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{{ | '''Chelsea Elizabeth Manning'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Bradley Edward Manning''') is a [[Fugly|pretty pretty]] [[Tranny|princess]] who recently obtained her svelte figure on the popular "7 years in prison diet." Chelsea Manthing's claim to fame involves leaking [[over 9,000]] classified documents to [[WikiLeaks]] and something about Cablegate. As punishment, he was sterilized and transitioned into a grotesque abomination against his will; a fate for all who oppose the Zog (see the [[The Matrix|Wachowski Brothers]]). Last Thursday, Chelsea added even more butts to the pile of butthurt he wreaked over his transition when he appeared in public with numerous figures who claim to not be alt-right but all of Twitter is sure that they are totally neo-Nazis and they [[Richard Spencer|deserve a good punching]]. So Manning is either a heroic whistleblower or a Russian plant designed to spoil the election of some senator in Delaware, depending on which Twitter-conspiracy-theory you believe. | ||
==Pissing off the Right== | |||
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[[File:Chelsea Manning on 18 May 2017.jpg|thumb|Yowza! I need to go search for some lotion!]] | [[File:Chelsea Manning on 18 May 2017.jpg|thumb|Yowza! I need to go search for some lotion!]] | ||
Republicans and other free thinkers were initially skeptical that sticking on a bad wig in a car and smearing on some lipstick is enough to turn a guy into a girl. I mean, you can't just slap a USAF logo on a DeathGlider, and yet she has managed to become the darling of many tranny-chasing [[idiots]] with her poor attempt at trolling America. | |||
The right was also pissed that [[Barack Obama]] would [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/17/us/politics/obama-commutes-bulk-of-chelsea-mannings-sentence.html commute] her sentence and speculated that he pardoned her because she knows too much about [[Pizzagate]] and is therefore ineligible for the Clinton Body Count program of [[Seth Rich|inconvenient persons]] disposal. | |||
== | ==Pissing off the Left== | ||
In January 2018, Chelsea attended a pro-Trump [https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/chelsea-manning-goes-to-a-pro-trump-gala?utm_term=.ryAe9BGzyM#.jgvM6DklEL party] and forced her self like a cunt, into the sea of Trump supporters, something that other feminists(dip shits) wouldn't do. Which only proves that it takes a man to be a real woman. Within seconds the snowflakes of the Twitter Left exploded with allegations of newfound Neo-Nazism, further exposing the true colors of the social justice crowd, many of whom consider her a traitor now. Not for leaking information, but for thinking for herself. | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Adrian Lamo]] | * [[Adrian Lamo]] | ||
* [[Phobos]], the prettiest princess of them all | * [[Phobos]], the prettiest princess of them all | ||
* [[Edward Snowden|SNOWDEN, Edward]] | |||
* [[The Tale of the traveling Afghan War Diaries]] | * [[The Tale of the traveling Afghan War Diaries]] | ||
* [[WikiLeaks]] | * [[WikiLeaks]] | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article January 25 & 26, [[2018]]|[[Porsche Girl]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Grumpy Cat]]}} | |||
[[Category:People|Manning, Chelsea]] | [[Category:People|Manning, Chelsea]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:00, 26 January 2018
Chelsea Elizabeth Manning⚧ (Deadname: Bradley Edward Manning) is a pretty pretty princess who recently obtained her svelte figure on the popular "7 years in prison diet." Chelsea Manthing's claim to fame involves leaking over 9,000 classified documents to WikiLeaks and something about Cablegate. As punishment, he was sterilized and transitioned into a grotesque abomination against his will; a fate for all who oppose the Zog (see the Wachowski Brothers). Last Thursday, Chelsea added even more butts to the pile of butthurt he wreaked over his transition when he appeared in public with numerous figures who claim to not be alt-right but all of Twitter is sure that they are totally neo-Nazis and they deserve a good punching. So Manning is either a heroic whistleblower or a Russian plant designed to spoil the election of some senator in Delaware, depending on which Twitter-conspiracy-theory you believe.
Pissing off the Right
Republicans and other free thinkers were initially skeptical that sticking on a bad wig in a car and smearing on some lipstick is enough to turn a guy into a girl. I mean, you can't just slap a USAF logo on a DeathGlider, and yet she has managed to become the darling of many tranny-chasing idiots with her poor attempt at trolling America. The right was also pissed that Barack Obama would commute her sentence and speculated that he pardoned her because she knows too much about Pizzagate and is therefore ineligible for the Clinton Body Count program of inconvenient persons disposal.
Pissing off the Left
In January 2018, Chelsea attended a pro-Trump party and forced her self like a cunt, into the sea of Trump supporters, something that other feminists(dip shits) wouldn't do. Which only proves that it takes a man to be a real woman. Within seconds the snowflakes of the Twitter Left exploded with allegations of newfound Neo-Nazism, further exposing the true colors of the social justice crowd, many of whom consider her a traitor now. Not for leaking information, but for thinking for herself.
See also
- Adrian Lamo
- Phobos, the prettiest princess of them all
- SNOWDEN, Edward
- The Tale of the traveling Afghan War Diaries
- WikiLeaks
| Featured article January 25 & 26, 2018 | ||
| Preceded by Porsche Girl |
Chelsea Manning | Succeeded by Grumpy Cat |