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If you need a good convincing example of what you don’t ever want to become, read this article. Surely, you would [[ | If you need a good convincing example of what you don’t ever want to become, read this article. Surely, you would [[Nigger|hate yourself]] if you were anything like '''Chad Syphrett'''. | ||
Behold the epic | Behold the epic lolcow that is {{Twitter|ChadSyphrett|ChadSyphrett}}; a man so ridiculous and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|full of himself]] that he couldn't be anything but a [[Troll|troll]]. He lashes out at the first sign of resistance. Like a good lolcow, he never quits against the Internet, occasionally [[Internet_tough_guy|issuing death threats]] and telling people that he'll join the military just so he can learn to donate to people. Let us take you on a journey around the tubes following the exploits of the man they call The Living Meme. | ||
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==Who | ==Who is The Living Meme?== | ||
[[File:Chadearlylife1.png|thumb|right|A young | [[File:Chadearlylife1.png|thumb|right|A young Chad on the far left, His dad on the far right.]] | ||
[[File:Chadearlylife2.png|thumb|right|The oldest known photo of Chad.]] | [[File:Chadearlylife2.png|thumb|right|The oldest known photo of Chad.]] | ||
{{quote|By next week, I'll be a well-known musician, graphic-designer, comic-artist, and marketer at major websites.}} | {{quote|By next week, I'll be a well-known musician, graphic-designer, comic-artist, and marketer at major websites.}} | ||
ChadSyphrett is a 17 year [[old]] unemployed schizophrenic who has great ambitions for [[E-famous|e-fame]], a job at [[Google]], [[Srsly|opening up an internet-based amusement park]] and a [[emo]] sidekick to satisfy public demands. Chad is pretty much the end result of the odd collision of loneliness, [[unwarranted self-importance]] and overall stupidity. Hopefully, this nigger has a sad penchant for spreading (even more) [[Forced meme|MEMES]] to every site he has touched. Among those websites are Twitter, 1up and, of course, Enom. | |||
Not much is known about | Not much is known about Chad’s life [[IRL|in the RL]]. However it appears as though Chad is rather active in his church community, thus making him a religious nut. Moreover, he has noted that the [[FBI|feds]] have taken him away from his family, explaining his distrust for the government. Additionally, many of the statements he has made are what made him glow luminously in a dark room of other misfits. Among those statements, he claimed to hack the Gibson and, with the help of the Government, Chad redesigned (in other words, controls) all of the internet and took down the EVIL sites [[4chan]] and our beloved [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | ||
His understanding of the internet is also something of vast hilarity. Whenever | His understanding of the internet is also something of vast hilarity. Whenever Chad looks into a mirror, he would see himself as a '''living meme'''. That’s right; Chad has an [[Know Your Meme|awful site on memes]] despite his abuse of them. Not only that, he also believes that all Web 2.0 sites should help him pay for an [[lol|internet-themed amusement park]], something that only [[dying alone|lonely losers]] would desire. | ||
Because | Because Chad is a man of his word, [[lie|all his plans will come to fruition by next summer!]] | ||
His usual plan for Success: | His usual plan for Success: | ||
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# Berate and block people who say the plan will not work | # Berate and block people who say the plan will not work | ||
# Make long winded entries about being stalked and harassed | # Make long winded entries about being stalked and harassed | ||
# Call said people [[ | # Call said people [[twilight|twifag]] Nazis who worship the devil and porn, then go to 4chan | ||
# Make tons of reports to mods in hopes they'll start blocking the people bothering you | # Make tons of reports to mods in hopes they'll start blocking the people bothering you | ||
# Make one giant thread about how to finally eliminate the troll problem; only to have trolls, regular users, and mods tell you to shut the fuck up | # Make one giant thread about how to finally eliminate the troll problem; only to have trolls, regular users, and mods tell you to shut the fuck up | ||
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==Chad the Conspiracy | ==Chad the Conspiracy Theorist== | ||
[[Image:Chadfromusa-gaia-profile.png|thumb|"I don't trust governments, and I will never work for them!"]] | <!-- [[Image:Chadfromusa-gaia-profile.png|thumb|"I don't trust governments, and I will never work for them!"]] | ||
[[Image:Chadyahooanswers.png|thumb|Chad is a little... ''misinformed''...]] | [[Image:Chadyahooanswers.png|thumb|Chad is a little... ''misinformed''...]] --> | ||
As mentioned above, [http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread346822/pg2 Chad has a major distrust for the government] after they separated him from | As mentioned above, [http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread346822/pg2 Chad has a major distrust for the government] after they separated him from her family. After growing it over the years, he has developed multiple conspiracy theories that make even [[Fag|other kooks]] think that he's too gullible. Hopefully they chose to spread their [[AIDS|monkey diseases]] to [[Above Top Secret]], a hangout for other kooks with no lives. | ||
{{tinyquote|1=The U.S. federal government is ruled by a wicked group of people, who would love to orchestrate another massacre. They don't even need a "good excuse" to destroy that "polygamist compound". Polygamy is accepted in many parts of the world, and no one on earth is going to stop people from wanting to have many spouses. | {{tinyquote|1=The U.S. federal government is ruled by a wicked group of people, who would love to orchestrate another massacre. They don't even need a "good excuse" to destroy that "polygamist compound". [[Polygamy]] is accepted in many parts of the world, and no one on earth is going to stop people from wanting to have many spouses. | ||
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The wicked government's "child protection services" are ridiculous. They're well-known for trading children for money to polygamists in Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and other countries. Don't trust the governments of this world, and don't invite them to come on your land.|2=ChadOnLife|3=http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread346822/pg2|color=silver|size=360%}} | [[batshit|The wicked government's "child protection services" are ridiculous. They're well-known for trading children for money to polygamists in Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and other countries. Don't trust the governments of this world, and don't invite them to come on your land.]]|2=ChadOnLife|3=http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread346822/pg2|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
[[File:H1n1-is-manmade.jpg|thumb|It makes TOO MUCH sense!]] | <!-- [[File:H1n1-is-manmade.jpg|thumb|It makes TOO MUCH sense!]]--> | ||
