User talk:Zaiger/The Real Syko

Yep. He's an internet tough guy. Translated, this response means: "IMMA GONNA KEEP BEING A LOLCOW AND YOU ED MEANIES CAN'T STOP ME!

The-Real-Syko on DevianTART (More like The Real Sicko AMIRITE?) is an Irish humorless butthurt furfag sonic fantard who is also known to be a massive prick. His age is unknown, but judging by his maturity he's a 13 year old boy with the drawings skills of a 5 year old. This is probably why his most 'popular' deviation is an EncyclopediaDramatica sucks stamp. This is quite normal among tartlets, but he enabled (now disabled since he is a coward) comments so: A) He can agree with every other butthurt tartlet who HAETS Encyclopedia Dramatica and B) Blocking anyone who says anything other than "U R RITE ENCYCLOPEDIA SUX!!!", (though he has yet to realize he can only block up to 100 people according to the DA faq) all to increase his e-go. His art consists of furfags and tragic attempts to be funny. NOTE: He's REALLY quick to use the banhammer on anyone who does it for the Lulz / doesn't want to see more furfags. So, sadly, although it is easy to milk Lulz from this sad little Lolcow, it is short-lived. (Also, he has Llamas in his signature, which makes him moar funny than anyone else can ever hope to be.)

Also note, that he knows ALL, and knows what REAL HUMOR is, his stupid puns are so funny.

About The Real Syko

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Even when someone tries to talk some sense into him, he still feels the need to lay out his AUTHORITAH.

All he eats.

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Another of The Real Syko's skilled artwork. Sonic + Linkin Park = quality art.

Because God knows we need more furfags.

Despite the fact that most tartlets have never heard of him, he's enough of a Drama Llama/Attention whore/shitty artist to be the next GoddessMillenia. As can be clearly seen from a look at his Deviantart Gallery, it's full of shit furry drawings, even more shit human drawings, unfunny jokes, and stamps whining about shit such as Bebo, Sonic, MySpace, Furhaters and EncyclopediaDramatica. Unsurprisingly, the Deviantart paradox means that the guy gets a surprisingly large amount of pageviews , despite his work being only slightly better than Chasethehedgehog. This is probably because Deviantart is inhabited by furries, MS Paint 'artists' and people who are just out for Lulz.

Examples Of Butthurt

Syko is an internet tough guy, as can be seen by the way he swears, bitches and banhammers whenever someone says ANYTHING against him or whatever stupid thing he's done. He proudly declares his hatred for EncyclopediaDramatica ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He even made a stamp, despite the fact that some other random tartlet had already made one. (Despite being no more true or funny, at least the other one had a little style. It was even ANIMATED!)

Yep. A troll linked Syko to this page. As per usual, he went batshit insane. He whined a little with intent to pwn and then pulled out his beloved (and overworked) banhammer when he realized he was failing, bringing the lulz to an end. The whole sad little affair can be found here. Syko discovered that he can hide comments, including his own, so he can hide his faggotry. DAMN. As can be seen by his response to this article and his stamp, Syko proudly defends his right to keep drawing his fucking furries and keep listening to Linkin park, Green day, and whatever the fuck else he listens to. AKA, he's going to keep calling people "Drama whores," he's going to keep pulling the same art out of his ass, and he's going to keep blocking any and all tartlets that show even the slightest hint of aproval towards anything EncyclopediaDramatica related.

His immense butthurt aside, Amerika was founded on the freedom of speech, so he has every right to express said butthurt. Oh wait, he's Irish? FUCK'IM.

BAWWWWW

It seems that Syko pays close attention to his ED page, since he's always bitching about how NASTY ED is. (HI SYKO!) Now,typical Tartlet fashion, he first says stupid shit about Australia, (Perhaps he isn't really Irish!) and then starts whining in his journal about trolls, and announces to the three or so tartlets who can tolerate his faggotry that he's taking a break from Deviantart. Sadly, he's going to be back, and when he is, expect more shitty furry pictures, unfunny flashes, and comment-hiding. Note that Syko hid all the recent comments, even some from a fantard who thought his drawings were good. Holy shit, what the hell is this? A fucking fantard got its stupid comment hidden, so it cried and begged for forgiveness, offering him fanart. Since Syko's an attention whore, he accepted. And the sad thing is, although the content of the picture is as fucking stupid as the shit Syko draws, (A glaring yellow Lion furry with punk hair) IT'S BETTER THAN SYKO'S SHIT. LOOK AT IT. Syko managed to piss off a Troll GOSH I WONDER HOW and it drew him a crappy troll picture. Syko BAWWWED to the Admins and they BALEETED it though. You can see it here in all its glory.

This sums things up nicely.

This sums things up nicely.

Quotes

	“	I have an IQ in excess of 140, but I don't like to brag it. Want to know why I put it here? You asked, silly. I sometimes act stupid and deliberately misspell for the sake of blending in.	„
	—The real Syko.

Gallery Of Fail

The Real Syko About missing Pics

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  He says that other people are butthurt.
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  Proof of faggotry.
• A summary of The Real Syko's ego.
  A summary of The Real Syko's ego.

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  For great justice!
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  This fag has no humor whatsoever, needs to get some...
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  Blocked once again!
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• Picture in question. Hear that? We are horrible people for making fun of Al Gore!
  Picture in question. Hear that? We are horrible people for making fun of Al Gore!
• Here he is, exercising his marvelous detective skills.
  Here he is, exercising his marvelous detective skills.
• "I have more better smarts than all of you!"
  "I have more better smarts than all of you!"
• I sense an incoming block...
  I sense an incoming block...
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  Some guy provides an accurate description of Syko IRL.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince?

On Friday, April 24th, 2010 Syko made one last journal post:

External Links

Gusto-Pastel External Links

• His deviantart account. Remember to tell him how great his art is!
• His masterpiece. Changed the stamp from saying "Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks" to "no more drama". BAWWWWW. BAWWWWWWLETED.
• His myspace. Be sure to check out his music! :D Also BAWWWWWWLETED.
• His FagAffinity account. Contains much faggotry and tentacle rape.
• His Newgrounds account. And you thought his art sucked...
• His Youtube account. His faggotry never ends.

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