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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 18, 2023: Difference between revisions
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Kurt was formerly employed by ''[[The New York Times]]'', ''Newsweek'', ''[[MSNBC]]'', ''Vanity Fair'' and a [[child porn]] site called ''Justin's Friends'' – although it appears that he has now been [[fired]] from every single fucking one of them for being an even bigger piece of dog shit than [[Brian Zaiger]]. You can help Kurt out by sending him all of the horrible [[job]] offers you have that even [[DACA|the border-hopping Mexican illegals]] weren't willing to accept. | Kurt was formerly employed by ''[[The New York Times]]'', ''Newsweek'', ''[[MSNBC]]'', ''Vanity Fair'' and a [[child porn]] site called ''Justin's Friends'' – although it appears that he has now been [[fired]] from every single fucking one of them for being an even bigger piece of dog shit than [[Brian Zaiger]]. You can help Kurt out by sending him all of the horrible [[job]] offers you have that even [[DACA|the border-hopping Mexican illegals]] weren't willing to accept. | ||
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Latest revision as of 11:12, 18 July 2023
Kurt Alexander Eichenwald✡ is a hate-filled 63-year-old paedophile, doxer, cyber bully, tentacle hentai connoisseur and distinguished lolcow who can usually be found posing as a "journalist" in an attempt to groom teenage boys into sending him n00dz and/or having hot unprotected pederast buttsecks. Aside from being a contemptible person, Eichenwald is also a hideously unattractive, balding, Jew-faced goblin who usually sets his profile photos to the middle-aged male equivalent of the Fat Girl Angle Shot and attempts to hide his blatant Jewiness by claiming to be "Episcopalian" when he isn't busy BAWWWWWing over how his relatives somehow ended up in Rosanne Barr's Easy-Bake Oven.
Eichenwald's antics have included paying a child pornographer several thousand dollars for who-knows-what, reviewing his own shitty books on Amazon, getting a man arrested for sending him a seizure-inducing .gif that he was dumb enough to actually click on, getting caught looking at hentai and then claiming that he and his kids just wanted to show his wife that tentacle porn exists, doxing an Oregon lawmaker and mocking a survivor of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting because they didn't support gun control, and threatening to sue anyone who even makes mention of his aforementioned paedophilic attraction to young boys and excellent taste in Japanese cartoon pornography.
Kurt was formerly employed by The New York Times, Newsweek, MSNBC, Vanity Fair and a child porn site called Justin's Friends – although it appears that he has now been fired from every single fucking one of them for being an even bigger piece of dog shit than Brian Zaiger. You can help Kurt out by sending him all of the horrible job offers you have that even the border-hopping Mexican illegals weren't willing to accept.
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