The inevitable happened: Chad was banned because [[pathetic|not even they wanted him there]]. As a logical response to this great crime, he accused the mods of being CIA plants, because Chad is a [[fail|genius]] on top of being [[sarcasm|cool]]. It was also revealed that Chad was removed from his home by the CPS. Not only that, but his dad had to resort to legally changing their name from 'Sypher' to 'Syphrett'. The reason for such an action is currently unknown, but it naturally signifies that the Syphrett family is not on good terms with the [[Government|Guv’ment]]. | The inevitable happened: Chad was banned because [[pathetic|not even they wanted him there]]. As a logical response to this great crime, he accused the mods of being CIA plants, because Chad is a [[fail|genius]] on top of being [[sarcasm|cool]]. It was also revealed that Chad was removed from his home by the CPS. Not only that, but his dad had to resort to legally changing their name from 'Sypher' to 'Syphrett'. The reason for such an action is currently unknown, but it naturally signifies that the Syphrett family is not on good terms with the [[Government|Guv’ment]]. | ||
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== | ==Chad Syphrett meets DeviantArt== | ||
[[Image:DeviantArt Logo Blue BG by ChadSyphrett.png|thumb|The infamous image]] | [[Image:DeviantArt Logo Blue BG by ChadSyphrett.png|thumb|The infamous image]] | ||
[[File:Atheist_fail_OC.jpg|thumb|And the completely legit OC.]] | <!-- [[File:Atheist_fail_OC.jpg|thumb|And the completely legit OC.]] --> | ||
[[File:Chadsyphrett-message.PNG|thumb|100px]] | [[File:Chadsyphrett-message.PNG|thumb|100px]] | ||
In comes the major shitstorm: Chad joins the awful site known as [[deviantART]] on July 12th [[2009]]. Chad had two clear routes for e-fame in mind: first, | In comes the major shitstorm: Chad joins the awful site known as [[deviantART]] on July 12th [[2009]]. Chad had two clear routes for e-fame in mind: first, this same faggot desires to be the ambassador of DeviantART and every important Web 2.0 site. The second route was to maintain and establish a [[mantrain|community project]]. He tried and failed; the story of his life. Despite failing, Chad still parades his status as an employee or, in other cases, his future employee status. | ||
Afterwards, he created eleven official-looking-pseudo-clubs centering on various "projects". All of them had one goal, and that goal was to get Chad famous, proving that DevaintART is indeed the prime example of his self-centered ideals. In order to get this epic win, he badgered other people for content and spammed others to advertise said clubs to gather support. Although he then abandoned these clubs because he is, after all, a [[lazy]] fuck. But even then he didn't lose his ambition for e-fame. | Afterwards, he created eleven official-looking-pseudo-clubs centering on various "projects". All of them had one goal, and that goal was to get Chad famous, proving that DevaintART is indeed the prime example of his self-centered ideals. In order to get this epic win, he badgered other people for content and spammed others to advertise said clubs to gather support. Although he then abandoned these clubs because he is, after all, a [[lazy]] fuck. But even then he didn't lose his ambition for e-fame. | ||
[[ | [[File:Chadearlylife1.png|thumb|right|A young Chad on the far left, His dad on the far right.]] No fucking joke. | ||
Everything Chad comes up with is [http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/1346316/ completely original], including [http://chadsyphrett.deviantart.com/art/DeviantArt-Logo-Blue-BG-146215007 the revolutionary deviantART logo] that he made all by himself! He uses the same fucking picture, eats it, digests it, and then re-releases it through his bloody diarrhea as a brand new '[[abortion|deviation]]'. As he is more of a tracer than an artist, he | Everything Chad comes up with is [http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/1346316/ completely original], including [http://chadsyphrett.deviantart.com/art/DeviantArt-Logo-Blue-BG-146215007 the revolutionary deviantART logo] that he made all by himself! He uses the same fucking picture, eats it, digests it, and then re-releases it through his bloody diarrhea as a brand new '[[abortion|deviation]]'. As he is more of a tracer than an artist, he rapes google images on a hourly basis. And although his amazing claim of 100% OC seemed impossible to disprove, someone found a logo that [http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/10/23/new-atheist-symbol/ looks too similar] [[o rly|to "his" idea]]. In an act of reasonable innocence, he promptly [[baleeted|hid]] the comment. | ||
[http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/10/23/new-atheist-symbol/ Original atheist symbol]. Among his famous creations are Captain Bizarre, a look deviously stolen by [[Michael Jackson]]'s chimp Bubbles plus a Jew hat, and [[Batman|Fapman]]; which were clearly pirated by DC Comics. | [http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/10/23/new-atheist-symbol/ Original atheist symbol]. Among his famous creations are Captain Bizarre, a look deviously stolen by [[Michael Jackson]]'s chimp Bubbles plus a Jew hat, and [[Batman|Fapman]]; which were clearly pirated by DC Comics. | ||
On top of everything else, Chad has a poor understanding of rules. The following is a list of known examples of | On top of everything else, Chad has a poor understanding of rules. The following is a list of known examples of Chad's misunderstandings, we shit you not. | ||
*[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/1387969/ Mod-Privileges For Victims Of Constant Harassment] | *[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/1387969/ Mod-Privileges For Victims Of Constant Harassment] | ||
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*[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/1395641/ Ban Stalkers and Harassers] | *[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/1395641/ Ban Stalkers and Harassers] | ||
**With no excuses. | **With no excuses. | ||
*[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/ | *[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/14026711/ Permaban Obvious Stalkers & Harassers] | ||
*[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/ | *[http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/14194781/ Please terminate deviantART-Hate-Groups, such as #dAramatica] | ||
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6732307/1286588401 Ban evasion is okay!] | *[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6732307/1286588401 Ban evasion is okay!] | ||
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/10317382/ | *[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/10317382/1287620474 Plz appeal] | ||
*[http://comments.deviantart.com/5/28747451/1287831381 They're following the rules...Chad...wtf?] | *[http://comments.deviantart.com/5/28747451/1287831381 They're following the rules...Chad...wtf?] | ||
Reasoning with | Reasoning with Niggers is like talking to a stupid debate team, because they [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/137412254/1226189454 will] [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/137412254/1226215000 think] [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/13741254/16626071 you're spamming him.] Even when you [[Leet|speak coherently.]] | ||
After countless acts of [[ | After countless acts of [[faggot]]tery and spam, he was finally banned from the Internet. #Twitter, the website he despises the most, collectively lol'd, thus forcing Chad to have his e-[[period]] and act like a bitch. From then on, he was set to [[internet tough guy]] mode and threatened anyone who stood in his way. He even declared that the staff could not, and should not, ban him for he is The Living Meme from a website. It should be noted all of them hates to be called The Living Meme or a Darkie [[Nigger]]. | ||
