- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Terminological percipience disorder: Difference between revisions
imported>4ourty No edit summary |
imported>RandomUser05 No edit summary |
||
| (8 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
| Line 2: | Line 2: | ||
'''Terminological percipience disorder (TPD)''' is a [[mental disorder]] characterized by emotional delusions that concern individual spoken and written [[nigger|words]]; as if they were to physically dictate purpose with nature, or in more severe cases, seem to physically result in [[offense|suffering]]. Many that experience [[pedophilia|certain]] [[children|traumatic]] [[rape|events]] in their past will seek out TPD to alleviate the stress (from their uncle's massive dong). | '''Terminological percipience disorder (TPD)''' is a [[mental disorder]] characterized by emotional delusions that concern individual spoken and written [[nigger|words]]; as if they were to physically dictate purpose with nature, or in more severe cases, seem to physically result in [[offense|suffering]]. Many that experience [[pedophilia|certain]] [[children|traumatic]] [[rape|events]] in their past will seek out TPD to alleviate the stress (from their uncle's massive dong). | ||
{{ib|[[File:Pronouns03.JPG| | {{ib|[[File:Pronouns03.JPG|240px]] | ||
''[[Personal pronouns]] are a common trait associated with TPD.''}} | ''[[Personal pronouns]] are a common trait associated with TPD.''}} | ||
{{ibhead|<big>'''Terminological percipience'''</big>}} | {{ibhead|<big>'''Terminological percipience'''</big>}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Symptoms'''|[[liar|Manipulative behaviors]] | {{ibrow|'''Symptoms'''|[[liar|Manipulative behaviors]]<br>Dyeing hair a vibrant color<br>[[insane|Delusions]]<br>[[retard|Confused thinking]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Onset'''|Ages 13 to 30}} | {{ibrow|'''Onset'''|Ages 13 to 30}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Duration'''|Chronic}} | {{ibrow|'''Duration'''|Chronic}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Causes'''|[[Social media]] | {{ibrow|'''Causes'''|[[Social media]]<br>Influencers<br>Being a [[porn]]-addict degenerate}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Management'''|[[faggot in training| | {{ibrow|'''Management'''|[[faggot in training|Skill issue training]]<br>Be [[an hero]]}} | ||
{{ibrow|'''Deaths'''|+34,000 (2022)}} | {{ibrow|'''Deaths'''|+34,000 (2022)}} | ||
{{ibend}} | {{ibend}} | ||
| Line 15: | Line 15: | ||
Recent studies have shown that [[swear word|derogatory slang word]]s refering to a type of person tends to be ''more'' offensive and emotional to individuals (faggots) that are ''not'' actually apart of the referenced type of person. That amount clearly shows the sheer scale of TPD cases across the globe has risen dramatically. Reclaimed [[psychiatrist]] ''Tuong Lu Kim'' worries "dere may be birrions". | Recent studies have shown that [[swear word|derogatory slang word]]s refering to a type of person tends to be ''more'' offensive and emotional to individuals (faggots) that are ''not'' actually apart of the referenced type of person. That amount clearly shows the sheer scale of TPD cases across the globe has risen dramatically. Reclaimed [[psychiatrist]] ''Tuong Lu Kim'' worries "dere may be birrions". | ||
==Common Characteristics== | |||
==Common | |||
[[File:TumblrThirdWorldPrivilege.jpg|300px|right]] | [[File:TumblrThirdWorldPrivilege.jpg|300px|right]] | ||
There are many signs associated with TPD; the presentation varies widely. Nonetheless, enough typical symptoms are known, such that [[psychiatrist]]s can accurately diagnose most individuals: | There are many signs associated with TPD; the presentation varies widely. Nonetheless, enough typical symptoms are known, such that [[psychiatrist]]s can accurately diagnose most individuals: | ||
| Line 28: | Line 25: | ||
* exaggerated [[retard|confused thinking]] | * exaggerated [[retard|confused thinking]] | ||
==Possible | ==Possible Causes== | ||
[[File:Brain scan comparison.jpg|thumb|250px|Here's a creepy MRI scan: on the left is a healthy brain, and the right a patient with TPD.]] | [[File:Brain scan comparison.jpg|thumb|250px|Here's a creepy MRI scan: on the left is a healthy brain, and the right a patient with TPD.]] | ||
Exactly what causes TPD remains unknown. While it is unlikely that it is a single cause, many risk factors identified in the research of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] literature may contribute to TPD development. These include genetics, prenatal and perinatal factors (meaning factors during [[pregnancy]] or very early infancy), [[brain|neuroanatomical]] abnormalities, and newly debated [[internet]] factors. It is possible to identify general factors, but much more difficult to pinpoint specific ones. Given the current lack of knowledge, prediction can only be of a global nature and therefore requires the use of general guesses. | Exactly what causes TPD remains unknown. While it is unlikely that it is a single cause, many risk factors identified in the research of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] literature may contribute to TPD development. These include genetics, prenatal and perinatal factors (meaning factors during [[pregnancy]] or very early infancy), [[brain|neuroanatomical]] abnormalities, and newly debated [[internet]] factors. It is possible to identify general factors, but much more difficult to pinpoint specific ones. Given the current lack of knowledge, prediction can only be of a global nature and therefore requires the use of general guesses. | ||
