka right after another man finished fucking her (on multiple occasions).
- Haruka basically rapes a hikikomori at the insistence of a plush toy.
- Shu and Haruka go to the onsen, then senpai shows up and fucks Haruka while Shu desperately tries to get in on the action.
/h/'s faggotry begins
After senpai was introduced into the story, the Netoraserare threads on /h/ began to turn into an absolute clusterfuck. They would generally end up hitting the bump limit within days and were receiving hundreds upon hundreds of replies – Most of which were Senpaifag vs. Shufag arguments and other assorted shitposts.
Mikocon's Faggotry
Mikocon is the English branch of a shitty Chinese scanlation group called 2DJGAME, for some unknown reason they are seemingly the only people capable of scanning and releasing the raws of Namaiki! – The magazine that Netoraserare is published in. Being the filthy Chinese Jews that they are, Mikocon also makes people pay for early access to "their releases". They've also been known to flip their shit over scanlators using their raws as a base for their translations.
Mikocon has a policy of not releasing raws until 21 days after a magazine was published in Japan, they claim that this is out of "respect" but we all know that it's about selling more VIP memberships! When chapter 20 of Netoraserare was released they even chose to ban a heroic Anon who paid for VIP access and attempted to leak the chapter onto E-Hentai. Being the pussies they are, E-Hentai then removed the raws at Mikocon's request and all of the heroic Anon's work was for naught. Fuck you, Mikocon.
Characters
Shujiro "Shu" Izumi
- The protagonist who harbours a cuckolding fetish and ultimately convinces his wife to sleep with random men. It's later revealed that his fetish is the result of wanting to see "another side" of Haruka that he saw while she was with her ex-boyfriend (i.e. he wants to see her be happy or some shit like that). Also, his face always looks like it was ripped straight out of a horror manga.
Haruka Izumi (née Tachibana)
- Shu's loving wife who agrees to cheat on him to help cure his limp dick. Over time she starts to become a huge sadist who enjoys making Shu suffer as much as possible. Haruka is without a doubt the best character in this shitty story and she will probably end up going full-yandere by the end.
Kawai
- Shu's annoyingly ditzy co-worker and arguably the character with the largest number of shippers. Many fanboys want to see Shu end up dumping Haruka for Kawai, despite the fact that Kawai has already stated that she would never cheat on Shu.
Takakura-Senpai
- Haruka's ex-boyfriend and the very embodiment of alpha masculinity. Despite the fact that he's a stuck-up arse, many fans (who are affectionately referred to as "Senpaifags") still wanted Haruka to dump Shu and end up with Takakura – But these hopes were crushed in chapter 20 when Takakura himself was effectively cuckolded by Haruka, after which he finally ended up calling Shu and Haruka a couple of sick fucks and then ragequit.
Shu's Dad
- Fucks Haruka.
Haruka's Dad
- Beats the everloving shit out of Shu and his dad. ಠ益ಠ
The Plushies
- Haruka's stuffed animals that she sometimes talks to because she's batshit insane. The sheep and the giraffe tend to be fairly decent, but the one with the eye-patch is somewhat diabolical and has been known to actively encourage Haruka's cheating. Srsly.
OMG! They made an anime of this shit!
Several months ago, Netoraserare was picked up for an anime adaptation by the company *EDGE (an acronym for Emotion Dramatic Gutter Entertainment). The anime adaptation manages to fit about 2 chapters into each episode and has the production values of a 3rd grader's glitter and glue art project – The anime is quite literally just a colorized version of the manga with a minimal amount of animation thrown in.
Galleria de Cuckface
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Shu is constantly making faces like this.
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A typical scene.
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Kawai, the ugly bitch that most fanboys wanted Shu to end up with.
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Kawai hit puberty somewhere between chapters 1 and 19.
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Haruka talks to a plush sheep. Definitely not insane.
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One of these plushies is an avatar of Lucifer, the other is a giraffe.
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Shu, a huge dick and senpai's massive penis.
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Senpai's face as he gets counter-cucked.
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LESS TALKING, MOAR FUCKING!
Quotes
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How to troll Netoraserare threads
- Post your personal opinion on the story, it's guaranteed to piss someone off.
- Be a Senpaifag.
- Say that Haruka is your favourite character.
- Say that everything is Shu's fault.
- Say that you hope Shu and Haruka stay together.
- Say that Shu did WTC.
- Spam the thread with "But you all freaking idiots know this month we won't get a chapter, right ??"
See Also
External Links
- Translated Chapters - You know you want to!
- NETORASERARE - 20 - BTFO - 4chan /h/ thread archived on fgts.jp
- A review of the first anime episode - Shows off the horrible animation quality.
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