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===Chad the Perv=== | ===Chad the Perv=== | ||
[[image:Chaddy8b.jpg|thumb|He wants you.]] | <!--[[image:Chaddy8b.jpg|thumb|He wants you.]]--> | ||
[[image:Wtf-chad.jpg|thumb|Chad conversing with a [[Slut|dumb girl]].]] | <!--[[image:Wtf-chad.jpg|thumb|Chad conversing with a [[Slut|dumb girl]].]]--> | ||
[[image:2i20hau.jpg|thumb|Nothing wrong here!]] | <!--[[image:2i20hau.jpg|thumb|Nothing wrong here!]]--> | ||
Chad | Chad acts like a total [[Butthurt|Whiner]] entity through his separation from his family, his addiction to everything on the internet, and that which he has posted on various websites. Needless to say, this fucker is a [[faggot]] hungering for a hot vehicle. Unfortunately, women would rather touch an electric fence than his greasy [[black]] skin. As a result, Chad looks for [[loli|lulz]] on the internet since it is, notably, the best place in existence to [[fleshlight|find one]]. Like in everything from this lifetime, Chad struggles to relate with others. At first he said he was twenty-six, his true age, just to gloat about his empty achievements and superiority. Then, after being confronted by a [[noob|new guy]], he [[rages|attacks him]]. | ||
Perverts from deviantART are among his favorite to mislead especially those with whom he has debated with to determine their intelligence. As he is in fact very lonely and desperate, even if he'd never seen a picture of a woman, he will still ask said noob if she wants to be an assistant. Successful results have been pending for the last 100 years. This is odd, considering this [[pretty cool guy|smooth talker]] used his most famous gems like asking to touch her 'heart' and wanting to “[[Fuck|[conceive] puppies]]” with her. Moreover, he would put this creepy bullshit to underage women; remember, this man is [[faggot|seventeen years old]]. Perhaps the reason for his affinity for loli is that they are just too stupid to see through his crazy bullshit. Nonetheless, [[bawww|none of them]] ever engaged in a [[Cockblock|serious celebrity encounter with him]]. | |||
When he receives feedback from his victim, he will not only blurt his interest in [[ | {{quote|I want to touch your… you know. [...] You’re really the only friend I want to f***.|[[:File:Chadsyphrett-pedo.PNG|Chad talking to Autumn-singer]].}} | ||
Often denied access to [[chikinz|delicious fried chicken]], this nigger will cling to a certain KFC buckets by favoring their works and constantly commenting. When he receives feedback from his victim, he will not only blurt his interest in [[rape|romantic partnership]], but also [[LOL WUT|telling haters that he is abused by racists daily]]. When given the same answer of “no”, he would ask why, claiming that he has done nothing wrong. Upon the KFC banning him and his family from entering their restaurants, Chad will fucking panic and respond to this action by creating (or just using another pre-made) sockpuppet to confront his emotional [[butthurt|embarrassment]] and sorrow. | |||
But if that's not enough for you, check out these journals: | But if that's not enough for you, check out these journals: | ||
*By {{deviantart| | *By {{deviantart|Jark}} | ||
**[http:// | **[http://jark.deviantart.com/journal/272321819/ Ugh] | ||
**[http:// | **[http://jark.deviantart.com/journal/272725987/ Warning: Here there be trolls] | ||
*By {{deviantart| | *By {{deviantart|girplz}} | ||
**[http:// | **[http://girplz.deviantart.com/journal/2932354/ Chad.] | ||
**[http:// | **[http://girplz.deviantart.com/journal/294632328/ Smile~] | ||
**[http:// | **[http://girplz.deviantart.com/journal/29528364/ Y'know that one moment when you go...] | ||
*[http://rulelesswonder.deviantart.com/journal/ | *[http://rulelesswonder.deviantart.com/journal/28350216/ This is the right way to deal with Chad Syphrett] | ||
==The Enemies== | ==The Enemies== | ||
[[File:Chadsyphrettsupportssickfucks.png|center]] | [[File:Chadsyphrettsupportssickfucks.png|center]] | ||
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[[Image:Chadthreatenstokilldisagreers.png|100px|thumb|Chad is in the army! The army of ONE.]] | [[Image:Chadthreatenstokilldisagreers.png|100px|thumb|Chad is in the army! The army of ONE.]] | ||
Chad will call anybody who disagrees with him a harasser. As you can see, [[Bullshit|Chad is very reasonable]] in claiming this, because only retards and trolls would disagree with his opinion of truth. Let’s take a look at how Chad rightfully judges others: | |||
*If you disagree with | *If you disagree with Chad Syphrett, you are a stalker and/or harasser. Chad meets a lot of [[irony|stalkers]] & harassers on DA. | ||
*If you don't send your content for DeviantART Magazine fast enough, [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/10721399/1221484469 you're on his shit list]. | *If you don't send your content for DeviantART Magazine fast enough, [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/10721399/1221484469 you're on his shit list]. | ||
*If you don't reply to his messages fast enough, you're going to get [[:File:Songswriters-comments1.png|trolled]] by one of [[:File:Chadsyphrett-losing-his-shit.png|his alternate accounts]]. | *If you don't reply to his messages fast enough, you're going to get <!--[[:File:Songswriters-comments1.png|trolled]]--> trolled by one of <!--[[:File:Chadsyphrett-losing-his-shit.png|his alternate accounts]]-->his alternate accounts. | ||
In regards to the image above, this would mean that | In regards to the image above, this would mean that Chad supports [[attention whores]], [[twilight|twifag]]s, cannibals and harassers, as long as they do not congregate at 4chan or ED; murderers, rapists, thieves, art defacers, scammers, animal abusers, animal rapists, hypocrites, art theives, slanderers, IRL harrassers, plagiarists, porn addicts, [[terrorist]]s, [[lolwut|facetiously polite people]], fetishists, pushy fetishists, cybersex roleplayers, internet sluts, skiddies, drama whores, and [[you]]. A fine list he has made, indeed! After all, furries do not appear once, proving there's [[lie|some hope for him after all]]. | ||
After a while of being cruelly harassed and stalked by perverted bigots, he got a [[Stalking|love poem]] made by a visitor that launched a thousand ships. He cried about it and the rest of the haters in his infamous journal, the one with the tl;dr hit list. Blocking trolls is one thing, but he did something more retarded, and that's rubbing his recent blockage to the blockees' faces, [[Irony|effectively spamming and harassing the blockee instead]]. But hey, +1 pageview! | After a while of being cruelly harassed and stalked by perverted bigots, he got a [[Stalking|love poem]] made by a visitor that launched a thousand ships. He cried about it and the rest of the haters in his infamous journal, the one with the tl;dr hit list. Blocking trolls is one thing, but he did something more retarded, and that's rubbing his recent blockage to the blockees' faces, [[Irony|effectively spamming and harassing the blockee instead]]. But hey, +1 pageview! | ||