| Line 38: | Line 33: | ||
==Management== | ==Management== | ||
[[File:Tiger woods and his family his wife elin children sam alexis charlie axel and the family pets.jpg|300px|right]] | [[File:Tiger woods and his family his wife elin children sam alexis charlie axel and the family pets.jpg|300px|right]] | ||
If you or your loved ones are suffering from the extreme side effects of TPD, then please worry not: the best way to get it done is by bullet. It's painless, fast and efficient. | If you or your loved ones are suffering from the extreme side effects of TPD, then please worry not: the best way to get it done is by bullet. It's painless, fast and efficient. | ||
| Line 47: | Line 41: | ||
For those in third-world countries, a rope is fine too. See also [[Suicide]] for more tips and epic tricks. | For those in third-world countries, a rope is fine too. See also [[Suicide]] for more tips and epic tricks. | ||
<!--==History==--> | <!--==History==--> | ||
==See Also== | |||
==See | |||
*[[Mental disorders]] | *[[Mental disorders]] | ||
*[[Retard]] and [[Insane]] | *[[Retard]] and [[Insane]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:22, 14 May 2023
Terminological percipience disorder (TPD) is a mental disorder characterized by emotional delusions that concern individual spoken and written words; as if they were to physically dictate purpose with nature, or in more severe cases, seem to physically result in suffering. Many that experience certain traumatic events in their past will seek out TPD to alleviate the stress (from their uncle's massive dong).
Personal pronouns are a common trait associated with TPD. | |
|---|---|
| Terminological percipience | |
| Symptoms | Manipulative behaviors Dyeing hair a vibrant color Delusions Confused thinking |
| Onset | Ages 13 to 30 |
| Duration | Chronic |
| Causes | Social media Influencers Being a porn-addict degenerate |
| Management | Skill issue training Be an hero |
| Deaths | +34,000 (2022) |
Recent studies have shown that derogatory slang words refering to a type of person tends to be more offensive and emotional to individuals (faggots) that are not actually apart of the referenced type of person. That amount clearly shows the sheer scale of TPD cases across the globe has risen dramatically. Reclaimed psychiatrist Tuong Lu Kim worries "dere may be birrions".
Common Characteristics
There are many signs associated with TPD; the presentation varies widely. Nonetheless, enough typical symptoms are known, such that psychiatrists can accurately diagnose most individuals:
- strong personalized emotion towards a word (wrong pronouns, beaner, etc)
- impulsive or involuntary manipulating behaviors
- dyeing hair in streaks of vibrant color (purple, green, etc)
- delusions towards logic and basic facts
- exaggerated confused thinking
Possible Causes
Exactly what causes TPD remains unknown. While it is unlikely that it is a single cause, many risk factors identified in the research of Encyclopedia Dramatica literature may contribute to TPD development. These include genetics, prenatal and perinatal factors (meaning factors during pregnancy or very early infancy), neuroanatomical abnormalities, and newly debated internet factors. It is possible to identify general factors, but much more difficult to pinpoint specific ones. Given the current lack of knowledge, prediction can only be of a global nature and therefore requires the use of general guesses.
TL;DR: WE DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THOSE FAGS!
Management
If you or your loved ones are suffering from the extreme side effects of TPD, then please worry not: the best way to get it done is by bullet. It's painless, fast and efficient.
If you do not have any firearm, then we recommend practising the shooting range. If you want you can play "bullshed", were you have the challenge to shoot until a bullseye at the shooting range target, then, you can kiss goodbye and aim for your temple.
For those in third-world countries, a rope is fine too. See also Suicide for more tips and epic tricks.
See Also
- Mental disorders
- Retard and Insane
- Women
- Special Snowflake Syndrome
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Social justice
- Social media
- Internet
- E-psychiatry
|
Terminological percipience disorder is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |