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|Anon, trolling hard}}
|Anon, trolling hard}}


The great '''ImageFap troll''' began quietly enough. [[Last Thursday]], a seemingly innocuous post appeared on [[4chan]]'s [[b|/b/]] board. Because it is always [[rickroll|a good idea to follow a link posted on 4chan]], multitudes of [[newfag]]s' and idiots' mouses leapt to their browser bar and off they went into troll hell. Apparently none of them remembered the [[4chan.js]] debacle of just one month earlier. Bricks were shat by many [[Idiot|unsuspecting Anons]] - and not in a good way. Instead of the delicious [[loli]] they expected, they got this:
The great '''ImageFap troll''' began quietly enough. [[Last Thursday]], a seemingly innocuous post appeared on [[4chan]]'s [[b|/b/]] board. Because it is always [[rickroll|a good idea to follow a link posted on 4chan]], multitudes of [[newfag]]s' and idiots' mouses leapt to their browser bar and off they went into troll hell. Apparently none of them remembered the [[4chanJS|4chan.js]] debacle of just one month earlier. Bricks were shat by many [[Idiot|unsuspecting Anons]] - and not in a good way. Instead of the delicious [[loli]] they expected, they got this:


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=== [[X? In my Y?|FBI Redirection? In my /b/]]? ===
=== [[X? In my Y?|FBI Redirection? In my /b/]]? ===
In perhaps a form of [[chemotherapy]] or [[the cancer that is killing /b/]], the forced [[meme]] [[Advice Dog]] was used on [[/b/]] itself and instead of getting quality loli porn, they notified the [[Party Van]].
In perhaps a form of [[chemotherapy]] or [[the cancer that is killing /b/]], the forced [[meme]] [[Advice Dog]] was used on [[b/|/b/]] itself and instead of getting quality loli porn, they notified the [[Party Van]].


[[Image:Imagefapadvicepost.jpg]]
[[Image:Imagefapadvicepost.jpg]]
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== Quotes of said asspie's destruction ==
== Quotes of said asspie's destruction ==
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{{morphquote|imagefaptrollquotes1|background-color:white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
{{morphquote|imagefaptrollquotes1|background-color:white; width: 600px; height: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|He did it because he thought it would be funny? What else does he find funny? Cutting peoples' brake lines for shits and giggles
|He did it because he thought it would be funny? What else does he find funny? Cutting peoples' brake lines for shits and giggles
|Darth [[Wang]], I mean Wong, erm.
|Darth [[Wang]], I mean Wong, erm.
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|Wait, what! we'd be all [[V&]] nao
|Wait, what! we'd be all [[V&]] nao
|I just saw your post in the Senate about friends of eyexist getting burned in Real Life by Warsie's fallout. I believe we now have a real casus belli to make Warsie's life a living hell by reporting his attack on SDN (yes, it was a real attack IMHO) to any and all authorities who will listen at the earliest opportunity humanly possible. We must report early and often, and maybe even publish his IP and email addresses so as to get him shut down by his ISP.<br/>This shit has gone too far, and it is now incumbent on Warsie to serve as a very stern warning that if one endangers people in the manner he did, then the Consequences shall always be swift and severe.<br/>Thank you.<br/>P.S. all rights to this message I grant to the Senate. You may freely publish this PM and disclose its author in any way you see fit. Good day.
|I just saw your post in the Senate about friends of eyexist getting burned in Real Life by Warsie's fallout. I believe we now have a real casus belli to make Warsie's life a living hell by reporting his attack on SDN (yes, it was a real attack IMHO) to any and all authorities who will listen at the earliest opportunity humanly possible. We must report early and often, and maybe even publish his IP and email addresses so as to get him shut down by his ISP.<br/>This shit has gone too far, and it is now incumbent on Warsie to serve as a very stern warning that if one endangers people in the manner he did, then the Consequences shall always be swift and severe.<br/>Thank you.<br/>P.S. all rights to this message I grant to the Senate. You may freely publish this PM and disclose its author in any way you see fit. Good day.
|Literal [[Faggot]] known as Einhander Sn0wm4n, this nigger claims to be a [[/b/]]; or fucking refers to it a lot but wanted to get [[4chan]] on ths guy's ass.
|Literal [[Faggot]] known as Einhander Sn0wm4n, this nigger claims to be a [[b/|/b/]]; or fucking refers to it a lot but wanted to get [[4chan]] on ths guy's ass.
|Report that little motherfucker to his ISP and to the police and the FBI for good measure. Entrapment is a crime and he's liable for the shit he pulled in civil court if nowhere else. I hope his victims sue him so deep into the ground that he'll still be paying the damages 30 years from now.
|Report that little motherfucker to his ISP and to the police and the FBI for good measure. Entrapment is a crime and he's liable for the shit he pulled in civil court if nowhere else. I hope his victims sue him so deep into the ground that he'll still be paying the damages 30 years from now.
|[[Baw|BAWWWWWWWWW]]
|[[Baw|BAWWWWWWWWW]]
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{{morphquote|imagefaptrollquotes2|background-color:white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
{{morphquote|imagefaptrollquotes2|background-color:white; width: 600px; height: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|Across the line and into the distance. Not that I'm terribly surprised it was him doing something this dumb.
|Across the line and into the distance. Not that I'm terribly surprised it was him doing something this dumb.
|Some asswipe asspie sucking dick oh its delicios cock
|Some asswipe asspie sucking dick oh its delicios cock
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== External links ==
== External links ==
<font color="#FF0000"><b>THIS LINK IS PERFECTLY SAFE! HONEST! NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE!</b></font>
{{colortext|#FF0000|'''THIS LINK IS PERFECTLY SAFE! HONEST! NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE!'''}}
* [http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=%27lolita%27 Actually it's probably cool to click on this link, what could go wrong?]
* [http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=%27lolita%27 Actually it's probably cool to click on this link, what could go wrong?]
* [http://bit.ly/cYXE2q sample link to use; [[Pedophile|make others yourself in similar ways]]]
* [http://bit.ly/cYXE2q sample link to use; [[Pedophile|make others yourself in similar ways]]]
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* [http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=123119 Guy tricks people to searching CP on FBI]
* [http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=123119 Guy tricks people to searching CP on FBI]
* [http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=123132 same thing, more stuff; samefag]
* [http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=123132 same thing, more stuff; samefag]


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