Once | Once Chad realized that ED was in hot pursuit, he registered under the name "DeviantArt" to incite drama and throw ED off his trail. When that failed, he registered under his own name to [[USI|gloat]]. In fact, why not read the [[ChadSyphrett/ChadOnEDF|quick rundown of the 1500 reply thread?]] Other than causing a few basement dwellers to break a sweat from typing, it accomplished nothing productive. | ||
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===4chan=== | ===4chan=== | ||
[[Image:Chad4chan.JPG|thumb|150px|SIEG HEIL [[Pedobear|FUHRERBEAR]]. Oh ,the cruel and sweet irony.]] | [[Image:Chad4chan.JPG|thumb|150px|SIEG HEIL [[Pedobear|FUHRERBEAR]]. Oh ,the cruel and sweet irony.]] | ||
One day, | One day, Chad submitted a deviation with his opinion on 4chan. They were less than flattering of these upstanding anons and failed to consider the fact that memes and 4chan go together like [[Africa]] and AIDs. IRL, many channers are be [[Crybaby|immature]], [[fat]] and [[newfag|abuse memes]], but Chad is someone who respects these great creations and wants to [[No|make an internet-themed amusement park]] in their honour. On top of that, as he considers himself to be a living meme. As such, it's natural to assume Chad would be a 4channer himself, but fuck you, because he's too good for those ungrateful shits. | ||
{{tinyquote|My ART is for you to share with others. | {{tinyquote|My ART is for you to share with others. | ||
[[ | [[Twilight|4CHAN MODS BANNED ME FOR ADVERTISING MY WEBCOMIC!]] | ||
[[ | [[Rage|I HATE THOSE PEDOS!]]|[http://www.flickr.com/photos/webcomic/3745573044/ Chad on Flickr]}} | ||
The attention whore that he is lets us assume he was a namefag (probably going by the [[retarded|clever]] name 'AnonymousJoker'). The origins of his second super creative name 'SmartTroll' isn't fully understood, but it's a safe bet that he came up with it when 4chan accused him of trolling with his shitty comics' spam. | The attention whore that he is lets us assume he was a namefag (probably going by the [[retarded|clever]] name 'AnonymousJoker'). The origins of his second super creative name 'SmartTroll' isn't fully understood, but it's a safe bet that he came up with it when 4chan accused him of trolling with his shitty comics' spam. | ||
Why would a morally righteous person, such as | Why would a morally righteous person, such as Chad, ever even want to be a part of 4chan? This art [http://chadsyphrett.deviantart.com/art/Anonymous-Joker-Huge-Eyes-Yay-132858282 deviation] of his might have the answer. | ||
{{tinyquote|He has his eyes on the news. He watches for high-profile | {{tinyquote|He has his eyes on the news. He watches for high-profile pedos, and he tracks them down...and kills them (if he can catch them before Fapman & the Kitter). | ||
You may see the Kitter, later. He's part-ceiling cat & part-me (and Joker) |2=Chad the newfag|3=[http://chadsyphrett.deviantart.com/art/Anonymous-Joker-Huge-Eyes-Yay-132858282 Anonymous Joker Huge Eyes Yay]|color=silver|size=360%}} | You may see the Kitter, later. He's part-ceiling cat & part-me (and Joker) |2=Chad the newfag|3=[http://chadsyphrett.deviantart.com/art/Anonymous-Joker-Huge-Eyes-Yay-132858282 Anonymous Joker Huge Eyes Yay]|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
===The True Computer Expert=== | ===The True Computer Expert=== | ||
[[Image:ChadSyphrett-masterspy.jpg|thumb|left|Oh that | [[Image:ChadSyphrett-masterspy.jpg|thumb|left|Oh that Chad! What a guy!]] | ||
[[Obvious|As all computer experts know]], Windows was made with multiple CIA back doors to find his CP. But because | [[Obvious|As all computer experts know]], Windows was made with multiple CIA back doors to find his CP. But because Chad Syphrett is a very important person with OMG government connections, he needed a more secure operating system. The clear choice was Windows XP x64. Unfortunately, he couldn't figure out what hardware he had, [[google|what drivers are]] or [[retarded|how to install the OS on his system]]. When Dell Support wouldn't help him install this obviously superior OS, he turned to the most logical alternative: [http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1152449 Unbutu support forums]. He got no help there or at [http://www.donationcoder.com/Forums/bb/index.php?topic=18231.0 Donation Coder], so he stumbled into DriverPacks.net forums and [http://forum.driverpacks.net/viewtopic.php?id=3740 demanded help without reading the FAQ or stickies]. This resulted in his first known [[lulz|epic smackdown]]. | ||
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*[http://conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?p=2685255 Here we go again!] A sign that [[ConceptArt|ConceptArt.org]] is turning into DeviantArt? | *[http://conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?p=2685255 Here we go again!] A sign that [[ConceptArt|ConceptArt.org]] is turning into DeviantArt? | ||
*[http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=185658 And again!] | *[http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=185658 And again!] Chad begs the users of Conceptart to help him get unbanned from DA. | ||
*[http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=185665 The Admin grows tired of | *[http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=185665 The Admin grows tired of Chad's shit and lays down the ban hammer and locks the thread.] But then that admin got a special pm by a certain someone... | ||
{{tinyquote|1=By the end of this year, I'm going to have several articles written about how awful you are & how members of this website treated someone, who simply asked to work with others on several projects. | {{tinyquote|1=By the end of this year, I'm going to have several articles written about how awful you are & how members of this website treated someone, who simply asked to work with others on several projects. | ||
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===Other Examples=== | ===Other Examples=== | ||
[[Image:CHIXchad.png|thumb|[[Lol]].]] | <!--[[Image:CHIXchad.png|thumb|[[Lol]].]]--> | ||
[[File:Trimjob.PNG|thumb|100px|Chad spreading AIDs.]] | <!--[[File:Trimjob.PNG|thumb|100px|Chad spreading AIDs.]]--> | ||
*'''Cracked''' | *'''Cracked''' | ||
**[http://cdn-www.cracked.com/forums/topic/52473/would-any-you-participate-in-26quot3Blast-comic-cracking26quot3B-if-it-was-real-game Last Comic Cracking] | **[http://cdn-www.cracked.com/forums/topic/52473/would-any-you-participate-in-26quot3Blast-comic-cracking26quot3B-if-it-was-real-game Last Comic Cracking] | ||
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Do not be like him.|2=codespyder|3=http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=52407|color=silver|size=360%}} | Do not be like him.|2=codespyder|3=http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=52407|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
After this, | After this, Chad left in a rage and held a permanent grudge against Cracked.com. [http://confessionsofadangerousblogger.blogspot.com/ butthurt blog 1] [http://thesmarttroll.blogspot.com/ butthurt blog 2] [http://worstwebsitesever.blogspot.com/ Butthurt Blog 3] [http://socialwebloggers.blogspot.com/ BUTTHURT BLOG 4] MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. | ||
*[http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/68345/anonymous-cowards-such-as-26quot3Bcodespyder26quot3B MAY 2010, HE RETURNS FOR REVENGE.] | *[http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/68345/anonymous-cowards-such-as-26quot3Bcodespyder26quot3B MAY 2010, HE RETURNS FOR REVENGE.] | ||
*'''Abestweb''' is a site for online paid advertising affiliate programs. | *'''Abestweb''' is a site for online paid advertising affiliate programs. Chad decided this was a GREAT place to advertise his flickr and failcomics. | ||
**[http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread.php?t=122093 He couldn't make it past his INTRO thread without pissing off admins and using a sock puppet.] | **[http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread.php?t=122093 He couldn't make it past his INTRO thread without pissing off admins and using a sock puppet.] | ||
**[http://worstwebsitesever.blogspot.com/2010/02/abestweb.html And here is where he cries about it] and misses the point of everything completely. | **[http://worstwebsitesever.blogspot.com/2010/02/abestweb.html And here is where he cries about it] and misses the point of everything completely. | ||
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**[http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/3826-urgent-chad-syphrett-needs-your-help FAIL 2] Whined about his DeviantArt ban, tried to use KYM as a personal army. ALL 3 ACCOUNTS BANNED! | **[http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/3826-urgent-chad-syphrett-needs-your-help FAIL 2] Whined about his DeviantArt ban, tried to use KYM as a personal army. ALL 3 ACCOUNTS BANNED! | ||
**[http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/3875-the-living-meme-chad-syphrett#forum_post_34492 FAIL 3] Came back. RE-BANNED! | **[http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/3875-the-living-meme-chad-syphrett#forum_post_34492 FAIL 3] Came back. RE-BANNED! | ||
*[[ChadSyphrett/Gaia|Chad has so much faggotry at Gaia, it needed its own page.]] It contains lots of | *[[ChadSyphrett/Gaia|Chad has so much faggotry at Gaia, it needed its own page.]] It contains lots of drama. | ||
**[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/site-feedback/would-the-owner-of-gaiaonline-please-support-me/t.59176799_1/#4 Would the owner of Gaiaonline Please Support Me?] His most recent failure | **[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/site-feedback/would-the-owner-of-gaiaonline-please-support-me/t.59176799_1/#4 Would the owner of Gaiaonline Please Support Me?] His most recent failure | ||
**[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/questions-assistance/is-gaiaonline-still-hiring/t.59971153/ I want a job at Gaia!!!] For fuck sakes in the last link someone left a link of who he should get in contact with, more evidence that | **[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/questions-assistance/is-gaiaonline-still-hiring/t.59971153/ I want a job at Gaia!!!] For fuck sakes in the last link someone left a link of who he should get in contact with, more evidence that Chad is fucking retarded and won't listen to anything unless it comes out of his own mouth. | ||
**[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/site-feedback/please-add-twitter-icon-link-to-gaiaonline-pages/t.60332213/ Trying to get hired again, Apr. 12th] | **[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/site-feedback/please-add-twitter-icon-link-to-gaiaonline-pages/t.60332213/ Trying to get hired again, Apr. 12th] | ||
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DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY YOU? ANSWER CAREFULLY. I KNOW HOW TO FIND PEOPLE.|[[:File:Chadsyphrett-message.PNG|ChadSyphrett]] | DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY YOU? ANSWER CAREFULLY. I KNOW HOW TO FIND PEOPLE.|[[:File:Chadsyphrett-message.PNG|ChadSyphrett]] | ||
|DISCLAIMER: Starting today, | |DISCLAIMER: Starting today, Chad Syphrett shares his DeviantART-accounts with family & friends at AT&T Inc. Don't be discouraged to send messages to Chad Syphrett, but be aware that any inappropriate message that he receives (while his accounts are active) will be seen by a team of online data-collection agents & some of his friends, who have direct access to Chad's comment-sections, his note inboxes, and the various IP-addresses. | ||
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As you should know, AT&T is a front-company for the US Gov., much like CERN & Google. We have access to all of your email-accounts, and we can easily take information from servers connected to internets in general. Do not fear us, as we are simply doing our job to protect | As you should know, AT&T is a front-company for the US Gov., much like CERN & Google. We have access to all of your email-accounts, and we can easily take information from servers connected to internets in general. Do not fear us, as we are simply doing our job to protect Chad Syphrett & others, who have been stalked and harassed online. Nowadays, cyber-bullying is a serious offence, which can easily lead to cyber-terrorism charges. | ||
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So if you have any questions about our methods & why we share this account with | So if you have any questions about our methods & why we share this account with Chad Syphrett, please feel free to call your local authorities about the enforcement of cyber-crime laws, and ethical hacking (our business).|[[:File:ChadSyphrettsNEWOnline-ProjectsandL.jpg|Chad Syphrett]] | ||
|He invited me and his meek slaves to his dA chatroom to discuss why he hides our comments and his deviations. It turns out that he just has 2 relatives, who work at AT&T. I asked him to prove it, and he showed us our IP-addresses, in a matter of 7 minutes..|DeviantArt ( | |He invited me and his meek slaves to his dA chatroom to discuss why he hides our comments and his deviations. It turns out that he just has 2 relatives, who work at AT&T. I asked him to prove it, and he showed us our IP-addresses, in a matter of 7 minutes..|DeviantArt (CHAD) after people doubted Chad Syphrett, [http://tinyurl.com/yhxlnfx]| | ||
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It could be true. He's 1 of the richest men on the internet according to the internet.| | It could be true. He's 1 of the richest men on the internet according to the internet.|Chad Syphrett on [[Chris-Chan]] [http://bit.ly/d3EEI3]| | ||
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Hmm If I remember correctly, I joined... oh wait. Nevermind that. There's something wrong with my dA-account atm.| | Hmm If I remember correctly, I joined... oh wait. Nevermind that. There's something wrong with my dA-account atm.|Chad Syphrett still not getting it. [http://bit.ly/9Rgeti]| | ||
Chad Syphrett apologized to most of the people, who received that message. They no longer threaten him, and Chad no longer [[sick fuck|wears a strap-on dildo when he chases children on bikes.]]|Chad Syphrett [http://bit.ly/bhDefl]| | |||
:D There's no one online, who knows the true | :D There's no one online, who knows the true Chad Syphrett. There's absolutely no proof to back up slanderous claims against Chad Syphrett & other online-personalities. Chad's accounts are used by many people, so there's no way for his stalkers to know which of his past messages were made by him or 1 of his friends. | ||
You don't know | You don't know Chad Syphrett, unless you actually know him. So shut the fuck up, don't read the slanderous articles about him. See him for yourself on youtube, this summer! You might even catch him on the Deviant Art Channel by then.|[http://comments.deviantart.com/5/29195697/1312129447 RageHere (ChadSyphrett)] | ||
|7. | |7. Chad Syphrett doesn't really know how old he is. | ||
"I'm as old as I want to be! The Gregorian-calendar is false/erroneous. I don't care to keep or observe, unless I have business to do. I don't even celebrate holidays & 'birth-dates' according to that calendar!"| | "I'm as old as I want to be! The Gregorian-calendar is false/erroneous. I don't care to keep or observe, unless I have business to do. I don't even celebrate holidays & 'birth-dates' according to that calendar!"|ChadSyphrett, "I want REAL Friends" journal | ||
|III. Who are the worst people on the internet? | |III. Who are the worst people on the internet? | ||
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1. Online-harassers (aggressive stalkers) & every other type of delusional-person, who think they really know you just by reading your comments (whether they were made in jest or not).|[http://chad-syphrett.deviantart.com/journal/29173373/ Chad-Syphrett] | 1. Online-harassers (aggressive stalkers) & every other type of delusional-person, who think they really know you just by reading your comments (whether they were made in jest or not).|[http://chad-syphrett.deviantart.com/journal/29173373/ Chad-Syphrett] | ||
|Example of a serious hypocrite: A person, who judges | |Example of a serious hypocrite: A person, who judges Chad Syphrett just because things he wrote online. That person (people in general) do not know what Chad Syphrett really looks like or what he does, in real-life (beside write to strangers online). | ||
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4. Willfully-ignorant people, who think they know others well enough to judge them based on what they've read about them (whether they've read comments that were satire or not).|[http://chad-syphrett.deviantart.com/journal/29173373/ Chad-Syphrett] | 4. Willfully-ignorant people, who think they know others well enough to judge them based on what they've read about them (whether they've read comments that were satire or not).|[http://chad-syphrett.deviantart.com/journal/29173373/ Chad-Syphrett] | ||
| | |Fail again! Chad doesn't even use this account. | ||
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You have no clue how sad & lame you are, do you? | You have no clue how sad & lame you are, do you? | ||
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Probably | Probably not, eh. WELL Too Bad. Awww. | ||
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-Many friends of | -Many friends of Chad|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/11547139/1305049683 MakeThisIntoAMovie] | ||
|Truth and Love will set you free.| | |Truth and Love will set you free.|Conspiracyfag and [[lolicon]] rolled up together is Chad | ||
|I may mock & treat them like animals, simply because they're born to be used & pushed aside from the wise & gifted kinds.| | |I may mock & treat them like animals, simply because they're born to be used & pushed aside from the wise & gifted kinds.|Chad, on his [[USI|messiah complex]] | ||
|I don't serve people of the world. I don't love them. The world doesn't love me. However, the world uses what I provide: [[Shit|artwork]] & [[tl;dr|words of wisdom]]. As long as I serve the creator, I will fight for the righteous & meek on this earth. | |I don't serve people of the world. I don't love them. The world doesn't love me. However, the world uses what I provide: [[Shit|artwork]] & [[tl;dr|words of wisdom]]. As long as I serve the creator, I will fight for the righteous & meek on this earth. | ||
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I'm happy to be the world's enemy. I will never serve it or fall down & support anything made by people of the world!| | I'm happy to be the world's enemy. I will never serve it or fall down & support anything made by people of the world!|Chad is our savior who wants to die for our sins.}}|border=skyblue|background=skyblue}}</center> | ||
==More Screenshots, Pictures== | ==More Screenshots, Pictures== | ||
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Some images of Chad, his real age, and proof that he only listens to people he wants to fuck. | Some images of Chad, his real age, and proof that he only listens to people he wants to fuck. | ||
{{cg|[[Shit]] by | {{cg|[[Shit]] by Chad|Bychadgall|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Anonymous Joker Melting Logo by ChadSyphrett.png | Image:Anonymous Joker Melting Logo by ChadSyphrett.png | ||
Image:Batman Returns with Nipples by ChadSyphrett.png|Save yourself the | Image:Batman Returns with Nipples by ChadSyphrett.png|Save yourself the bandwidth rape and don't open this image. Trust us, your not missing anything! Like. Not even a little bit. | ||
Image:Ceiling Panda RED ALERT BOYS by ChadSyphrett.png|A prime example of | Image:Ceiling Panda RED ALERT BOYS by ChadSyphrett.png|A prime example of Chad raping memes. | ||
Image: | Image:Chad Syphrett Twitter BG by ChadSyphrett.png | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:Chadlovedeath.PNG | Image:Chadlovedeath.PNG | ||
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Image:Captain_Bizarre_Unmasked_Logo_by_ChadAndrewDeviantArt.png | Image:Captain_Bizarre_Unmasked_Logo_by_ChadAndrewDeviantArt.png | ||
File:Overlaysftw.jpg| | File:Overlaysftw.jpg|Tracing?! [[Rage|FFFFUUUU]] | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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Image:Chadsyphrett-righteous.PNG|[[lolwut]] | Image:Chadsyphrett-righteous.PNG|[[lolwut]] | ||
Image:Chadslogoideaisnthis.png|Does Chad need Google? | Image:Chadslogoideaisnthis.png|Does Chad need Google? | ||
Image:Chad-sock.PNG|Chad is amazing! - | Image:Chad-sock.PNG|Chad is amazing! - Chad's sock | ||
Image:Chadfailingagain.PNG|Indeed he is quite the catch! | Image:Chadfailingagain.PNG|Indeed he is quite the catch! | ||
Image:Chadsyphrettlyingagain.PNG | Image:Chadsyphrettlyingagain.PNG | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[ | *[[ChadSyphrett/Ranting]] | ||
*[[ | *[[ChadSyphrett/DAProjects]] | ||
*[[Chris Chan]], another virgin faggot. | |||
*[[Doing it wrong]] | *[[Doing it wrong]] | ||
*[[ | *[[girlvinyl]], another drama-whore | ||
*[[Irony]] | *[[Irony]] | ||
*[[Internet Tough Guy]] | *[[Internet Tough Guy]] | ||
*[[Moderator]] | |||
*[[Retarded]] | *[[Retarded]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Sockpuppet]] | ||
*[[USI]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://chadsyphrett.deviantart.com/ his banned original deviantart account] | |||
*[[ChadSyphrett/Accounts|He made so many accounts that they deserved their own page.]] Each account has a time-stamp to indicate his obsession with the Internet. | *[[ChadSyphrett/Accounts|He made so many accounts that they deserved their own page.]] Each account has a time-stamp to indicate his obsession with the Internet. | ||
*Chad can't stop being a shithead, but he does try to hide it by deleting his journals.[[ | *Chad can't stop being a shithead, but he does try to hide it by deleting his journals.[[ChadSyphrett/Ranting| Luckily ED has a whole page of screenshots full of his infinite wisdom.]] | ||
*[http://antichad.blogspot.com/ The anti-Chad Blog] | *[http://antichad.blogspot.com/ The anti-Chad Blog] | ||
*[http://chadsyphrett.storm-artists.net/ Chad on Storm-Artists] | *[http://chadsyphrett.storm-artists.net/ Chad on Storm-Artists] |
Latest revision as of 01:17, 12 May 2018
If you need a good convincing example of what you don’t ever want to become, read this article. Surely, you would hate yourself if you were anything like Chad Syphrett.
Behold the epic lolcow that is ChadSyphrett; a man so ridiculous and full of himself that he couldn't be anything but a troll. He lashes out at the first sign of resistance. Like a good lolcow, he never quits against the Internet, occasionally issuing death threats and telling people that he'll join the military just so he can learn to donate to people. Let us take you on a journey around the tubes following the exploits of the man they call The Living Meme.
Who is The Living Meme?


ChadSyphrett is a 17 year old unemployed schizophrenic who has great ambitions for e-fame, a job at Google, opening up an internet-based amusement park and a emo sidekick to satisfy public demands. Chad is pretty much the end result of the odd collision of loneliness, unwarranted self-importance and overall stupidity. Hopefully, this nigger has a sad penchant for spreading (even more) MEMES to every site he has touched. Among those websites are Twitter, 1up and, of course, Enom.
Not much is known about Chad’s life in the RL. However it appears as though Chad is rather active in his church community, thus making him a religious nut. Moreover, he has noted that the feds have taken him away from his family, explaining his distrust for the government. Additionally, many of the statements he has made are what made him glow luminously in a dark room of other misfits. Among those statements, he claimed to hack the Gibson and, with the help of the Government, Chad redesigned (in other words, controls) all of the internet and took down the EVIL sites 4chan and our beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica.
His understanding of the internet is also something of vast hilarity. Whenever Chad looks into a mirror, he would see himself as a living meme. That’s right; Chad has an awful site on memes despite his abuse of them. Not only that, he also believes that all Web 2.0 sites should help him pay for an internet-themed amusement park, something that only lonely losers would desire.
Because Chad is a man of his word, all his plans will come to fruition by next summer!
His usual plan for Success:
- Arrive at said site.
- Make grandiose plans about how you'll unite the community if they let you become a mod
- Berate and block people who say the plan will not work
- Make long winded entries about being stalked and harassed
- Call said people twifag Nazis who worship the devil and porn, then go to 4chan
- Make tons of reports to mods in hopes they'll start blocking the people bothering you
- Make one giant thread about how to finally eliminate the troll problem; only to have trolls, regular users, and mods tell you to shut the fuck up
- Use the influence of family members in AT&T, and in the CIA to IP track and arrest the harassers and trolls in their houses.
- Get all butthurt and take faggotry to another site
- Rinse and repeat
Chad the Conspiracy Theorist
As mentioned above, Chad has a major distrust for the government after they separated him from her family. After growing it over the years, he has developed multiple conspiracy theories that make even other kooks think that he's too gullible. Hopefully they chose to spread their monkey diseases to Above Top Secret, a hangout for other kooks with no lives.
—ChadOnLife, http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread346822/pg2 |
The inevitable happened: Chad was banned because not even they wanted him there. As a logical response to this great crime, he accused the mods of being CIA plants, because Chad is a genius on top of being cool. It was also revealed that Chad was removed from his home by the CPS. Not only that, but his dad had to resort to legally changing their name from 'Sypher' to 'Syphrett'. The reason for such an action is currently unknown, but it naturally signifies that the Syphrett family is not on good terms with the Guv’ment.
What Chad believes in:
- H1N1 IS MAN MADE THIS IS TOTALLY TRUE.
- Illegal immigrants are being backed by the globalists to rape little girls.
- The CIA owns Google.
- That the Zionists & Nazis run the media. (This is despite the fact that "Zionist Nazi" is about the biggest oxymoron ever).
- Ron Paul is a free mason.
- The Chinese government is using a weather machine to troll their citizens.
- "Halliburton/Owners of the Military Industrial Complex also owns Dunkin Donuts, along with some other unkosher places."
- Billions are victims to the drug war!
Chad Syphrett meets DeviantArt

In comes the major shitstorm: Chad joins the awful site known as deviantART on July 12th 2009. Chad had two clear routes for e-fame in mind: first, this same faggot desires to be the ambassador of DeviantART and every important Web 2.0 site. The second route was to maintain and establish a community project. He tried and failed; the story of his life. Despite failing, Chad still parades his status as an employee or, in other cases, his future employee status.
Afterwards, he created eleven official-looking-pseudo-clubs centering on various "projects". All of them had one goal, and that goal was to get Chad famous, proving that DevaintART is indeed the prime example of his self-centered ideals. In order to get this epic win, he badgered other people for content and spammed others to advertise said clubs to gather support. Although he then abandoned these clubs because he is, after all, a lazy fuck. But even then he didn't lose his ambition for e-fame.

No fucking joke.
Everything Chad comes up with is completely original, including the revolutionary deviantART logo that he made all by himself! He uses the same fucking picture, eats it, digests it, and then re-releases it through his bloody diarrhea as a brand new 'deviation'. As he is more of a tracer than an artist, he rapes google images on a hourly basis. And although his amazing claim of 100% OC seemed impossible to disprove, someone found a logo that looks too similar to "his" idea. In an act of reasonable innocence, he promptly hid the comment.
Original atheist symbol. Among his famous creations are Captain Bizarre, a look deviously stolen by Michael Jackson's chimp Bubbles plus a Jew hat, and Fapman; which were clearly pirated by DC Comics.
On top of everything else, Chad has a poor understanding of rules. The following is a list of known examples of Chad's misunderstandings, we shit you not.
- Mod-Privileges For Victims Of Constant Harassment
- Spawned after he made a gay-bashing journal and received criticism.
- Ban Stalkers and Harassers
- With no excuses.
- Permaban Obvious Stalkers & Harassers
- Please terminate deviantART-Hate-Groups, such as #dAramatica
- Ban evasion is okay!
- Plz appeal
- They're following the rules...Chad...wtf?
Reasoning with Niggers is like talking to a stupid debate team, because they will think you're spamming him. Even when you speak coherently.
After countless acts of faggottery and spam, he was finally banned from the Internet. #Twitter, the website he despises the most, collectively lol'd, thus forcing Chad to have his e-period and act like a bitch. From then on, he was set to internet tough guy mode and threatened anyone who stood in his way. He even declared that the staff could not, and should not, ban him for he is The Living Meme from a website. It should be noted all of them hates to be called The Living Meme or a Darkie Nigger.
Chad the Perv
Chad acts like a total Whiner entity through his separation from his family, his addiction to everything on the internet, and that which he has posted on various websites. Needless to say, this fucker is a faggot hungering for a hot vehicle. Unfortunately, women would rather touch an electric fence than his greasy black skin. As a result, Chad looks for lulz on the internet since it is, notably, the best place in existence to find one. Like in everything from this lifetime, Chad struggles to relate with others. At first he said he was twenty-six, his true age, just to gloat about his empty achievements and superiority. Then, after being confronted by a new guy, he attacks him.
Perverts from deviantART are among his favorite to mislead especially those with whom he has debated with to determine their intelligence. As he is in fact very lonely and desperate, even if he'd never seen a picture of a woman, he will still ask said noob if she wants to be an assistant. Successful results have been pending for the last 100 years. This is odd, considering this smooth talker used his most famous gems like asking to touch her 'heart' and wanting to “[conceive] puppies” with her. Moreover, he would put this creepy bullshit to underage women; remember, this man is seventeen years old. Perhaps the reason for his affinity for loli is that they are just too stupid to see through his crazy bullshit. Nonetheless, none of them ever engaged in a serious celebrity encounter with him.
Often denied access to delicious fried chicken, this nigger will cling to a certain KFC buckets by favoring their works and constantly commenting. When he receives feedback from his victim, he will not only blurt his interest in romantic partnership, but also telling haters that he is abused by racists daily. When given the same answer of “no”, he would ask why, claiming that he has done nothing wrong. Upon the KFC banning him and his family from entering their restaurants, Chad will fucking panic and respond to this action by creating (or just using another pre-made) sockpuppet to confront his emotional embarrassment and sorrow.
But if that's not enough for you, check out these journals:
The Enemies


Chad will call anybody who disagrees with him a harasser. As you can see, Chad is very reasonable in claiming this, because only retards and trolls would disagree with his opinion of truth. Let’s take a look at how Chad rightfully judges others:
- If you disagree with Chad Syphrett, you are a stalker and/or harasser. Chad meets a lot of stalkers & harassers on DA.
- If you don't send your content for DeviantART Magazine fast enough, you're on his shit list.
- If you don't reply to his messages fast enough, you're going to get trolled by one of his alternate accounts.
In regards to the image above, this would mean that Chad supports attention whores, twifags, cannibals and harassers, as long as they do not congregate at 4chan or ED; murderers, rapists, thieves, art defacers, scammers, animal abusers, animal rapists, hypocrites, art theives, slanderers, IRL harrassers, plagiarists, porn addicts, terrorists, facetiously polite people, fetishists, pushy fetishists, cybersex roleplayers, internet sluts, skiddies, drama whores, and you. A fine list he has made, indeed! After all, furries do not appear once, proving there's some hope for him after all.
After a while of being cruelly harassed and stalked by perverted bigots, he got a love poem made by a visitor that launched a thousand ships. He cried about it and the rest of the haters in his infamous journal, the one with the tl;dr hit list. Blocking trolls is one thing, but he did something more retarded, and that's rubbing his recent blockage to the blockees' faces, effectively spamming and harassing the blockee instead. But hey, +1 pageview!
Once Chad realized that ED was in hot pursuit, he registered under the name "DeviantArt" to incite drama and throw ED off his trail. When that failed, he registered under his own name to gloat. In fact, why not read the quick rundown of the 1500 reply thread? Other than causing a few basement dwellers to break a sweat from typing, it accomplished nothing productive.
More examples of his failures
4chan
One day, Chad submitted a deviation with his opinion on 4chan. They were less than flattering of these upstanding anons and failed to consider the fact that memes and 4chan go together like Africa and AIDs. IRL, many channers are be immature, fat and abuse memes, but Chad is someone who respects these great creations and wants to make an internet-themed amusement park in their honour. On top of that, as he considers himself to be a living meme. As such, it's natural to assume Chad would be a 4channer himself, but fuck you, because he's too good for those ungrateful shits.
The attention whore that he is lets us assume he was a namefag (probably going by the clever name 'AnonymousJoker'). The origins of his second super creative name 'SmartTroll' isn't fully understood, but it's a safe bet that he came up with it when 4chan accused him of trolling with his shitty comics' spam.
Why would a morally righteous person, such as Chad, ever even want to be a part of 4chan? This art deviation of his might have the answer.
—Chad the newfag, Anonymous Joker Huge Eyes Yay |
The True Computer Expert
As all computer experts know, Windows was made with multiple CIA back doors to find his CP. But because Chad Syphrett is a very important person with OMG government connections, he needed a more secure operating system. The clear choice was Windows XP x64. Unfortunately, he couldn't figure out what hardware he had, what drivers are or how to install the OS on his system. When Dell Support wouldn't help him install this obviously superior OS, he turned to the most logical alternative: Unbutu support forums. He got no help there or at Donation Coder, so he stumbled into DriverPacks.net forums and demanded help without reading the FAQ or stickies. This resulted in his first known epic smackdown.
—Chad-Syphrett |
Remember: this guy can't install an OS or make a web page.
ConceptArt
- Here we go again! A sign that ConceptArt.org is turning into DeviantArt?
- And again! Chad begs the users of Conceptart to help him get unbanned from DA.
- The Admin grows tired of Chad's shit and lays down the ban hammer and locks the thread. But then that admin got a special pm by a certain someone...
—ChadSyphrett, ConceptArt |
Other Examples
- Cracked
—codespyder, http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=52407 |
After this, Chad left in a rage and held a permanent grudge against Cracked.com. butthurt blog 1 butthurt blog 2 Butthurt Blog 3 BUTTHURT BLOG 4 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
- MAY 2010, HE RETURNS FOR REVENGE.
- Abestweb is a site for online paid advertising affiliate programs. Chad decided this was a GREAT place to advertise his flickr and failcomics.
- He couldn't make it past his INTRO thread without pissing off admins and using a sock puppet.
- And here is where he cries about it and misses the point of everything completely.
- Trying to get hired at Newgrounds, thread deleted.
- Even the fags at KnowYourMeme.com couldn't stop at laughing at this retard!
- Chad has so much faggotry at Gaia, it needed its own page. It contains lots of drama.
- Would the owner of Gaiaonline Please Support Me? His most recent failure
- I want a job at Gaia!!! For fuck sakes in the last link someone left a link of who he should get in contact with, more evidence that Chad is fucking retarded and won't listen to anything unless it comes out of his own mouth.
- Trying to get hired again, Apr. 12th
Quotes
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More Screenshots, Pictures
Some images of Chad, his real age, and proof that he only listens to people he wants to fuck.
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Save yourself the bandwidth rape and don't open this image. Trust us, your not missing anything! Like. Not even a little bit.
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A prime example of Chad raping memes.
See Also
- ChadSyphrett/Ranting
- ChadSyphrett/DAProjects
- Chris Chan, another virgin faggot.
- Doing it wrong
- girlvinyl, another drama-whore
- Irony
- Internet Tough Guy
- Moderator
- Retarded
- Sockpuppet
- USI
External Links
- his banned original deviantart account
- He made so many accounts that they deserved their own page. Each account has a time-stamp to indicate his obsession with the Internet.
- Chad can't stop being a shithead, but he does try to hide it by deleting his journals. Luckily ED has a whole page of screenshots full of his infinite wisdom.
- The anti-Chad Blog
- Chad on Storm-Artists
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